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Kobojunkie (f)
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Kobojunkie
If you were related to Kobojunkie or close to him wouldn’t you kill yourself?
What a depressing individual, the only wonder is why, if he considers himself Nigerian and spends all day and night writing horrible things about Nigerians why he hasn’t toped himself.
Roflmao!!!! Fortunately, I come from a family of intelligent individuals who do not have to pick at the ridiculous, and mundane to keep their minds entertained and awake. So, no suicides in my family yet, but I bet you if someone died, we would investigate the death to be sure we can prevent such a disease, plight from occuring again. I find people like you the depressing ones, ever dwelling on the mundane and trying HARD to squeeze joy out of the ridiculous instead of aiming higher, even once. How can anyone come on here to claim because HE HAS PERSONALLY NOT HEARD of suicides means THERE ARE NO SUICIDES in the country compared to other countries. If that is not unfortunate, I don't know what else is. It is as silly as claiming Nigerians NEVER SUFFER depression, and even as imbecilic as the old thinking back in the days that AIDS only affects the white man or that pedophilia only happens in the west. GET EDUCATED please!! Roflmao!! In case you missed it, IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS, not in the world we currently live in! |
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BADLEE
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With all the time KOBOJUNKIE normally spend here arguing senselessly , I can only conclude that she will be a talkative in real life, I wonder how she will be boring people around her.
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Kobojunkie (f)
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With all the time KOBOJUNKIE normally spend here arguing senselessly , I can only conclude that she will be a talkative in real life, I wonder how she will be boring people around her.
From that, I can comfortably tell you I will not recommend you ever go into psychology or psychiatry . . . . I predict you will not make it in any of those fields! lol |
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sleek_p
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With all the time KOBOJUNKIE normally spend here arguing senselessly , I can only conclude that she will be a talkative in real life, I wonder how she will be boring people around her.
Most people forget Kobojunkie is a professional debater. |
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Jairzinho (m)
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Kobo are u male or female?  |
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Kobojunkie (f)
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Most people forget Kobojunkie is a professional debater.
DUH!!!!   You would think people would have figured that out by now! Imagine debating why a PROFESSIONAL debator keeps debating!!! Does that even make sense? Kobo are u male or female? Is that your way of telling me, you are yet another BIGOTTED mind on Nairaland? I mean I don't get the reason for the question. |
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donclemo (m)
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HOW MANY OF UNA GET HOUSE I MEAN your OWN HOUSE NOT TENANT PLEASE HOW MUCH TAX U DEY PAY TO GOVERNMENT OF NAIJA I NO MEAN NEPA BILL OH OR WATER BILL OH DATS IF U NO EVEN GET BOREHOLE, DIS 1 SURE NA ADVANTAGE
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9jaganja
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Say what you want but Nigerians are the best set of people on this planet. Where else can you turn a bus ride to a chat room? 9JA! Here,, you have to be as quiet as possible so you don't disturb people. Bus rides are like nairaland in Nigeria. Argue, shout and tease the driver a bit hahahahaha. I ain't never heard of any Nigerian kid bring guns to school to shoot at random people. I ain't never heard of anyone getting fired and coming back with M-16s to shoot out a mall killing dozens and then himself in Nigeria. Never heard of a man imprisoning his own daughter and having 3 kids by her in his basement for 18 years (Was it Austria or Australia?). The list goes on and on of bizarre poo you would never hear of in Nigeria. Let's say Nigerian kids don't have access to guns but they have access to machete don't they? Why didn't they come to school and start butchering everyone? Because it's not that bad for them. I doubt anyone in Nigeria has been killed cause he or she is not Nigerian or Black? Uncle toms and house Negroes can shut up now.
How many countries can boast of a world cup ticket to the first world cup tournament held in Africa? only 32 and Nigeria is one of them!!!!
It's not 9JA for life, It's 9JA Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuk the leaders!!!
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SEFAGO (m)
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Where else can you turn a bus ride to a chat room? 9JA! Here,, you have to be as quiet as possible so you don't disturb people. Man whatever you are smoking is showing you the truth. Can you direct me to some ganja? yes, in naija, you could enter a bus, and some market woman would entertain you with market stories- I haven't met anyone in the US who was just that good atv yarnin |
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Jairzinho (m)
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Is that your way of telling me, you are yet another BIGOTTED mind on Nairaland? I mean I don't get the reason for the question.
the word is misogynist in case you missed it. . .& no your gender does not really matter,I was just curious cos some people refer to you as male & others female. . . .  |
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obi123
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There is simply NONE!!!!
