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DON FASZY (m)
Robbed / Rapped
« on: November 04, 2009, 04:17 PM »

Late one night, a woman was walking home when a man grabbed
her and dragged her into the bushes.

"Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"

"You ain't being robbed, " her attacker interrupted. 
"You're being raped!"

The woman looked at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans.
"If you're planning on raping me with that," she laughed,
"then I am most definitely being robbed!"
Ben-10
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #1 on: November 04, 2009, 04:28 PM »

 Wink nice wan
Abbey_city (f)
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #2 on: November 04, 2009, 04:48 PM »

lol afi robbed na  Cheesy Cheesy
jamace (m)
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #3 on: November 04, 2009, 05:27 PM »

 Huh
Godmother (f)
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #4 on: November 06, 2009, 01:11 PM »

LMAO at robber  Grin Grin
aristole (f)
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #5 on: November 06, 2009, 01:30 PM »

don jazzy again!!!
Ben-10
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #6 on: November 06, 2009, 01:56 PM »

who dash monkey banana
sylve11
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #7 on: November 06, 2009, 02:05 PM »

Ben the monkey Grin Cool
shayoor (f)
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #8 on: November 06, 2009, 02:32 PM »

 ;d
rokiatu (f)
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #9 on: November 06, 2009, 07:19 PM »

lol really funny Grin Grin
2Direct (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #10 on: November 06, 2009, 07:50 PM »

Joke 4/10
DON FASZY (m)
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #11 on: November 09, 2009, 11:40 AM »

@2Direct

post your own, make i examine your empty brain

na 4 / 400 u score 4 jamb abi, pele?

aristole (f)
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #12 on: November 09, 2009, 01:40 PM »

@ Don.
Dont be too temperamental here.O Boy,your B.P go dey rise small small o
sylve11
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #13 on: November 09, 2009, 03:29 PM »

@poster that was tight! Grin Cool
romsky
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #14 on: November 09, 2009, 03:38 PM »

dont undersatnd y don isnt tellin u all he was d rapist
lbotus
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #15 on: November 09, 2009, 03:45 PM »

and u were the eye witness Cool
romsky
Re: Robbed / Rapped
« #16 on: November 09, 2009, 04:25 PM »

eva present tatafo no beef me say u no get kabukabu to reach there fast
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