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deekseen (m)
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Nice way to become a clown for children at parties and events for me.
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hollandis
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I will make money begging
what would you do if you are caught peeping at a naked woman?
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ayefele200 (m)
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catch the fence
wwyd if u dad runs mad
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omogenaija (f)
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forbid , he wont
wwydi i bitched slapped back to africa
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True Talk
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will ask u what "bitched slapped" means  wwydi you woke u a blonde? |
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omogenaija (f)
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bitch slap is similar to ifoti
would dye my hair black
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wwud if u woke up as a hairy man?
(very hairy chested man)
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omogenaija (f)
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wake up b/c that can only happen in a nightmare
wwydi your son was @ home crying all alone
on the bedroom floor because he's hungry?
And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
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True Talk
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I'll rather wash cars or do certain other jobs than prostitution/homosexuality
wwyd if there was a worldwide blackout?
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deekseen (m)
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Candles and 'atukpa' are always on the stand by.
wwydi Nigeria divides into 3 and you are in one part, your parents and siblings in a second part and your love/partner in the third part and none can cross to the other part?
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True Talk
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I'll use my A.You passport
wwydi u feel like farting during a job interview?
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ayefele200 (m)
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would whistle then fart afterwards
wwyd if u have to steal to save your mother's life?
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omogenaija (f)
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steal
and u ?
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ayefele200 (m)
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would pass
wwyd if ayefele200 is the right man for u?
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omogenaija (f)
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laugh and say ayefele200 is my sister  u? |
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uchetobi (f)
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i don't know who ayefele is
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jaybaby (f)
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Ayefele is star , star01,--it is a MALE!
dNT date fins like that!
wwud if----You woke up naked n da street?
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Amigoz (f)
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that is most unlikely to happen but if it does, I will dust myself off nd gets to walking Wwyd if manna came down from heaven? |
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2old4that (m)
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i'll rush for it . . . atleast to taste it  wwyd if someone slaps you only to realize its a mistake. |
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Amigoz (f)
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I will turn the other cheek Not! but I will accept their apology sha, nd if dey don't apologise I would do wjwd  wwyd if someone spat in your face intentionally? |
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oyie (f)
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jus leave that place
wwudi if your mum or dad slapped u in public?
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tommyex (m)
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I ll turn the other cheek
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hollandis
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i will feign fainting
what would u do if your room is scattered and a visitor is about to come in the next 3secs
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candy (f)
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I'll start looking for an important document and look so worried my guest will offer to join me in the search for it. After like two minutes, I'll suggest we stop the search and ask him/her to excuse me while I clean the mess.  WWYD if you suddenly have your arch-enemy's balls between your fingers?  |
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sexytitan (f)
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I only have arch enemies for a few seconds. Anyway i would pull those balls as faraway from their home as possible What would u do if u found a stranger of the opposite sex naked on your bed when u get home from work |
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chocolatey (f)
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I would run for my dear life
What would you do if you find out that your fiance is HIV positive?
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noetic (m)
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hoping we havent had sex, I will break it all up. but if we have had sex I will spread d virus
wwyd if yaradua appoints u as his petroluem minister?
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Busta (f)
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hoping we havent had sex, I will break it all up. but if we have had sex I will spread d virus
Very Typical What will u do if u find out that your mama/papa is dating your best friend? |
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hollandis
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I will search for my real parents
what would you do if your dog poopoos on your sandals?
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ibkaye (f)
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i would poo on his/hers  u? |
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moondust (m)
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poo back on ya wwyd if u turned 18? |
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