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tensor777 (m)
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It is rather obvious that the cultural perspective of those who live in the west would be quite different from those who have never left Nigeria. I guess that is the reason for this back and forth debate.
In the West you are an individual first and that is how you should expect to be treated there, whereas Nigeria is more community-oriented.
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~Bluetooth (m)
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It feels good to be a nigerian yesterday atleast miracle happened,we managed to qualify for world cup,maybe today we may win the u-17 world cup too.
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obstead200 (m)
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all u guys attacking the is poster are sick. I believe this post is meant to make us see something good about ourselves, it is meant to give us hope and reassure us that we are not entirely failures in this country
Now that is the type of spirit it takes to get to the top. The ability to find strength from within rather than look to others for help.
while I dont completely agree with the posters views, I dont, however have the heart to oppose the post. I might just be killing some1 opportunity to feel good about himself. to lift himself up from the dust and keep on struggling to get to the top.
There is one thing though which I know nigerians have; A burning and unquenchable ambition to better there circumstances. They can do anything= even the seemingly impossible.
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BabaGoSlow
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Seen from 9jaGanja: " Let's say Nigerian kids don't have access to guns but they have access to machete don't they? Why didn't they come to school and start butchering everyone?" Read this and tell me you're still proud to be a Nigerian! Despite all the claims to being a religious nation, cultists are still free to carry out this sh1t. Four children who were allegedly kidnapped from their school premises were reportedly found dead the day after they were abducted.
LEADERSHIP SUNDAY learnt that the children's corpses were discovered in a bush with their heads cut off.http://www.oyibosonline.com/cgi-bin/newsscript.pl?record=6313 |
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walakolobo
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Despite all the despoils, murder, gangsterism, children killing people, gun crimes and all that crime in the United States, greater than anywhere else in the world, Americans are still proud to be Americans, South Africans with the highest crime rate in Africa, they are still proud to be called Africans, so BABAGOSLOW, tell me what your point is, people should stop being proud of Nigeria because of what you have said? You sure make me laugh.
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FBS
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NAIJA! NAIJA! NAIJA!!! - ANYDAY ANYTIME! Emi o ni fi owo osi juwe ile Baba ati Iya mi!  |
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tensor777 (m)
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Actually travel and experience of other cultures and countries serves to broaden the mind and makes a person more humble.
I guess that is the main reason this topic is provoking such a difference in opinion.
As for the list itself some of the items would just be laughable really if they were not so serious.
I don't know for instance what gives the OP the idea that most Nigerians have the fear of God? Trust me when that happens then Nigeria will start to move forward as a nation.
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illusion2
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Emi o ni fi owo osi juwe ile Baba ati Iya mi! Wa de pe omo ! |
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kedukc (m)
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the poster's name is illusion, i rest my case
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Nijasingh
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A nation of hardworking people and very tolerant!! Otherwise the political class for dey trouble!!
The people keep the country together and are responsible for its greatness.
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9jaganja
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Seen from 9jaGanja: " Let's say Nigerian kids don't have access to guns but they have access to machete don't they? Why didn't they come to school and start butchering everyone?" Read this and tell me you're still proud to be a Nigerian! Despite all the claims to being a religious nation, cultists are still free to carry out this sh1t. Four children who were allegedly kidnapped from their school premises were reportedly found dead the day after they were abducted.
LEADERSHIP SUNDAY learnt that the children's corpses were discovered in a bush with their heads cut off.http://www.oyibosonline.com/cgi-bin/newsscript.pl?record=6313Were they kidnapped by their school mates and killed? NOPE!!!!!!! Your analogy is so flawed it defines inconsistency in context to what I'm talking about ( A & not A. how can that be true?). READ fucker before you think of your analogy to counter my opinion. Same thing and worst happens in the US so don't give me your crap!!. At least the kids are safe in the school premises unlike here where people are beginning to send their kids to private schools cause it's safer even though those rich kids still have access to their dad's M-16s and sawed off shot guns. I'm talking of kids killing kids with guns in schools, you are talking of adults killing kids. And I can bring you 50 stories of folks who has killed their children here. In fact stay close to Yahoo news every week either Canada or USA you'll have one sad story about kids getting killed. Or some nuts shooting up a mall or public places. I've never heard of someone in Nigeria shooting up public places just for the fun of it. You got no point partner, call up kjunkie and say you want to be his partner. I'm not saying Nigeria is all that good but I'm saying it's not the only place on earth where bad things happen like you guys make it seem. |
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illusion2
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the poster's name is illusion, i rest my case
 You have no case |
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bixbite
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u guys stop being so nagative.
