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spizzlenik (m)
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Player my foot 
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mavenbox (f)
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Foot in mouth, that's how I feel, cos it was Eva Longoria, American actress
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goodass (m)
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actress like no other.u sabi!
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mavenbox (f)
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Sabi say na Halloween dey give ugly girls excuse since e don tey?
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spizzlenik (m)
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tey ke? dem no send you at all at all
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mavenbox (f)
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All this time, I had typed a response but yours came in first and I had to change what I typed, all because of this slow Nigerian Internet connection!
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goodass (m)
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connection on zainab or eti?
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mavenbox (f)
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Eti has a bandwidth limit so I use starcomms internet
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goodass (m)
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internet providers in 9ja get as e be.heard glo just launched 'modem plus' whatever that means
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mavenbox (f)
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Means that they will supply faster internet for the next few weeks, until it crashes at a high price
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goodass (m)
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price should be cheaper methinks wit their fibre optics tech.wel na 9ja we dey;everyt works opposite opposite
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mavenbox (f)
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Opposite ends of a magnet attract, thats why the world cant do without Nigerians!
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Kunbee
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Nigerians can be pretty annoying and loud at times 
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mavenbox (f)
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Times when I hide my online identity, people hardly know that Im Nigerian by birth
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goodass (m)
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birth control pills should have been used so that we wont have these dealers in leadership
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goodass (m)
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control wil start when we line them up in front of d firing squad
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mavenbox (f)
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Squad of gamers, I need to exit now, so whether its night or day over there, from me its goodnight!
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goodass (m)
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goodnite n remember to close your eyes
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SeanT21 (f)
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eyes are not meant to be close.
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goodass (m)
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close to me u r.how r u,mom?
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SeanT21 (f)
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Mom is my best friend but sometimes she can be annoying.
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lysaa (f)
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annoying things find their way everywhere, dunno why.
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Kenny_G (m)
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why havent i had my usual warm greetings from you today?
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lysaa (f)
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today is your lucky day, isn't it?
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Kenny_G (m)
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it sure seems so, but only if i get what i deseire
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lysaa (f)
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desire earnestly. .crave until your heart drops like honey from the honey comb and. . wake up! its only your fantasy.
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Kenny_G (m)
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mei? dont knw what it means
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lysaa (f)
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means a lot yet classified. next!
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