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Rubbermaid (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #64 on: January 19, 2007, 06:45 PM »

You are so ridiculous! I know the likes of you. Low-life, 419, somebody's boy-boy etc. Maybe one Ekaete go ja u face in your slum but obviously, you are definitely out of your league here. Do yourself a favor. Read this again and then step. No, seriously.

Quote from: Rubbermaid on January 19, 2007, 04:28 PM
LOL - Why am I not surprised?  Huh

@noble and the other men that feel compelled to resort to insults - I think the most important question is what are you freaking upset about?!

How, in your paltry little minds can you equate me to a slut? Or draw other conclusions simply because I have stated that I am not currently dating anyone and I am liberated enough to articulate my objectives?

You have no idea what my morals are, nor do you have an inkling of the quality of my life. So why don't you just close your traps and move on if you are not interested or suitable? Either way, you'll be doing us all a favor.

By the way, the insults are reminiscent of local traders that hurl such to girls when they are ignored. SO, you are not even original in your insults.

In summary, please check yourselves - no need for boorish behavior Undecided
noble_irc (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #65 on: January 19, 2007, 07:03 PM »

Announcement:"No Cussing Please!"  @justgood commn man mi.dnt haul such at a maid.treat her like a lady,ah!                    @rubbermaid  so u got sm hard part?i c u are 'devoted' now.we cud rally on nd all that nd  never get anywhere!Fanatically stick to ur guts.I'll be here waiting to c where your fate leads u!Except u leave;i'l be on d look out for you.*leaves thread*
naijacutee (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #66 on: January 19, 2007, 07:59 PM »

Rubbermaid, just a tip here. . . Some posts are meant to be ignored. Don't indulge them!

 And I wish you luck in your search. In fact, it looks like you may have already found what you're looking for! Wink
lewa (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #67 on: January 20, 2007, 12:39 AM »

Rubbermaid, i know a friend who might be interested in dating a religious, focussed, goal oriented mature Nigerian lady. He's tired of the drama gals in the States.Would provide relevant details as when needed
JustGood (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #68 on: January 20, 2007, 11:55 AM »

next year she go write another one for another naija website say she dey find man and all men wey she meet no pay am
she just dey yansh around and she no get betta behaviour. that is why all men dey yansh am dey go.
yeye
JustGood (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #69 on: January 20, 2007, 11:56 AM »

my grandfather sef dey find person like you to take warm body and make bone strong
i go give you my grandfather phone numba if you beg me
yeye girl
Honey_pot (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #70 on: January 20, 2007, 04:15 PM »

 Kiss Kiss Kiss Dearie Rubbermaid Kiss Kiss Kiss,

Your advertisement on Nairaland for the post of a boyfriend fits my skills and qualifications perfectly, and I am writing to express interest in and enthusiasm for the position. I’m a single ready to mingle and to tangle in a tango.

I am 6ft 2'' tall, well-built with six packs. I've got good dentition and handsome looks that make London babes go crazy, though I'm humble and faithful. I have 2 masters degrees and very privileged to have been raised in a loving christian home. Such a close-knit and warm home has equipped me with the requisite skills needed to perform effectively in this new role.

I acquired good r/ship experience through few long-term relationships both in Nigeria and abroad. I possess the skills to heal your heart from past hurts and unlock the wells of intense ecstasy hidden in your pleasure spots. I can be unpredictable and like trying out new things; in the kitchen, shower, car, train toilet, dark alley and garage. Though I’m hyper-active, it doesn’t matter your libidinous level because I will rub you the right way and have you hurriedly stripping to what mother nature gave you, hungrily crying out for more.

Sweetheart Rubbermaid Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss, if indeed you are looking for a real man who appreciates the simple things of life, hardworking and knows how to make a lady laugh and treat her like a queen, then stop looking!!!

You are set to embark on a thrilling encounter and who knows, maybe much more. Do you know what, sweetie? Kiss You are a mouse click away from an experience of a life time, just give Honey_pot a shout if you have any queries, a pot of inexhaustible supply indeed, and you will never regret you did.

Yours In Love Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss,
Honey_pot
JustGood (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #71 on: January 20, 2007, 05:05 PM »

correct applicant
na you go yansh that yeye girl tire
JustGood (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #72 on: January 20, 2007, 05:06 PM »

woman wey dey find man for internet say another person na low life
na wa o
yeye
Radiant (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #73 on: January 20, 2007, 08:36 PM »

No kidding!!!
LadyT (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #74 on: January 20, 2007, 08:48 PM »

Quote from: Honey_pot on January 20, 2007, 04:15 PM
Kiss Kiss Kiss Dearie Rubbermaid Kiss Kiss Kiss,

Your advertisement on Nairaland for the post of a boyfriend fits my skills and qualifications perfectly, and I am writing to express interest in and enthusiasm for the position. I’m a single ready to mingle and to tangle in a tango.

I am 6ft 2'' tall, well-built with six packs. I've got good dentition and handsome looks that make London babes go crazy, though I'm humble and faithful. I have 2 masters degrees and very privileged to have been raised in a loving christian home. Such a close-knit and warm home has equipped me with the requisite skills needed to perform effectively in this new role.

I acquired good r/ship experience through few long-term relationships both in Nigeria and abroad. I possess the skills to heal your heart from past hurts and unlock the wells of intense ecstasy hidden in your pleasure spots. I can be unpredictable and like trying out new things; in the kitchen, shower, car, train toilet, dark alley and garage. Though I’m hyper-active, it doesn’t matter your libidinous level because I will rub you the right way and have you hurriedly stripping to what mother nature gave you, hungrily crying out for more.