this dude has a point u knw,
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BabaGoSlow
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@9jaganja.
I have said it before. You obviously have the Nigeria you deserve and you seem cont ent with it.
I guess the fat elite in Abuja must just love you.
As for the "fucker" comment? Not really warranted.
Very mature and intelligent, you need to cross breed with walakolobo and make a complete retard.
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9jaganja
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You need to mix up wit a Baboon so you can make a full breed Primate. If you carefully read my comments you'll know I don't support Nigerian government instead I support the Nigerian PEOPLE. All you idiots want is an excuse to get your refugee status approved. So you all bash Nigeria including the hustling average man trying to feed his family. As if Nigeria is the only place evil things happen? Why? Just to feel good about lying to US immigration about your refugee status? Damn!! No one in Nigeria wants to kill you your life is just as at risk as every other Nigerian on the street trying to make ends meet. Stop lying to immigration just to enjoy what other men built (Fools like you are reason why Liberalism can't be trusted to sustain a system) When you have to lie so they can give you free everything until you are able to cope, wouldn't you lie to steal if you were in government in Nigeria? When we have idiots like you as fellow citizen how do we expect the country to grow?. Idiotas!!! 9JA FOREVER!!! The thread said Advantages of being a Nigerian but you retards couldn't comprehend simple words put together. Create a thread and title it disadvantages of being a Nigerian then you can vent all your self hate there. Lying Refugeeee hope they revisit your case and send you back to the country you despise so much.
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Kobojunkie (f)
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the word is misogynist in case you missed it. . .& no your gender does not really matter,I was just curious cos some people refer to you as male & others female. . . . No, I actually meant to use the word bigot (a narrow-minded slowpoke, unable to stand opposing opinions, in this case). I notice such persons resort to any tactic to gain some supposed upper hand with such questions. correction to my post would have been BIGOTED instead of BIGOTTED as I have it up there. If you feel you are a misogynist, glad to know. Just curious? Even the imbeciles on here use that excuse, right before they decide female is best so they can insult their mothers, pretending to insult my person. |
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Kobojunkie (f)
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A nation of hardworking people and very tolerant!! Otherwise the political class for dey trouble!!
The people keep the country together and are responsible for its greatness.
You need to look up the meaning of the word tolerant, my friend!!! I think what you need there is cowardly! |
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Jakumo (m)
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Advantages of being Nigerian.
1. Special Attention from Customs Officials : Wherever you travel in the world, your Nigerian passport will entitle you to a complimentary anal exploration by law enforcement officials wearing surgical gloves, who will plunge a hand up into your alimentary canal to see if there are any narcotics stashed there, much to your delight, if you are so inclined.
2. Special Recognition by Internet Vendors : Any attempt made to carry out internet purchases from a Nigerian IP address will earn you instant rejection, in respectful recognition of Nigeria's well-earned reputation as a haven of brave on-line entrepreneurial pioneers, thereby bolstering your innate conviction that Nigerians are the most innovative criminal geniuses on planet earth.
3. Uncanny Agility : As a result of growing up in a country where sewers are NEVER covered or marked in any way, you will develop a sixth sense for discerning the location of death traps in city streets, even when they are totally obscured by fetid green flood water, enabling you to leap over such hidden perils in a single bound, like a true super-hero.
4. Unlimited Optimism : Due to your unshakable conviction that God is your personal employee, tasked with ensuring that no unfavorable occurrences EVER befall you, you will boldly assume risks that would be considered suicidal and utterly mad by lesser mortals, ranging from never wearing a car seatbelt, to cramming your gut with chit-loads of Class A narcotics before heading to Saudi Arabia, where the penalty for that crime is public decapitation.
