I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?

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mukina2 (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #32 on: January 19, 2007, 11:52 PM »

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
baby bad bitch . . . . baby bad bitch

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

omg . .he's deranged Grin Grin Grin
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #33 on: January 19, 2007, 11:59 PM »

@ muku mugu

u just calling yourself baby bad bitch. Well i guess it suits you.
omg? Dont use the name of God in vein.Didnt your stupid impotent prophet mumuhamad tell u that?
Genial (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #34 on: January 20, 2007, 12:00 AM »

Jerry. . . sweet and salty water do not flow from the same source.
jerrymania (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #35 on: January 20, 2007, 12:02 AM »

@ genial

You aint making any f***ing sense!
Genial (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #36 on: January 20, 2007, 12:05 AM »

It's fine if you don't understand now. But you will when you think about it some more. Have a good night.
webbo (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #37 on: January 20, 2007, 10:50 PM »

oh , muki and ika just reminded me ,
Reason 6: She don't cuss ,  lol ,
So PC , know u've got my loyalty , as for that woman , i just keep her around for other needs  Grin , u know now ,
PTBNaija (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #38 on: January 21, 2007, 06:39 AM »

Let me translate what he said:

For 5 simple reasons:

1. She's always content with the amount of work i can do on her ,   Wink
I can watch as little or as much porn on her and she'll still treat me the exact same [viruses not included]

2. She warns me before something major happens , like a power shutdown ,
She warns me before something major happens, like the power shutting down before the porn movie is over so I can make an easy transition to the t.v. Even though she's being turned off, I get the chance to turn another electronic item on!

3  She lets me change my mind ,
She lets me watch a different porn video whenever I want

4. She lets me CHANGE my mind ,
If I don't want to watch it online, I can always pop in a DVD/VCD

5. She lets me change my MIND ,   Grin
If I want to be with a different machine she doesn't care.

Sorry, my mind was in the gutter  Grin
fellow (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #39 on: January 21, 2007, 08:19 AM »

@ Jerry

Pele! seems you kind of need some advice frigging Idiot. You are running short of breathe in your brains and it could lead to you been labeled a mad man. Try see a psychic and ask him how people do get mad, it doesn't go farther than what you have started doing Grin Grin Grin!! lol

You are a frustrated human being not worthy of my sweat though i couldn't help it but laugh when i was going through this post. And do you have a mother? if you do then would you realise the curse you are reeling on your head by abusing the female folks. GO ask her for advice

I thought you were matured when i first got this forum but now i know better that what lies in you is an animal.
See what frustrations can do to a human being.

if you had behaved well probably muki would have agreed to date you but all hope's not lost, i would try help you beg muki to at least consider you worthy of dating even if its just a month, at least to get your head cooled off.

MUKI PLEASE GO OUT WITH HIM Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed I was only joking oh muki, he's a weirdo

@ the cameroonian weebo
You are lost and dejected. think you should kind of seek some help or else you'D turn into JERRY Grin Grin Grin Grin
webbo (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #40 on: January 21, 2007, 12:03 PM »

@fellow ,
    Sad for you bro ,
    Sad for you ,
    Don't worry you'll get bitten real soon. That'll open your eyes.Unless you belong to those pitiable ones that'll do anything to keep a woman in their lives. Let's see how much respect she has for you when she discovers she can wind u like ,
fellow (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #41 on: January 21, 2007, 12:24 PM »

i wish to let you know that my eyes are very much wide open and whatever comes out of been in love with a real girl, i would accept it.
So you don't have to feel sad for me little bro cause i have seen it all, i only pity people like you who have those kind of mind about women.
Anyway i am not about to take the life out of your show so enjoy it while it last.

Do you mind if i ask you a real question? are you gay? if you are then all well and good i would understand your point of view but it not then you need me to put you through

One last word - No Abuses. It would only get me bitter
webbo (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #42 on: January 21, 2007, 12:30 PM »

Quote
@ the cameroonian weebo
You are lost and dejected. think you should kind of seek some help or else you'D turn into JERRY   
  , no abuses bro , ?   Cheesy
fellow (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #43 on: January 21, 2007, 12:34 PM »

Quote from: webbo on January 21, 2007, 12:30 PM
  , no abuses bro , ?   Cheesy


Sorry bro, it was because i was overwhelmed by Jerrys attitude. Anyway my sincere apologies but then why would you place a PC before a woman?Huh


tempers boiling - where's jerry
PTBNaija (f)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #44 on: January 21, 2007, 03:01 PM »

You guys, this post is obviously a joke and meant for laughs.

Please don't take it seriously and get riled up over it. And this is coming from a woman.
webbo (m)
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend?
« #45 on: January 21, 2007, 03:57 PM »

@ PTB ,  Good girl , knows a good laff catalyst when she sees one  Wink

@ the boys ,  SMH (shaking my head)    Grin
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