Yo Momma! <Caution: Language>

hi people,

this thread is open to everyone strictly for your moma's jokes. 
if u think u've gat the best moma jokes, bring them on.

have these for starters.

[b]Your moma's so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house, so she went to get a ladder,
Your moma's so stupid, she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor', so she just did!
Your moma's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your moma's so fat, when she steps on the Weight Scales it says, 'to be continued',
Your moma's so fat, her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' [

bring it on, people. .

Your moma's so stupid, i told her to get me a color TV and she asked me "what color"

Your moma's so poor, when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope, just found one, "

Your moma's so poor, she can't pay rent, she can't pay phone bills, she can't even pay attention

lol @ d jokes
don't change d topic, thats kina d fun of it 

this is the craziest yet

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

LMAO

Yo momma's so old, her birthday expired.

Yo momma's so old, when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock.

Yo momma's so old, when she was at school, there was No history class!

 

Yo mama's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

justkunmi, where do u think u are anyway? Nigerians don't joke with their mommas but if u feel like joking with yours, the thread is yours and it looks like you are On Your Own     

@justkunmi,why not go 4 that show on MTV:Yo momma.Quit wastin ur lines here where u are neither appreciated nor gettin paid.I mean,on MTV u get braggin rights 4 ur hood & $1000.In ca$h!

man ur so crazy, ur a genius, i was even cryin at the cyber cafe , man ur one helluva funny fella.keep it up,all d bad belles no b by force to veiw this pageo. stop hating.duh!!!

hey!

Lol. funny yo momma jokes, really enjoyed them.

don't y'all watch yo momma on MTV?

Its just harmless fun, don't take it personal.

@people who still have a problem with this thread
jus want to clear things a little bit.
these jokes are not directed to anybody or anybody's ma.
they are normal harmless jokes just delivered differently.
if it would make u feel any better, when readin, replace yo momma with watever. . . .
THAT ENDS IT, and if u still don't feel better doin that. . . .STAY AWAY



Yo mama's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama's so stupid she asked me "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

yo mamma's  so dumb she failed her blood test

yo momma's so dumb, she stared at a bottle of juice for an hour because the label said "concentrate"

yo momma's so dirty, when a dog bit her, the poor thing died of food poisoning

hahaha ;Dhahaha ;Dhahahahaha ;Dhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

u gt me n my sis luffin our headz off

Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma's so fat when she walks around high heels, she strikes oil!!!
Yo momma's so fat that when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat butt over!'
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that stone?"