5. Fear of Shadows : Thanks to your unwavering conviction that voodoo magic spells are as easily inflicted as shots from a 2-dollar pistol, you will enjoy a heightened sense of constant fear of the unknown, which will ensure that you scurry for cover and suffer nervous breakdowns at the first mention that you may be subject to "spiritual attacks" from anyone who so much as hints at the possibility.
6. Supreme, Unwavering Pomposity : Given your inbred assumption that Nigerians are God's Chosen Ones, you will walk the earth peering down your nose in disdain at everyone who does not originate from your country, your tribe, or your village, and to alert those who are not immediately aware of your exalted social status, you will frequently invoke the awe-inspiring phrase " Do you know who I am ? ", which will of course INSTANTLY compell all lower forms of life to snap to attention or bow deeply in cowering reverence.
7. Vocal Superiority : Since you grew up carrying out normal conversation at full-volume bellowed, eardrum-assaulting noise levels, you will have the ability to alert bystanders to your imposing presence, everywhere you go in the world, without the need to constantly enquire from those peasants if they know who you are, thus saving you considerable time and effort that would otherwise have been consumed in the tedious task of educating the ignorant.
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Kobojunkie (f)
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Advantages of being Nigerian.
6. Supreme, Unwavering Pomposity : Given your inbred assumption that Nigerians are God's Chosen Ones, you will walk the earth peering down your nose in disdain at everyone who does not originate from your country, your tribe, or your village, and to alert those who are not immediately aware of your exalted social status, you will frequently invoke the awe-inspiring phrase " Do you know who I am ? ", which will of course INSTANTLY compell all lower forms of life to snap to attention or bow deeply in cowering reverence.
7. Vocal Superiority : Since you grew up carrying out normal conversation at full-volume bellowed. eardrum-assaulting noise levels, you will have the ability to alert bystanders to your imposing presence, everywhere you go in the world, without the need to constantly enquire from those peasants if they know who you are, thus saving you considerable time and effort that would otherwise have been consumed in the tedious task of educating the ignorant.
I couldn't resist!! |
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SEFAGO (m)
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Advantages of being Nigerian.
1. Special Attention from Customs Officials : Wherever you travel in the world, your Nigerian passport will entitle you to a complimentary anal exploration by law enforcement officials wearing surgical gloves, who will plunge a hand up into your alimentary canal to see if there are any narcotics stashed there, much to your delight, if you are so inclined. Yep, walk-in flash the green passport- all the people in the airport start talking with their walkie-talkie 2. Special Recognition by Internet Vendors : Any attempt made to carry out internet purchases from a Nigerian IP address will earn you instant rejection, in respectful recognition of Nigeria's well-earned reputation as a haven of brave on-line entrepreneurial pioneers, thereby bolstering your innate conviction that Nigerians are the most innovative criminal geniuses on planet earth. my brother has experienced this 6. Supreme, Unwavering Pomposity : Given your inbred assumption that Nigerians are God's Chosen Ones, you will walk the earth peering down your nose in disdain at everyone who does not originate from your country, your tribe, or your village, and to alert those who are not immediately aware of your exalted social status, you will frequently invoke the awe-inspiring phrase " Do you know who I am ? ", which will of course INSTANTLY compell all lower forms of life to snap to attention or bow deeply in cowering reverence. I just did that yesterday. Obviously the white guy didn't know who i was  7. Vocal Superiority : Since you grew up carrying out normal conversation at full-volume bellowed, eardrum-assaulting noise levels, you will have the ability to alert bystanders to your imposing presence, everywhere you go in the world, without the need to constantly enquire from those peasants if they know who you are, thus saving you considerable time and effort that would otherwise have been consumed in the tedious task of educating the ignorant. Hhaha |
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BabaGoSlow
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@Jakumo. Brilliant post, you hit the nail on the head. K+++++ Well conceived and humorous to boot! @9jaganja, lmao, you really are a dumb tw@t. Talk about having a chip on your shoulder, you are carrying a boulder, next to the turnip you call a brain. When did I ever say I was in America, or even Nigerian for that matter? Dumbass. Any possible advantages of being a Nigerian were destroyed years ago by people like you who can see no further than the bottom of their pockets. Wake up, smell the coffee you lame-brained turd. Casts, and waits,  |
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