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webbo (m)
I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« on: January 18, 2007, 11:12 PM »

For 5 simple reasons:
1. She's always content with the amount of work i can do on her ,  Wink
2. She warns me before something major happens , like a power shutdown ,
3  She lets me change my mind ,
4. She lets me CHANGE my mind ,
5. She lets me change my MIND ,  Grin
mukina2 (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #1 on: January 18, 2007, 11:18 PM »

is this on jokes section? Grin Grin
webbo (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #2 on: January 18, 2007, 11:28 PM »

@mukina
Are you looking to laugh?
You're in the wrong section then , this is serious sh*t ,
mukina2 (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #3 on: January 18, 2007, 11:30 PM »

ok o
but wait . .can ur pc give you all the pleasure ur girl can give you?
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #4 on: January 18, 2007, 11:31 PM »

Quote from: webbo on January 18, 2007, 11:12 PM
For 5 simple reasons:
1. She's always content with the amount of work i can do on her , Wink
2. She warns me before something major happens , like a power shutdown ,
3 She lets me change my mind ,
4. She lets me CHANGE my mind ,
5. She lets me change my MIND , Grin

aight! do you also F&*k your pc? if yes!  Grin how?  a brief description of methodology  would suffice!  Grin if yes also is he/she preggy? when she go born?  * roll eyez* Smiley

mukina2 (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #5 on: January 18, 2007, 11:34 PM »

lol, @ika .

goodnite chik am off to beddy bye Kiss
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #6 on: January 18, 2007, 11:37 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on January 18, 2007, 11:34 PM
lol, @ika .

goodnite chik am off to beddy bye Kiss

 Kiss Gnite  Grin
webbo (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #7 on: January 18, 2007, 11:39 PM »

[table]aight! do you also F&*k your pc? if yes!   how?  a brief description of methodology  would suffice!   if yes also is he/she preggy? when she go born?  * roll eyez*  [/table]



, there are several ways people connect , sex is only one of them ,  ever heard of abstinence? With women all you get is drama joo ,  Cool
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #8 on: January 18, 2007, 11:44 PM »

Quote from: webbo on January 18, 2007, 11:39 PM




, there are several ways people connect , sex is only one of them , ever heard of abstinence? With women all you get is drama joo , Cool

ok so the pc don't give you drama! abi?  Cheesy

i have read so many things in here this by far is the wierdest one!  Cheesy

u sure u aight?  Cheesy you need to run to your Doctor ASAP!  Grin

a large shot of Serotonin will set you right!
noble_irc (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #9 on: January 19, 2007, 01:24 AM »

Mad fanatic!pc.girls."all u get fm gals is drama jo"  *singing*e be like say u wnt 2 stat another story again o! Eh MAN!!WHAT on earth happened to ur libido?Did u trade it or smthng?Una men!Your case is pathetic!anyway.na ur choice!*sings again*ooooh-oh!oh,oh,oh,oh,oh(kolomental)!Ooooh-oh!oh,oh,oh,oh,oh(KOLO-MENTAL  echo:mental)
iice (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #10 on: January 19, 2007, 04:42 AM »

Laughin ma friggin butt off Craziness Grin
Macgreat (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #11 on: January 19, 2007, 06:35 AM »

@topic. . . . Am in love with my phone(w900). . .and my P,if am not on phone i'm on pc,if am not on pc i'm phone.only that in this case my PC is  P(pus)+C(sy)=p:¤sy. topic is wack  Lips sealed
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #12 on: January 19, 2007, 12:05 PM »

@niceuzor
your forgiven
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #13 on: January 19, 2007, 01:07 PM »

Ika: f****ing stupid


@ webo

carry on jo! nor mind these lonely lazy things called gallons!
webbo (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #14 on: January 19, 2007, 02:36 PM »

@noble:
 i have no words for you my brother ,  hope u control ur libido and not the other way round ,  why on earth should we use sex as a weapon?

@ika
 sorry, no sex from u? i won't die ,  if we're in sh*t together, i need ur mind more than ur body ,  chew on that!
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #15 on: January 19, 2007, 09:24 PM »

Quote from: webbo on January 19, 2007, 02:36 PM
@noble:
 i have no words for you my brother , hope u control your libido and not the other way round , why on earth should we use sex as a weapon?

@ika
 sorry, no sex from u? i won't die , if we're in sh*t together, i need your mind more than your body , chew on that!

wetin dey do this one?  Undecided who wants to go into shyte with you?  Undecided abeg clear road for jagajaga! so replying to your thread is now wanting to go into shyte with you? Smiley
* hiss*

ika6 pees on thread!   Grin



Quote from: jerrymania on January 19, 2007, 01:07 PM
Ika: f****ing stupid



gallons!


jerry i have told you your mama na senior gallons abi na gallion  Grin she is also f%&king stupid thats why she gave birth to a retard like you! oloshi!  Cheesy
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #16 on: January 19, 2007, 10:33 PM »

