Can You Please Men?

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”


If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS NICELY , he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON’T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS,a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you’re aSHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT,

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him , He takes you FOR GRANTED . (Very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON’T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLE;
If u DON’T, he says u don't TRUSThim.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD ;
If he SCOLDS at u, it’s because he CARES for u.


If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.

If u SMOKE,u are BADgirl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN,

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u areCRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT??

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true,
but if u don't, they say u are selfish,

well poster i give u 150/100 for this

very true expect the part that u said if he sleeps with u
he would say ure cheap~

Hell No i have never labelled any lady cheap~

^^^

rolls eyes

^^^

yes sista Jay special

the special remedy to cough and malaria

found only between your legs~

works like ALADIN MAGIC

its beclouded your BF sense of reasonin

I pity for him~


(shakes head)

we men sha e get as we be and na woman cause am

@ OP
have you been trying? save your energy.

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