What Physical Features in Women Turn You Off?

  Whao,
 You hate ALL these in women? Why, are you a LESBIAN???

hehe, this post na wa oh!the first three pages are bout stretch marks and flabby middles, let me close my mouth for now, until i attain jessica alba abs and halle berry stretchmarklessness, i no dey diss wetin im guilty of , what i lack in ther i make up for , the compensation is overadequate sef!!!! but eh, all them women lookin 23months pregnant? HABA! and then they inisit on wearin lycra al over the place, mehn respect yourselves oh!

on to other thangs!! feet. my friend and i have couned a term, "farmfeet". some chicks have NASTEE feet, ok, ok its not their fault, but it is in their power to not emphasise it, but do they listen? nooooo! na them rock sandals pass, eeeeew!

weird make up is also irritating, what in the name of GOD is silver or blue lipstick lookin for on your mouth? and those ones that paint eyebrows that are perpendicular to their eyes, what are they thinking!? wooly legs are also eyebrow raising, i mean, serrriously! is shavin stick expensive??

then the usual body odour, mouth odour thing, eeek!

this is just my opinion shaaaa