Living And Non-living Things:

It is on early Monday Morning, Mrs Bolanle entered the classroom and the following ensued:

after the greetings,

Mrs B: today we shall be talking about living and non living things

Pupils: yes aunty!

Mrs B: living things are things that we can see and have live, examples are:
           human being, dog goat and grasses.

mrs B: understood?

pupils: yes ma ,

Mrs B: on the other hand, Non-living things are things we can not see and have no live, examples are:pencil, biro
           and CAN WE SEE GOD?
pupils:  NOOO

Mrs B: THAT MEANS GOD IS NOT A LIVING THING, WHOSOEVER HAVE ONE OR TWO THINGS CAN CONTRIBUTE,

Junior: the young intelligent brilliant boy stood up and ask:
           HELLO CLASS, PLEASE CAN ANYONE SEES OUR AUNTI'S BRAIN
pupils: NOOO

junior: THAT MEANS OUR AUNTY DOES NOT HAVE BRAIN,
Pupils: stated laughing and aunty was depressed

Junior is repeating the class pray that God should help him, 

 











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