50 Rules All Women Must No About Men

1. If you think you are FAT, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to; expect an answer you do not want to hear.

6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Soccer, the shotgun formation and Formula 1.

8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

11. Crying is blackmail.

12. Your ex-boyfriend is an IDIOT.

13. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

14. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

15. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

16. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

17. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

19. Check your oil. Please.

20. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.

21. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

22. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

23. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

24. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

25. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

26. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

27. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends like THEIR relationship is SO MUCH better.

28. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, peach is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

29. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

30. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

31. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

32. Sex is always a great birthday gift.

33. Bedtime means "go to sleep", not "ask me stupid questions."

34. Admitting we are wrong also counts as "I'm sorry."

35. We hang out with our boys because we need time away from you.

36. Don't give us rules.

37. It's not gonna suck itself.

38. When finished, it is best to roll over and go to sleep.

39. Lingerie is GOOD.

40. NEVER ask to drive my car.

41. Polygamy is in the Bible so a man is allowed to keep more than one woman.

42. It doesn't matter where I was, does it?

43. Yes, peeing while standing up is more difficult. We are bound to miss sometimes.

44. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

45. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

46. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

47. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

48. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.

49. We are not mind readers and we never will be.Our lack of mind-reading ability is not
proof of how little we care about you.

50. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly
fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry;
the fantasy includes you AND her, together.

What can I say to this   

Some true, some not, some stupid, no am not sure 

men have humongous Egos!

#51. Whatever you see whlie going through our stuffs, Live with it!

oh not again all this men vs women posts again! 

I need to create my own rules for all men! This is CRAP! 

 


Pushing.

And When u see your man doin your mama doggie in tha bathroom with the door open'd,u can take a peep,shut your mouth,close the door and walk away for a silent cry cas he'd remember to pay u the same respect and do you doggie like he done your mama, Don't Stress it!!!!!

Seconded!!! 

 34. Admitting we are wrong also counts as "I'm sorry."
JUST SAY IT, lollll

what a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!