Sweetheart Rubbermaid Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss, if indeed you are looking for a real man who appreciates the simple things of life, hardworking and knows how to make a lady laugh and treat her like a queen, then stop looking!!!

You are set to embark on a thrilling encounter and who knows, maybe much more. Do you know what, sweetie? Kiss You are a mouse click away from an experience of a life time, just give Honey_pot a shout if you have any queries, a pot of inexhaustible supply indeed, and you will never regret you did.

Yours In Love Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss,
Honey_pot


Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!!

You guys and your slick moves. It would be nice if what you say is true.  Wink
mukina2 (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #75 on: January 20, 2007, 08:55 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on January 20, 2007, 08:48 PM
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!!

You guys and your slick moves. It would be nice if what you say is true.  Wink


the only time a guys say the truth is when he wants something from you badly and you keep refusing . .

apart from that never Cheesy Grin
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #76 on: January 20, 2007, 08:58 PM »

Just joined in the race for Miss Rubbermaid  Wink
mukina2 (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #77 on: January 20, 2007, 09:01 PM »

Quote from: Uche2nna on January 20, 2007, 08:58 PM
Just joined in the race for Miss Rubbermaid  Wink




cheater , ,wait till i L sees this  Angry Tongue Tongue
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #78 on: January 20, 2007, 09:02 PM »



Cheater Huh Huh
Radiant (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #79 on: January 20, 2007, 09:05 PM »

lmao

whatever happened to correction.  Smiley
Docfabe (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #80 on: January 20, 2007, 09:10 PM »

Honey pot may not be kidding though so many lines in his mail are suspicious. The ball is now in rubbermaid's court to decide on her own if this is a true quest or just some foul liar.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #81 on: January 20, 2007, 09:12 PM »

Quote from: Uche2nna on January 20, 2007, 09:02 PM

Cheater Huh Huh
i was going to say cheetah because you are racing all over the place nor mind me . na my keyboard dey fail me . i am too happy . .
ps chelski lost
  L will hear this . .

hey rad Cheesy
LadyT (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #82 on: January 20, 2007, 09:13 PM »

Too good to be true!!! Tongue

Somethings not quite right.
Radiant (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #83 on: January 20, 2007, 09:15 PM »

Muki,  Kiss

It's a cheat tho' Smiley
mukina2 (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #84 on: January 20, 2007, 09:18 PM »

Quote from: Radiant on January 20, 2007, 09:15 PM
Muki,  Kiss

It's a cheat tho' Smiley
haba rad . . Grin Grin Grin

i want slaughter this guy see as i dey vex Angry Grin
uche you knw miss nut well Grin

hahahaha lady t Grin
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #85 on: January 20, 2007, 09:19 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on January 20, 2007, 09:13 PM
Too good to be true!!! Tongue

Somethings not quite right.

 Huh

@ Muki I aint cheating on nobody and plis no spoil my market  Angry
mukina2 (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #86 on: January 20, 2007, 09:25 PM »

Quote from: Uche2nna on January 20, 2007, 09:19 PM
Huh

@ Muki I aint cheating on nobody and plis no spoil my market  Angry

when did you become a trader? Tongue
LadyT (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #87 on: January 20, 2007, 09:27 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on January 20, 2007, 09:25 PM
when did you become a trader? Tongue


What is he selling???  Shocked
Docfabe (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #88 on: January 20, 2007, 09:30 PM »

Guys have proven to be untrustworthy nowadays. Its unfortunate but don't judge an orange by its peel.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #89 on: January 20, 2007, 09:31 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on January 20, 2007, 09:27 PM

What is he selling???  Shocked

Di ck in a box Grin Grin
boladonas (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #90 on: January 20, 2007, 09:35 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on January 20, 2007, 09:25 PM
when did you become a trader? Tongue

I beg to apply for the position of your husband

I have two masters degree (MSc and MBA)

All other personal requirements met in truth and in deed

Looking forward to getting your mandate


Your hubby 2 be

Quote from: Uche2nna on January 20, 2007, 08:58 PM
Just joined in the race for Miss Rubbermaid Wink

Uche2nna (m)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #91 on: January 20, 2007, 09:39 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on January 20, 2007, 09:31 PM
Di ck in a box Grin Grin
Quote from: LadyT on January 20, 2007, 09:27 PM

What is he selling??? Shocked

Laugh ma privates ass off  Grin Grin Grin Grin
LadyT (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #92 on: January 20, 2007, 09:44 PM »

Isnt that your wife in the picture on your profile???  Grin
Quote from: boladonas on January 20, 2007, 09:35 PM
I beg to apply for the position of your husband

I have two masters degree (MSc and MBA)

All other personal requirements met in truth and in deed

Looking forward to getting your mandate


Your hubby 2 be

LadyT (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #93 on: January 20, 2007, 09:44 PM »

I knew it would be meat he was selling,   Grin
Quote from: mukina2 on January 20, 2007, 09:31 PM
Di ck in a box Grin Grin
mukina2 (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #94 on: January 20, 2007, 09:49 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on January 20, 2007, 09:44 PM
I knew it would be meat he was selling, Grin

they always sell meat Grin Grin
 

boladonas 
you get car?
you get money?
you handsome? Grin Grin
Radiant (f)
Re: Single And Looking To Meet The One.
« #95 on: January 20, 2007, 09:51 PM »

Muki, r u an applicant also?  Shocked

Leave Rubbermaid na. Go start your own thread abeg  Angry
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