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hot-angel (f)
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Men are superior to women.
For one thing, men can
urinate from a speeding car.
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hot-angel (f)
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men are such a louse, when they go on jury duty,
they find them guilty.
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hot-angel (f)
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Men have three words you can use as a woman to humilate them: Hold my purse.
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hot-angel (f)
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men are wrapped up in themselves and they make a very untidy package.
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hot-angel (f)
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bring it on loma!!!!!!!
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loma (m)
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women are like computers
easy to turn on once you know the right buttons to press
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Greatpeter (m)
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Women can cry ,weep :'(and yell till tomorrow when they are jilted  |
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loma (m)
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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hot-angel (f)
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men are so negative, they won't even eat
food that agrees with them!
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hot-angel (f)
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Men are so dumb:How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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loma (m)
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Women are like....Teeth.
You ignore them - you lose them
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hot-angel (f)
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A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
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loma (m)
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What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
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Greatpeter (m)
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Women are fickle minded.
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hot-angel (f)
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Men are simple things.
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hot-angel (f)
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Men says they can't live without women: If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
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loma (m)
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women are like parking spaces
The good ones are always taken, and the free ones are mostly handicapped
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Greatpeter (m)
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Women are like ice cream you leak and throw away the container!
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loma (m)
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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Greatpeter (m)
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Men can be 35yrs without getting married there won't be any panic but woman with just 28 without suitor will start running around for man to notice her, for the fear of menopause.
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loma (m)
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Men are like....Oreos.
Once you eat the cream they aren't good anymore!
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hot-angel (f)
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A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
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hot-angel (f)
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When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.
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Greatpeter (m)
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Women are like football you play until you are tired. |
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hot-angel (f)
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Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
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loma (m)
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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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hot-angel (f)
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Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them.
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Greatpeter (m)
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Women are like cows you direct them anywhere you want.
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hot-angel (f)
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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
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hot-angel (f)
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Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
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hot-angel (f)
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Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.
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hot-angel (f)
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Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
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