Danfo Driver

A Nursery 1 student in a danfo bus from school was reciting the days lesson at school, it went thus: if my father is a cock and my mother a hen, i will be a chick
if my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, i will be a cob
if my father is a king and my mother a queen, i will be a prince etc, etc

The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise', he shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy continued. Then the driver shouted;
What of if your father is an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute), what will you be?

The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver'