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nicetohave (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #32 on: December 16, 2005, 08:42 PM »

you are your own dictionary, carry go  Cool
conscience (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #33 on: December 16, 2005, 11:32 PM »

SIMPLE! Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Send her to Malaga in Spain.
And start looking for an Agbani Darego. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Txlonghorn (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #34 on: December 17, 2005, 01:39 AM »

Fat chicks give the best head trust me guys I know.I used to be a chubby chaser till I saw the light.
hot-angel (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #35 on: December 17, 2005, 01:41 AM »

You saw the light? What light?
Txlonghorn (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #36 on: December 17, 2005, 01:44 AM »

I may get kicked out if i tell you Angle.
mide2 (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #37 on: December 17, 2005, 01:51 AM »

If my partner knows i don't like him getting fat.i'll leave it to him to make decisions to trim down but if he doesn't.....then i'll make him
nicetohave (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #38 on: December 17, 2005, 01:52 AM »

mide...hmm, na wa o  Shocked, lawd have mercy on him
mide2 (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #39 on: December 17, 2005, 01:56 AM »

Quote from: nicetohave on December 17, 2005, 01:52 AM
mide...hmm, na wa o Shocked, lawd have mercy on him
   I know i sound..hmmm...but...u guys can be funny......they want girls to always be at their beck and call.......so i'm really out on guys. Guys like their girls to be cute and they don't like girls to dictate how they want their guy to look.
nicetohave (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #40 on: December 17, 2005, 01:59 AM »

and i know girls with the widest waist on earth and want men with six packs  Cheesy
mide2 (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #41 on: December 17, 2005, 02:08 AM »

They r lucky if they get a contented guy with their weight. If not it's not the end of the world...alot can be done to trim down. I've seen a very good and encouraging example. My aunt(it was like a miracle)
larger_20 (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #42 on: December 17, 2005, 02:10 AM »



Burn her up..she will melt like hot oil...and go  back to normal  Grin
chigurl (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #43 on: December 17, 2005, 06:40 AM »

i would suggest you that has a problem with the fat to start going to the gym or getting involved in physical activities. when you do that kindly ask your hunny to join you in that activity, they will feel bad not join you. Also you can have lots of sex, they say that is the best exercise and finally get rid of all those junk foods in your house. stop frying all those plantains and try eating healthy, that just might do it.  Roll Eyes als remember people don't lose weight overnight, your hunny did not gain that weight overnight so the weight will not go away overnight.  Wink
conscience (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #44 on: December 17, 2005, 09:49 AM »

Inject some liquid into her rectum through the anus to cleans or  stimulate evacuation of her bowels- [Enema] for 7days. Grin Grin Grin
If this fails then Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
 Bundle her to Nigeria to see Ayodele or Quincy.
or tell her that you saw a vision for her to fast for 40 days without food, but water.
If all these still fails to make her shape up, talk about one slim girl you saw every time  you are with her and this may make her jealous and do something about her ''OROBO' shape. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
otokx (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #45 on: December 17, 2005, 10:13 AM »

encourage him/her
nicetohave (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #46 on: December 17, 2005, 11:20 AM »

encourage him/her to do what?, get fatter or lose the weight?  Cheesy
larger_20 (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #47 on: December 17, 2005, 11:48 AM »

Quote from: conscience on December 17, 2005, 09:49 AM
Inject some liquid into her rectum through the anus to cleans or stimulate evacuation of her bowels- [Enema] for 7days. Grin Grin Grin
If this fails then Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
 Bundle her to Nigeria to see Ayodele or Quincy.
or tell her that you saw a vision for her to fast for 40 days without food, but water.
If all these still fails to make her shape up, talk about one slim girl you saw every time you are with her and this may make her jealous and do something about her ''OROBO' shape. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
nicetohave (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #48 on: December 17, 2005, 11:50 AM »

@ conscience, you sure you have a conscience with this kind of approach? Grin Grin
Greatpeter (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #49 on: December 17, 2005, 09:32 PM »

If she likes how she looks(fatty bom bom) I will like still love her like that.
If she's slim, no qualms.
prettyH (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #50 on: December 17, 2005, 09:38 PM »

lol
CHIMUMMY (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #51 on: December 17, 2005, 11:04 PM »



      I will caution him to watch his weight and i will do it with love.
Txlonghorn (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #52 on: December 17, 2005, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: CHIMUMMY on December 17, 2005, 11:04 PM

 I will caution him to watch his weight and i will do it with love.

This is making me sick to the stomach,(I will do it with love) Love has notthing to do with it.....LOL
hot-angel (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #53 on: December 18, 2005, 07:46 AM »

I just thot of one thing. if my spouse/husband gets fat. I will just get fat with him. We'll both get fat. That's true LOVE. Watever we do, we do it together.  Grin
nicetohave (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #54 on: December 18, 2005, 11:28 AM »

 Shocked Roll Eyes Shocked
dejiolowe (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #55 on: December 18, 2005, 05:47 PM »

hmm...

the scale in the bathroom is wired such that anytime the girlfriend gets over a particular weight, it automatically generates email, voicemail and text messages telling her she's sacked...

well, that is not true. but might be true one day since i have devouted 10 years researching into how technology can solve relationship problem  Grin Grin Grin
nicetohave (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #56 on: December 18, 2005, 07:17 PM »

Please when that research breakthrough, id be glad to be the first to launch it please!!!  Cheesy
lioness (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #57 on: December 19, 2005, 10:20 AM »

You aint seen fat bro. Grin Grin Grin Grin
Have u seen fat that knocks u off a king size bed when she takes one roll?   hahahah

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[If she likes how she looks(fatty bom bom) I will like still love her like that.
If she's slim, no qualms./quote]
chrisd (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #58 on: December 23, 2005, 09:24 PM »

Send him to boot camp
thelastdon (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #59 on: December 24, 2005, 04:32 PM »

 Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed

nothing to say, I hate fatty bom boms, but if it were in my own case, I will call her and warn her to do something about it, because i am a slim sexy guy and I don't want any YOKOSUNA in my life.

Thats all
nicetohave (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #60 on: December 24, 2005, 04:40 PM »

hmmm, slim and sexy  Cool just get another slim and sexy girl, that'll be good enough warning
thelastdon (m)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #61 on: December 24, 2005, 04:46 PM »

thanks bro, I have many
Z4M4eva (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #62 on: December 25, 2005, 12:13 AM »

Quote from: chrisd on December 23, 2005, 09:24 PM
Send him to boot camp

Gosh!!!,you always saying funny things! Cheesy  Cheesy   Cheesy
spikedcylinder (f)
Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
« #63 on: December 26, 2005, 08:30 PM »

as a british size 16,am not exactly perfect but i just CANT be attracted to a fat person.I don't think i'll be able to 'get it up' if am with a fat person. Grin Wink
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