Mandarin In Vogue.

Heard that the language in vogue now is Mandarin,Chinese official language.That about 30 million folks are learning according to the BBC.Are you learning or preparing to learn too considering the boom in China.

Shan shun shin wa.

I can't answer your question but you can start learning Mandarin from here:

      Chin Tu Fat ---------------- You need a face lift
      Hu Flung Dung ------------ Which one of you fertilized the field?
      Hu Yu Hai Ding ------------ We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
      Jan Ne Ka Sun - ----------- A former late night talk show host
      Kum Hia - -------------------Approach me
      Lin Ching ------------------- An illegal execution
      Moon Lan Ding ------------ A great achievement of the American space program
      Tai Ne Po Ne --------------- A small horse
      Dum Gai - --------------------A stupid person
      Ten Ding Ba ----------------- Serving drinks to people
      Ai Bang Mai Ne ------------- I bumped into the coffee table
      Wan Bum Lung - ------------A person with T.B.
      Yu Mai Te Tan --------------- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
      Wa Shing Kah --------------- Cleaning an automobile
      Wai So Dim - -----------------Are you trying to save electricity?
      Wai U Shao Ting -- ----------There is no reason to raise your voice
      Sum Ting Wong --- ----------that’s not right
      Wai Yu So Tan? --------------- did you go to the beach?
      Wai Yu Mun Ching? --- -------Tot u were on a diet
      No Pah King ------------------- this is a tow way zone
      Lei Ying Lo ---------------------- staying out of sight
      Yu Stin Ki Pu--- ---------------your body odor is offensive
      Ai No Pei ----------------------- this is free

 I hope you found the above useful  

Really?

Not really surprised,just a little' impressed by your own truthfulness.

ki nu shin wa?  would love to learn the lang!  heard its kind of hard though