|
aristole (f)
|
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine, " His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
Imagine that!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ben-10
|
LOL keep 'em coming in one thread, Aristole. . .
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
lysaa (f)
|
yeah i like this one.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
whitesturd (f)
|
Stale jor
oya talk your own make we hear.learn to appreciate others. dt was very nice poster.keep it up. |
|
|
|
|
|
by.dot
|
Nice one
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
2Direct (m)
|
Lol  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
aristole (f)
|
Omo wahala dey. From January to December
|
|
|
|
|
|
aristole (f)
|
Wia is Dani and Abbey jor?
|
|
|
|
|
|
clemcykul
|
behind closed doors
|
|
|
|
|
|
2Direct (m)
|
BBC in the building
|
|
|
|
|
|
Abbey_city (f)
|
9ice joke Wia is Dani and Abbey jor?
Am here dearie  |
|
|
|
|
|
Kunbee
|
:d 
|
|
|
|
|
|
aristole (f)
|
Abbey how un a dey?Wia is my Dani sweetie?
|
|
|
|
|
|
D1KeleVra (m)
|
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine, " His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
Imagine that!
lol. . . er! imagine what?  |
|
|
|
|
|
Pharoh
|
Boring |
|
|
|
|
|
2Direct (m)
|
Stale u meant
|
|
|
|
|
|
Pharoh
|
^^ Yeah thank you jor |
|
|
|
|
|
2Direct (m)
|
What are friends for?
|
|
|
|
|
|
aristole (f)
|
lol. . . er! imagine what? Imagine Water nd Gari. Leave me jor! |
|
|
|
|
|
D1KeleVra (m)
|
i hold u before? i dey hold your pant? 
|
|
|
|
|
|
aristole (f)
|
u ke?U wan die be dt
|
|
|
|
|
|
donsponky (m)
|
tyt one there
|
|
|
|
|
|
yousouph (m)
|
The boy likes bitches |
|
|
|
|
|
![Nairaland [Nigerian Forum] Home](http://www.nairaland.com/Themes/default/images/english/home.gif)
Author
