Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females

Men are like. .lawn mowers; If u're not pushing one around, then u're riding it.

Men are like. .mascara. .they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men're like lava lamps; fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men're like copiers; u need em for reproduction, but that's about it.

To a woman, a guy acting like He's dumb is a sign on maturity, while a guy who's not easy to tip over is  insensitive to their "feelings"(whatever they are)   

men are like soakaway; full of s^!+.

hey niece, tell them . .they dont seem to know. 

Men're like computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

 Men are like Parking Spots,the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small. 

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girls' "real" ages are like a countdown clock, the further it goes the less it becomes

 

 

Current Affairs exist on the pages of gossip magazines in a woman's world.
(they know who Stella Damascus's ex-boyfriends new wife best friend is, but don't know who the british prime minister is.)

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

men are like. . used cars.both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

  bitter is good for the health.
Women are like used car sales men. The sales man puts as much makeup or gimmicks to sell the product, once it leaves the dealers shop, different matter.