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mukina2 (f)
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Men are like some national football teams all hype and no backup  |
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lysaa (f)
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hahahaha na u go be their coach o. Men r like chocolate bars; Sweet, smooth n they usually head right for your hips. |
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mukina2 (f)
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Men are like tissue papers,only to be used and binned |
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« #675 on: October 10, 2009, 03:25 PM » |
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Women are like the Nigerian oil industry, you know they're making money but you never get to see theirs.
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lysaa (f)
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so u become a militant, kidnapping and threatening. lol
Men r like. .high heels, they'r easy to walk on once u get the hang of it.
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edoyad (m)
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« #677 on: October 10, 2009, 03:29 PM » |
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All women want their daddy as a husband. So he can tell give them money and tell them they're beautiful . (monkey no fine but him mama/papa like am) |
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lysaa (f)
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hissssssssssss
Men r like. . bank accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.
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Battle
« #679 on: October 10, 2009, 03:37 PM » |
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Women go through second christening in University. Mukinatu becomes Mukey Falilat becomes Lysaa or Leila karimatu becomes Crystal |
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lysaa (f)
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Men r like. . bike helmets handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
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edoyad (m)
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Battle
« #681 on: October 10, 2009, 03:47 PM » |
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Silly eh ? Trying getting involved in an accident without one
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Battle
« #682 on: October 10, 2009, 03:49 PM » |
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Women think kindness can only shown to one's self
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lysaa (f)
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men r like pen, never far away when u need one.
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mukina2 (f)
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Women go through second christening in University. Mukinatu becomes Mukey Falilat becomes Lysaa or Leila karimatu becomes Crystal |
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edoyad (m)
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Battle
« #685 on: October 10, 2009, 05:03 PM » |
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^ true talk ba ? |
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edoyad (m)
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Battle
« #686 on: October 10, 2009, 05:06 PM » |
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Women actually think lying about how much you eat can make you slimmer. |
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Amigoz (f)
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Women actually think lying about how much you eat can make you slimmer. eh ya, did u do try it out too   @op Women are just Fabulous |
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« #688 on: October 11, 2009, 05:51 AM » |
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Entrusting a girl with your must treasured secret is like breaking news on bbc |
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kola oloye (m)
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Women are like wheel barrow,you have to push them around with their loads.
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edoyad (m)
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Women
« #690 on: October 11, 2009, 01:02 PM » |
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Women are onions, you always discover a new skin after peeling away the old one accompanied by pain and tears
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kola oloye (m)
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Women are like monkeys give them good banana today, tomorrow they come for more.
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edoyad (m)
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^^ you de on O Y O for that yarn, i nor follow am talk o !  |
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« #694 on: October 14, 2009, 07:43 AM » |
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Women think "i like you and would like to know you" is portuguese for " i've been stashing away money since i was five years old and this weekend i would like you to help me burn it all up" |
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biola44 (m)
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women r d greatest problems known 2 man
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Women
« #696 on: October 14, 2009, 12:25 PM » |
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If Delilah were alive today she'd be a great woman. Atleast she bankrupted her lover's enemies not her lover. |
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Women
« #698 on: October 27, 2009, 11:17 AM » |
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Women think men and women can only be friends in an exam hall.
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rita@NL (m)
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Men are worthless  |
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SeanT21 (f)
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Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
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« #702 on: October 29, 2009, 05:41 AM » |
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^ Ouch !! Below the belt with that balding ish. A woman's weight is her age multiplied by 5 pounds. And like age it never go down, only up. |
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