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loma (m)
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First block the phone ,get a new one,and store the numbers of my friends because I already have it written out.  What would you do if you ran out of gan on the highway,at night,and discovered the battery of your phone was dead? |
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hot-angel (f)
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Ohhh jesus.. i will be weird out. I am good at screaming so i am sure that will be a good time to scream.
What will you do if everything techonolgy was to die?
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loma (m)
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Thank God I have a village,i will go back to my village and enjooy life, who knows I might find some virgins there sef.
What will you do if I come out through this computer into your room.Technology is advancing,you know?
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hot-angel (f)
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My reply exactly, advanced technology, how sweet.
What would you do if, if you see a woman flying outside, like a witch?
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Greatpeter (m)
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can't understand this question. reframe it
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kazey (m)
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I would get my broom and join the witch.
What would you if you see a ghost in your house?
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hot-angel (f)
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Ask him so many questions.
What will you do if, you were going on the street and you saw a bunch of people screaming, the ground is opening and swallowing people?
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kazey (m)
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them. hahhaha. I wonder what questions you have unanswered.
I would run for the tallest building in that town.
What would you do if you wake up and find yourself in Nigeria?
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hot-angel (f)
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Go and buy suya, I misss suya, i mean really good suya with nice pepper and onion, and kulikuli. ohhh *groans*. After eating suya i will go back to the airport. and cme back to Texas.
What will you do if, you became the president of Iraq?
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kazey (m)
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them, now i am getting hungry.
I would run for my life. The first plane out of that country.
What would you do if, you finished eating in a restaurant, and you find your purse missing?
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hot-angel (f)
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look for it, and tell them to come and get their money. Or i willl give them my wrist watch to pay. men, that will be hard. and i will be  What will you do if you were at a restaurant with a girl you like /your girlfriend, and one of ex'es came there, acting as though she is crazy, rubbing your head and everything? |
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kazey (m)
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I would introduce her to my new girlfriend , telling her exactly who she is.
What would you do if you discover that someone is stalking you?
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hot-angel (f)
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ehhh?? Call 911/thugs/my homeboys.
What will do if, someone piss in your food, and told you after you ate it.
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Greatpeter (m)
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Ah hot angel! I will perform gastric lavage for myself and sue him to court.
What will you do if your doctor tells you that you no longer have a womb?
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hot-angel (f)
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Adoption is an option.
What will do if you wife has no womb?
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Greatpeter (m)
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Kamari. I will comfirm before I marry her. What will you do if you marry " Atutupoyoyo!" |
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hot-angel (f)
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do you really think i will do that?
what will you do if i say i am going to swim now. and bye bye?
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babe (f)
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i would say, do not drown
hot angel why do you like to mess up a good thing?
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hot-angel (f)
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because messing up is fun.
What would you do if i try to correct you that every question in this thread is suppose to start with "what would you do if?" ?
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babe (f)
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i'll make corrections
what would you do if you find out that terrorists are coming going to nigeria?
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Greatpeter (m)
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I will inform the security agents.
What will you do if lose your golden opportunity?
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babe (f)
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beat myself silly, and then pray to God for another opportunity what will you do if your parents disown you?  |
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Greatpeter (m)
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Life continues. I'm already 30 with good job it will lessen my responsibility of taking care of them. Though no mummy. My mum is there yonder. Painful!
What wii you do if you are duped of a largesome of money worth several millions of pounds.
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babe (f)
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i will be tempted to go do some jazz but on a serious note, as painful as it is, i'll go to lamentation and speak into their lives and pray that God stamps it AMEN. what will you do if you were the president? |
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kazey (m)
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I would provide the three basic ammenities to the Nigerian populace. Water, Electricty and good roads.
What would you do if there is a serial killer on rampage in your neighbourhood?
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Greatpeter (m)
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Eh danger zone, K'oju ma r'ibi. I will relocate just in few seconds.
What will you do if you're impeached as the President of fed. Rep. of Nigeria(as the first ever in the history of nig. politics)
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kazey (m)
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lolz i would be happy because i would have done my part. And the legacy i leave behind would always be remembered.
What would you do if there are flames of fire falling from the sky? Maybe Hell?
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Greatpeter (m)
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It will never happen I tell you and if it does it's for all of us so hiding place.
What will you do if you have a Nairaland lover?
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babe (f)
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i'll be flattered and c if it'll work out
what would you do if you are rejected by all your friends?
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Greatpeter (m)
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Life goes on. I have many home and away.
What will you do if you suddenly come intact with trillions of pounds on your fam land?
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hot-angel (f)
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I will say to myself.. "baby, you are rich".
What will you do if i told you i am bored now, and i don't want to sleep, although it's 1:38am?
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Greatpeter (m)
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I will just send you hypnotics from here so that you have a deep sleep What will you do if Nigeria becomes a full Islamic nation like Iraq,Saudi Arabia? |
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