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tytylayor
Wat Momma Tink
« on: November 02, 2009, 09:27 AM »

A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of
them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived
with only a single message, "NESCAFE".

The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad
on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP, "
So, the Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a
letter. There was only one message, it reads; "BENSON AND HEDGES".

The Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA
LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message
from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply
said "BRITISH AIRWAYS".

The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers
at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and
fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS
A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #1 on: November 02, 2009, 09:32 AM »

Stale and annoying
tytylayor
Re: Wat Momma Tink
« #2 on: November 02, 2009, 10:13 AM »

my way of lookin for your wahala
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #3 on: November 02, 2009, 11:14 AM »

U know u cant go more than one round?
Ben-10
Re: Wat Momma Tink
« #4 on: November 02, 2009, 11:40 AM »

hmmm
rokiatu (f)
Re: Wat Momma Tink
« #5 on: November 02, 2009, 11:42 AM »

hmmm I do not get the joke
tytylayor
Re: Wat Momma Tink
« #6 on: November 02, 2009, 01:14 PM »

@roki, check studio's pant
sylve11
Re: Wat Momma Tink
« #7 on: November 02, 2009, 07:22 PM »

@ololumi,
dat was tight Grin


Quote from: tytylayor on November 02, 2009, 01:14 PM
@roki, check studio's pant


why do u want roki's eyes blind? Sad Cool
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #8 on: November 03, 2009, 11:13 AM »

Lol well by looking into my pant, na my trouble u dey find be dat o
Ben-10
Re: Wat Momma Tink
« #9 on: November 03, 2009, 12:02 PM »

talk well na. . . u dey wear pants? Undecided
romsky
Re: Wat Momma Tink
« #10 on: November 03, 2009, 12:10 PM »

u don check am for gents b4
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