@ ika

ur  mum's p%ssy freaking stupid. size of an oyster's shell punkass biatch!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #17 on: January 19, 2007, 10:37 PM »

oh you mean your punkass monkey- f&*king biatch of a mother!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

because that how she had you!  Grin Grin
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #18 on: January 19, 2007, 10:51 PM »

eh ehe ehhe heh he hehe  Grin Grin Grin Ok lets stop this bashing. I felt so guilty because i never knew u turned an embryo because u leaked out of a man's condom (then ur mum was into the prost. bizness).sorry eya!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry for hitting so hard at u./ I just feel pity for you. Ok i think i should leave this thread for you. Bye oh!
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #19 on: January 19, 2007, 10:53 PM »

f***ing HO!
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #20 on: January 19, 2007, 10:58 PM »

Quote from: jerrymania on January 19, 2007, 10:51 PM
eh ehe ehhe heh he hehe Grin Grin Grin Ok lets stop this bashing. I felt so guilty because i never knew u turned an embryo because u leaked out of a man's condom (then your mum was into the prost. bizness).sorry eya!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry for hitting so hard at u./ I just feel pity for you. Ok i think i should leave this thread for you. Bye oh!

i said it!  Grin
eeeya!  pele!  Cheesy let it out!  Cheesy so thats how your mum had you?so the monkeydid try to wear a condom?  Shocked stage 4 dementia is a bitch!  Grin Cheesy,i did not know the monkey sodomised you too!  Grin Ndo!  Grin Grin


Quote from: jerrymania on January 19, 2007, 10:53 PM
f***ing HO!

ehehehehehhe hepatitis A, B , C infested  MOFO!  Grin

ima1 (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #21 on: January 19, 2007, 11:10 PM »

OMG wetin dey do una now Grin Grin Grin Grin

@ikamefa
Nice one, i doubt he could top that
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #22 on: January 19, 2007, 11:23 PM »

@ ika

tell me why your mum's mouth so wide (about 1.5 inches tho!) and big lips like jay Z? Ah u wont know it u were so little. She's nicknamed Super Head (Head-mistress). She gives head to anyone who needs it. even to mad men (and it be like sey na u leak comot for one mad man condom- sad story). anyway she gives head like no other. remember one Nairaland bloke saw the spirit in u and he told me that u should give me an head so u can climb to top of the ratings? remember bytch? he saw the trait in you. ehm ajegunle mumu i guess you are browsing free of charge in a cafe because the owner collects head from you or you're just one standby prostitute. at a brothel close to the cafe,
i don't know why a stupid girl like u should be in Nairaland.,,,,,,,sorry stupid gallon,,, gallon full of come,,, superhead (yes your mum, i just got news that the come slid from her mouth into her womb, thats how she gave birth to you, even mistakenly, but u look like a product of a leaking condom sha, maybe u go even get AIDS sef who knows, because d way u dey type be like person wey go soon die, with all desperation and breath).
I say it again u f***ing HO!
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #23 on: January 19, 2007, 11:30 PM »

woah! ALL THIS FOR ME?  Grin

WOW!  Cheesy Cheesy

ITS GETTING HOT HOT HOT!  Cheesy

jerry son of monkey  its obvious that this thing dey pepper you wella  Grin Grin Grin

all that opata yarnings for me?  Grin eheheheheheheheh

bikonu go and drink a whole drum of iced -cold water to cool down!

come back later for round 2

i can see steam/ smoke rising from your brain cells  Grin

oh lawdy lawd!  Grin Grin Grin


like i said stage 4 dementia is a real biatch   Grin Grin Grin Grin


mukina2 (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #24 on: January 19, 2007, 11:32 PM »

the power of shrooms Grin Grin Grin
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #25 on: January 19, 2007, 11:35 PM »

@ ika

u dey craze! bastardy bytch! don't push me u bigborn Fool! i aint got your time u stupid slut!
Genial (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #26 on: January 19, 2007, 11:36 PM »

Easy, mate. There is a time to speak and a time to be silent.
mukina2 (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #27 on: January 19, 2007, 11:38 PM »

too much shrooms and cheap drugs is bad for you . .little one Grin Grin Grin
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #28 on: January 19, 2007, 11:41 PM »

mess off G,
you aint the one telling me what time i got and i need to use.

and muki i aint little one u dumb ass wag!
Genial (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #29 on: January 19, 2007, 11:42 PM »

Quote from: jerrymania on January 19, 2007, 11:41 PM
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]mess off G,
you aint the one telling me what time i got and i need to use.

No, I'm not. You're right about that. You know what to do.
mukina2 (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #30 on: January 19, 2007, 11:45 PM »

heya i wonder if i mentioned a name in my post? Undecided Grin Grin Grin

some peeps too dey know themself . .

my king please  . .he's not worth ur saliva .  Grin Grin Grin


homo homo homo home faggot faggot .

baby bad bitch . longest yard sweet me today o Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #31 on: January 19, 2007, 11:48 PM »

and yes i reapeat
and muki i aint little one u dumb ass waggot
Stupid Mother! how do u even train ur kids? or tits?!
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