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disney (f)
99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« on: December 07, 2005, 08:43 PM »

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed p******cats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72.. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73.. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationship
tamia (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #1 on: December 07, 2005, 10:25 PM »

disney that was deep. i read the whole thing from start to finish. mmm guys! guys! guys!
icingbaby (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #2 on: December 08, 2005, 03:30 AM »

#10 i agree with that alot,  Cheesy

and the rest is right. Shocked
hot-angel (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #3 on: December 08, 2005, 03:36 AM »

#10.... That is like.. SOOOOO True.

#75....  NO kidding! It happens on this forum

#97...Soo not true!

the rest.... so-so. some r good... while some are worth arguing over.  Smiley
sexydoll (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #4 on: December 11, 2005, 07:56 AM »

you   did justice to that  post  good job  i must say, i do agree  with  the  number #10,39,41and 68. those are really good.
Seun (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #5 on: December 11, 2005, 08:22 AM »

They may sound cool, but I don't agree with most of the points.  Many of them would still seem to be true if you swap the words 'guy' and 'girl'.
buckeye (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #6 on: December 11, 2005, 08:27 AM »

i totally disagree with u on #18, that really applies to u ladies.it happens alot.
otokx (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #7 on: December 15, 2005, 12:21 PM »

please try and reduce the points, its so long...
goldenoc (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #8 on: December 15, 2005, 01:08 PM »

Guys as you can see you guys are naked l know all of you will never agree that what disney said is true throughout.

Disney thanks alot for your lecture they are all true, that No 10 sommarise it all.
tiwa (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #9 on: December 15, 2005, 03:17 PM »

Baby girl those points are deep and man i thought i was not going to finish reading it. I so much agree with like 40% 20% are true, 10% happens sometimes and the last 30% are damn toooooooooooooooooo true. Guys u see your life outside lol...... Yoruba translation of "Ewo ileaye yii lode.... Girl that was a good job trust me...
Is this from experience or u got it from the internet or from a book.
GOOD JOB.
mckaycee (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #10 on: December 15, 2005, 04:21 PM »

yea you did a good job on that. I think guys are honest enough when compared to your writeup.

thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheesy Cheesy
disney (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #11 on: December 15, 2005, 04:56 PM »

tiwa, actually l got it from different sources. At least we all now understand " why guys act the way they do". Grin Grin Grin
mckaycee (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #12 on: December 15, 2005, 05:01 PM »

You still have to give guys kudos your write still potrayed them as honest.
eveseh (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #13 on: April 27, 2006, 05:29 PM »

good and sweet topic,but i don't have that 99 secrets to have,

but i have one,why do men cheat?
whitelexi (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #14 on: April 29, 2006, 01:31 PM »

A good guy will feel guilty while cheating but will cheat when u don't love him as much as he loves u, a bad guy will cheat without any remorse as an attitude,  just to get laid Grin

So when your guy cheats,  just take it that some other girl was giving him alot more than u would ordinarily have,  it doesnt mean he loves her more,  he may not even love her one bit but she just fills up a space which u ought to have filled.
kimba (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #15 on: April 29, 2006, 04:38 PM »

@disney
Cool!!!


did you write all these or you copy-pasted them from somewhere?

Dojo (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #16 on: April 30, 2006, 11:24 AM »

I don't have enof time yet to read all these but I'll surely say a thing or two when I'm through.
Good work Disney.
babymine (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #17 on: May 02, 2006, 08:00 PM »

So long, gotta print it out and read later.  Wink  Wink
Portable
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #18 on: May 04, 2006, 02:28 PM »

Disney love well done i gained alot from the write up.
Talkin about #10 really girls it's not right talking about your ex in d presence of your new boyfriend for God's sake he is ex so let it lie.
davidylan (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #19 on: May 04, 2006, 07:09 PM »

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh, never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed p******cats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72,  Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73,  Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.   Cheesy Cheesy so true
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationship


Great right up!
 
 
j-girl (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #20 on: June 06, 2006, 03:37 AM »

wow
Big Shishi (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #21 on: June 06, 2006, 08:43 AM »

i've got 99 more! Grin
Efani (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #22 on: June 07, 2006, 06:35 PM »

no. 45 and 68 r really true
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #23 on: June 07, 2006, 06:39 PM »

Quote
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed p******cats with their girlfriends

You're sooo damn right bout this girl Kiss Kiss

Quote
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationship
Soooooooo true! Kiss Kiss
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #24 on: June 07, 2006, 06:41 PM »

Quote
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
lol Cheesy Cheesy but what kida girl would that be?? some boxer?? Cheesy Cheesy

Quote
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
yeah!!! and i hate that in a guy! Angry he gets all clingy and stuff it actually pisses me off, thats when i may finally tell him i want Out!!
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #25 on: June 07, 2006, 06:45 PM »

Quote
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
You sure bout this?? Undecided
Quote
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

yeah!!! i love seeing them do that, absolutely love it! Grin
Efani (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #26 on: June 07, 2006, 07:28 PM »

haha is ken like that?
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #27 on: June 07, 2006, 11:13 PM »

nahhhhhhh he's never cried in my presence but he once called my bestfriend to report to her bout me not picking Up his calls and he was actually Crying Shocked  Shocked  Shocked and im like yeah right!! the emotions Rhodalyn is capable of making a guy feel Grin
Efani (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #28 on: June 08, 2006, 05:21 AM »

omfg he actually cried because u didnt pick up his calls
r u serious?
u kno i love u and i don't mean no offense but what a wuss lol
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #29 on: June 08, 2006, 01:36 PM »

lol Cheesy Cheesy yeah!! he actually cried, but he aint no wuss! Angry thats just the power of love Cool Rhodalyn's effect on a guy Cool
davidylan (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #30 on: June 08, 2006, 02:26 PM »

Quote from: Rhodalyn on June 07, 2006, 11:13 PM
nahhhhhhh he's never cried in my presence but he once called my bestfriend to report to her bout me not picking Up his calls and he was actually Crying Shocked  Shocked  Shocked and im like yeah right!! the emotions Rhodalyn is capable of making a guy feel Grin

Yeaah right, how old can he be? not more than 18 by my calculations. crying because your girlfriend won't pick your calls? What happened to common sense?
Genial (m)
Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys
« #31 on: June 08, 2006, 02:30 PM »

Quote from: davidylan on June 08, 2006, 02:26 PM
Yeaah right, how old can he be? not more than 18 by my calculations. crying because your girlfriend won't pick your calls? What happened to common sense?

lol.
@ Davidylan:

You can be so funny sometimeshehehehehe

I don't think he's up to 18 though!
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