My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)

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xynerio (m)
My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« on: November 02, 2009, 11:35 AM »

Grin Grin. Now this is a sick one. Back then we use to steal money to buy balloon and when it got torn we just tie the torn part and blow it again. One day I didnt see any money to steal and all my friends are busy playing with their balloons. So I decided to walk around and see if I will fine a balloon left by a careless owner and I say one big balloon and this time not colourful but with a butter colour and the mouth is wider that normal. I quickly rushed it and make sure nobody saw before me. I found out it was greasy and lighter but who cares! It all mine. I quickly went to my friends and show them my precious balloon, the biggest of all. Then I blew it and WHAO! A little dot at it end but it was not as big as the size and month. It was until a grown up lady saw me blowing the second time to make sure the size increase. She quickly shouted '' TA! See this boy they blow condom'' to me what is condom? But the funniest thing is that it is a used condom. Grin         
rokiatu (f)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #1 on: November 02, 2009, 11:43 AM »

 Undecided Undecided
tytylayor
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #2 on: November 02, 2009, 01:51 PM »

not too funny, but ok sha Undecided
Ben-10
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #3 on: November 02, 2009, 02:04 PM »

you dey try
xynerio (m)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #4 on: November 02, 2009, 03:40 PM »

@ben-10. Just keeping the fire burning. You know what I mean Grin
sylve11
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #5 on: November 02, 2009, 04:19 PM »

 Angry Cool
big head (m)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #6 on: November 03, 2009, 12:28 PM »

xynerio
na wah oh u and these your experiences
romsky
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #7 on: November 03, 2009, 12:37 PM »

abeg bend ya big head to the left may i see dat ajegunle born & bred olodo
big head (m)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #8 on: November 03, 2009, 01:28 PM »

ewu na me u dey follow talk like dat
romsky
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #9 on: November 03, 2009, 01:46 PM »

ow many pipul hia carry humpty dumpty head
big head (m)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #10 on: November 03, 2009, 08:04 PM »

no not u romsky
shayoor (f)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #11 on: November 03, 2009, 08:18 PM »

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
bashy_demy
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #12 on: November 03, 2009, 10:32 PM »

how many Ajegunle guys dey here?
rite2salas (m)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #13 on: November 04, 2009, 03:34 AM »

Quote from: xynerio on November 02, 2009, 11:35 AM
Grin Grin. Now this is a sick one. Back then we use to steal money to buy balloon and when it got torn we just tie the torn part and blow it again. One day I didnt see any money to steal and all my friends are busy playing with their balloons. So I decided to walk around and see if I will fine a balloon left by a careless owner and I say one big balloon and this time not colourful but with a butter colour and the mouth is wider that normal. I quickly rushed it and make sure nobody saw before me. I found out it was greasy and lighter but who cares! It all mine. I quickly went to my friends and show them my precious balloon, the biggest of all. Then I blew it and WHAO! A little dot at it end but it was not as big as the size and month. It was until a grown up lady saw me blowing the second time to make sure the size increase. She quickly shouted '' TA! See this boy they blow condom'' to me what is condom? But the funniest thing is that it is a used condom. Grin

and the sole purpose of your thread is?
donjon
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #14 on: November 05, 2009, 07:06 AM »

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sweetliet
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #15 on: November 05, 2009, 02:48 PM »

dry joke
2Direct (m)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #16 on: November 05, 2009, 03:47 PM »

stupid thread
sylve11
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #17 on: November 05, 2009, 04:37 PM »

lol Grin Cool
2Direct (m)
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #18 on: November 05, 2009, 05:56 PM »

Gaffer clear jor
clemcykul
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon)
« #19 on: November 09, 2009, 03:48 PM »

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