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yampoo
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!
I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and he opened his briefcase.
"Oh, my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead.
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Abbey_city (f)
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LMAO!!!!  |
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whitesturd (f)
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ha ha ha ha ha.laughs my sexy ass out.
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Abbygyal (f)
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loooooooooooooool! ha ha ha ha ha.laughs my sexy ass out.
ryt. |
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kabola2009 (m)
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you guys just dey crazy, you want to kill me with laughter
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2Direct (m)
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Hahahahahahaha the wife is familia with the long penis, haba women sef
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rokiatu (f)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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2Direct (m)
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Take am easy dey laugh for my ear jor, Birds of the same feather'
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rokiatu (f)
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leave me alone
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2Direct (m)
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E be like i fit touch you? I say make u no make noise for my ear with your endless laughter jare
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rokiatu (f)
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do you have to listen to me  |
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