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Winnergal (f)
~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:04 PM »

Where do you release your 'air'/fart . . .?
Do you do it in the bathroom, in your bedroom, e.t.c or just anywhere you find yourself? LOL . . .
kizi
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #1 on: November 05, 2009, 11:18 PM »

@Topic
Wow this is a funny question
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #2 on: November 06, 2009, 02:55 AM »

lets start with you
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #3 on: November 06, 2009, 05:20 AM »

ROFLMAO what sort of question is dis Grin Grin
dominique (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #4 on: November 06, 2009, 11:26 AM »

@topic
my fartroom Cheesy Tongue
Winnergal (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #5 on: November 06, 2009, 02:07 PM »

Quote from: dominique on November 06, 2009, 11:26 AM
@topic
my fartroom Cheesy Tongue

LOL . . . I don't even want to imagine the smell of that room . . .
donjon
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #6 on: November 08, 2009, 02:26 AM »

Anywhere i like!
It doesnt matter
emorse (m)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #7 on: November 08, 2009, 07:21 AM »

Funny enough, i don't fart. Call me unusual.
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #8 on: November 08, 2009, 07:28 AM »

Quote from: emorse on November 08, 2009, 07:21 AM
Funny enough, i don't fart. Call me unusual.
can we exchange systems lol u are kidding rite
donjon
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #9 on: November 08, 2009, 07:42 AM »

C'mon, cant u see dat he is lying?
Unusual abi abnormal?
pureminded (m)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #10 on: November 08, 2009, 07:44 AM »

Quote from: donjon on November 08, 2009, 07:42 AM
C'mon, cant u see dat he is lying?
Unusual abi abnormal?
I ffink it's all of the above  Grin

Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~

Ans : Anywhere jaree , Abi we have special place for disposal ? Wink
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #11 on: November 08, 2009, 07:47 AM »

Quote from: donjon on November 08, 2009, 07:42 AM
C'mon, cant u see dat he is lying?
 Unusual abi abnormal?

Quote from: pureminded on November 08, 2009, 07:44 AM
I ffink it's all of the above Grin
lol u guys are hilarious Grin
IFELEKE (m)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #12 on: November 08, 2009, 05:31 PM »

mess no get house
emorse (m)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #13 on: November 08, 2009, 07:28 PM »

I wonder why Nigerians are always doubtful of fellow Nigerians!
Try visiting the toilet every morning and see what happens. Tongue Tongue Tongue
dominique (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #14 on: November 08, 2009, 10:49 PM »

Quote from: Winnergal on November 06, 2009, 02:07 PM
LOL . . . I don't even want to imagine the smell of that room . . .

beleeev me, you dont wanna go there Cheesy
mohawkchic (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #15 on: November 09, 2009, 05:45 AM »

~Oh Lawdy!! Who  wud have thunk! Are you'll embarassed about where you let rip? Cheesy I'm somewhat bemused why people are dodging the question? Undecided You'll do fart Right!? Cheesy

~ Which ones? The "Silent Bombs" or the "Bazooka's"?  Undecided  Grin Depends. . Who i'm with/Where am at. . .I'm quite liberal w/ passing Wind!! I hate Dutch-Oven farts tho. . Urgh! Suffocating!




donjon
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #16 on: November 09, 2009, 08:50 AM »

Yes! Those silent bombs are the real chemical weapons!
*D tin fit disperse rioting crowd*
donjon
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #17 on: November 09, 2009, 09:00 AM »

Those bazooka types are just like rubber bullets,
dominique (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #18 on: November 09, 2009, 11:10 PM »

has any one been in a situation where you think you're about to let out a silent pistol but opps. . . out rolls a bazooka Embarrassed Tongue

"i dont fart in public, i fart in the toilet and flush" Shocked Shocked (quote from Nkenna, one of Nigerian reps in the ongoing big  brother Africa)
donjon
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #19 on: November 10, 2009, 12:04 AM »

U mean, he flushes his fart?
Datz one ugly messed up hypocrite! Damn
dominique (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #20 on: November 10, 2009, 08:51 PM »

^^ yup thats exactly what she meant Grin. . .and i should add that she's a pathological liar Embarrassed Tongue
mohawkchic (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #21 on: November 10, 2009, 08:58 PM »

Quote from: donjon on November 09, 2009, 08:50 AM
Yes! Those silent bombs are the real chemical weapons!
 *D tin fit disperse rioting crowd*

Cheesy  Grin Oh Lawdy!! I'm besides myself w/ laffter!


Quote from: dominique on November 09, 2009, 11:10 PM
has any one been in a situation where you think you're about to let out a silent pistol but opps. . . out rolls a bazooka Embarrassed Tongue

~ Cheesy LDKMD  Grin I'd like to think no-one will say they havent had that "Ooops" Moment Grin
dominique (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #22 on: November 11, 2009, 07:56 PM »

^^ you bet!!! Grin Grin Cheesy
nellaluv (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #23 on: November 11, 2009, 10:03 PM »

Cheesy Grin Oh lawdy, Nkenna won't kill me with laughter " i fart in the toilet and flush". Rflmao, who does that.
I try as much as possible not to sneeze in public so as not to release an unexpected bazooka. Fine girl no dey mess now Tongue
mohawkchic (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #24 on: November 12, 2009, 11:36 PM »

Quote from: nellaluv on November 11, 2009, 10:03 PM
Cheesy Grin Oh lawdy, Nkenna won't kill me with laughter " i fart in the toilet and flush". Rflmao, who does that.
I try as much as possible not to sneeze in public so as not to release an unexpected bazooka. Fine girl no dey mess now Tongue

~ Cheesy  Grin
pureminded (m)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #25 on: November 13, 2009, 03:17 PM »

Quote from: nellaluv on November 11, 2009, 10:03 PM
Cheesy Grin Oh lawdy, Nkenna won't kill me with laughter " i fart in the toilet and flush". Rflmao, who does that.
I try as much as possible not to sneeze in public so as not to release an unexpected bazooka. Fine girl no dey mess now Tongue

Abi o  Grin
Gabry (f)
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #26 on: November 14, 2009, 01:23 AM »

I usually do not fart in public. My fart no want to come out ooo but in private, it always comes out. lol!  Grin
donjon
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #27 on: November 14, 2009, 08:27 AM »

Shy messer!
donjon
Re: ~Where Do You Release your 'Air'/Fart. . .? LOL~
« #28 on: November 14, 2009, 08:28 AM »

Shy messer!
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