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Mamajama (m)
Woman In A Coma
« on: January 15, 2007, 03:39 PM »

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bath. One of them was washing her private parts and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched the patient "down there."
They tried it again and sure enough, there was sizable movement on the monitor.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined.  No pulse, no heart rate, nothing.
The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened?"

The husband said, "I'm not sure,  maybe she choked."
oksanaz (m)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #1 on: January 15, 2007, 05:05 PM »

i dont understand your jokes o
prinzgeini (m)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #2 on: January 15, 2007, 05:19 PM »

Mann i dont understand too but i think it's gonna mak som sense
Mamajama (m)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #3 on: January 15, 2007, 05:35 PM »

read it again. its a simple joke
african (f)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #4 on: January 15, 2007, 08:42 PM »

the joke is simple he tried making his wife give him oral sex while she was in a coma
ruescho (m)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #5 on: January 15, 2007, 10:02 PM »

lol The really funny thing is: a woman has to explain oral sex to male Nairalanders lol
prinzgeini (m)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #6 on: January 16, 2007, 05:46 PM »

Quote from: african on January 15, 2007, 08:42 PM
the joke is simple he tried making his wife give him oral sex while she was in a coma

u go like oral sex 2 o Grin Grin Grin
iice (f)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #7 on: January 16, 2007, 07:52 PM »

Laughin ma friggin butt off he's suppose to give her oral not receive one! Tongue Grin Grin
ikamefa (f)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #8 on: January 16, 2007, 07:54 PM »

Quote from: iice on January 16, 2007, 07:52 PM
Laughin ma friggin butt off he's suppose to give her oral not receive one! Tongue Grin Grin

word ! was  just about to say he stuck his kini down her throat !  Grin
LMAO!
Antoni (m)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #9 on: January 18, 2007, 07:08 PM »

Do you mind xplaining the joke???
ruescho (m)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #10 on: January 18, 2007, 09:20 PM »

Some people really like to laugh three times at a joke,
when its told, when its explained and finally when they get it.

But some other people,
                               ,  well I just guess they never had oral sex  Grin Grin Grin
agnesoseka
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #11 on: February 11, 2007, 06:11 PM »

No be him fault, afterall he was on his own!!
G-reycells (m)
Re: Woman In A Coma
« #12 on: July 10, 2007, 07:51 PM »

This is crazy
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