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christyne (f)
A programmer and The wise Engineer
« on: December 02, 2005, 10:56 AM »

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5.". Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the Programmer. Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers - all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
Rolly
Re: A programmer and The wise Engineer
« #1 on: December 07, 2005, 04:43 PM »

aha aha aha!!!!!!!!! Smiley Smiley Smiley    the engineer is really wise
Jeovy (m)
Re: A programmer and The wise Engineer
« #2 on: May 25, 2008, 11:19 AM »

The progrmmer dull sha,there is no timelimit to supply the answer,he should have continued searching for the nswer forever
webdezzi (m)
Re: A programmer and The wise Engineer
« #3 on: May 25, 2008, 11:46 AM »

brainy engineer!
info (m)
Re: A programmer and The wise Engineer
« #4 on: May 25, 2008, 11:54 AM »

Business
krama (m)
Re: A programmer and The wise Engineer
« #5 on: May 26, 2008, 02:10 AM »

  Grin
clemcykul
Re: A programmer and The wise Engineer
« #6 on: May 26, 2008, 12:07 PM »

close that teeth!
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