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Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by dani1luv: 4:31pm On Dec 31, 2009
Hey Jokers. .

First of all I would Say. .Thanks a lot 4 making this section a unique and lively one

Please I would like 2 post a notice. .

Any user's who is about to open a thread that contains joke or picture should please

not open that thread with a user'name

Any thread found with a username would be Locked By me or the co-mod

E.g - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-373378.0.html

Thanks a lot. .

Dani
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Epi: 10:28pm On Dec 31, 2009
cool
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by lysaa(f): 11:49am On Jan 01, 2010
teasher teash me nonsense tongue
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 11:04am On Jan 02, 2010
like say una neva lock dem finish
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by tayoast(m): 11:29am On Jan 02, 2010
Watch out 4 myn. With ur NAME on it!!
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 9:53pm On Jan 02, 2010
Misofuyin baby
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by jmkbond(f): 9:53pm On Jan 03, 2010
teelllll them
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 9:54pm On Jan 03, 2010
Jmk were have u been naw? I don miss u gan o
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by jmkbond(f): 9:57pm On Jan 03, 2010
i dey school
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 10:34pm On Jan 03, 2010
Im proud of u sweety, Erm read well , graduate and get a good job, But nor forget me o
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:34am On Jan 05, 2010
Okay!
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 4:45pm On Jan 05, 2010
on who's authority do u do dis?
hunh?
angry  angry  angry
dis is d jokes section damn it!
hw times hv changed since my last time here!
angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jeovy(m): 6:10pm On Jan 05, 2010
back from exile
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 6:18pm On Jan 05, 2010
jeovy, u r nt shot yet?
angry angry angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jeovy(m): 6:39pm On Jan 05, 2010
nope,happy new yr
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 6:51pm On Jan 05, 2010
DIS ONCE I'L GIV U A SMILE
grin
bt ders so much decadence on nlnd dat dis wil b such a tough yr 4 mi nd my boys,
i realy am bac, nd i xpect d same level of respect i got b4 my sojourn to somalia.
r u wit mi?
angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 6:59pm On Jan 05, 2010
Im not with u, U are on your own , period!
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 7:05pm On Jan 05, 2010
lukin @ur profile picture, u wnt mak a gud foot soldier anyways,
wen d revolution is complete, ppl lik u will b shot publicly!
angry angry angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 7:20pm On Jan 05, 2010
Lol no comment
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by clemcykul(f): 10:07am On Jan 06, 2010
comment na, make i throw cabide inside ur mouth
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 2:28pm On Jan 06, 2010
U knw clems, dat nvr realy crossd my mind. U r hired! Ur nw offical incharge 'new discipline methods' in my regime, it goes d d rank of Lt. nd of cos u cant reject! angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Ben13: 2:33pm On Jan 06, 2010
why must you guys chat on all threads. Everywhere ou go, offtopic posts.

WTF is gunpoint? grin plweeeeese use the chat thread for invalid discussions. ewu cheesy
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 6:10pm On Jan 06, 2010
@kevin-11
its lik u to try to derail progressive meanful martial discussions on nlnd. . .
frm your profile picture if dat is really u, u sim lik u wuld do 4 a gud gift to one of my top Major.Generals. . .
or mayb i culd mak u my minister 4 nlnd(musin). . .
na. . .
your probably a seun freak!
u wil b shot (soon as i find dat damn turkey again)

@clemcy
as your 1st duty in office, round up Ben-10(aka kevin-11), find turkey nd iteun nd hv dem all publicly executed!!
oh, whil u r @ it, shoot urslf too, i nid to test your loyalty to dis regime!
Nd find princessca. . .
angry angry angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by mcnepow(m): 8:27pm On Jan 06, 2010
@poster. Must u threaten our lives nd make us sad 1st b4 we start getin hapi on readn d jokes Rememba, ds is nt abacha era, na yaradua (or is it gudluck) era we dey oh.
@gunpoint. U get badddd mouth, i dey feel u!
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 7:42am On Jan 07, 2010
mcnepow:

@gunpoint. U get badddd mouth, i dey feel u!

*promptly backhands him 4 him left eye*

hw dare u speak abt my mouth so off handedly?
angry angry angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jeovy(m): 9:26am On Jan 07, 2010
power dey shack you abi?
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by clemcykul(f): 12:26pm On Jan 07, 2010
lol gundust is back,

cmon get me pipe lemme smoke, silly child grin

i be ya mate? giv me orders again make i break ur thin thin legs wey no get shoe size angry grin angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jeovy(m): 12:54pm On Jan 07, 2010
very funny grin grin grin gundust
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 3:03pm On Jan 07, 2010
*aside 2 clemcy*
(u knw i hate bin calld gundust, u knw wat dat does 2 my psyche, dnt spoil dis 4mi or else u'l get it hot!)

. . .nw wer wz i? . .
Yes, wats d progess report on our firin squad 4 dis wkend?

@jeovy
Its a new yr, i'l let it slide. . .
Dis once. . . angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by mykali(m): 3:25pm On Jan 07, 2010
yessah sad
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 6:02pm On Jan 07, 2010
@mykali
Dat yessah, is it 4 mi or 4 d moderator? Cos if its 4 mi, den u r addressn mi lik i wz a civilian, r u a bloody civilian? Ans mi! angry
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by clemcykul(f): 8:55am On Jan 08, 2010
gundust, pls polish this shoe for me grin

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