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Greatpeter (m)
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I will be happy, I will go to Churh to give a testimony and then pay my tithes then think of ivesting in stock exchange.
What will you do if your best friend divulged your secret to your worst enemy?
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tayotina (f)
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I would pray to God to give me the HEART to forgive her.
What would you do if you were caught under you boss's table, you know......?
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hot-angel (f)
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I would get up and adjust my cloth..then smile and say, You are welcome ma/sir, and gently walk out.
What would you do if, A boy punched you.
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tayotina (f)
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I would knee him in the groin  What would you do if you tripped and fell in a gutter while posing infront of some cute guys. |
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Greatpeter (m)
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I will get up quickly and say oh! this place is slippery and disappear immediately.
What will you do if you found yourself captured in Iraq by the Insurgents?
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hot-angel (f)
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what with you and iraq and osama?
Anyways i will un-capture myself.
what will you if, your computer crash down for two days?
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tayotina (f)
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Greatpeter, I was expecting a lady to answer that question.
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Greatpeter (m)
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Sorry, lady in the house answer now.
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hot-angel (f)
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What?? Nobody answered the last question and nobody asked.
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Greatpeter (m)
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What would you do if you tripped and fell in a gutter while posing infront of some cute guys.
A lady in the house answer this.
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hot-angel (f)
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Oh Jesus... I would get my ass up, smile and walk away.  |
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Greatpeter (m)
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What will you do if Beckam comes begging to marry you after putting his wife away?
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Seun (m)
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Gay marriage? No way! What would you do if a video of you and your partner performing certain acts appeared on the Internet?
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Greatpeter (m)
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Ha! I may be forced to go for rubber surgery and change my identity.
What will you do if you suddenly woke up one day and found out that you are Hermaphrodite?
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Seun (m)
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I'll simply go back to sleep.  What would you do if you were made the president of this country for 24 hours? |
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Greatpeter (m)
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I will make sure I repeal the law that gave 24hrs and sack the former President and make myself President for good 4yrs after which I will contest again as incumbent.
Seun, what will you do If President George Bush invites you to US for the job well done on this site and decides to give you a million dollars?
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WesleyanA (f)
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i'll ask seun to give it back to him and use it to do something about crime and poverty in Nigeria.
what would you do if you woke up to find yourself in a desert. you didn't have anything on you.
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Kenya (f)
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I would wonder if it was good or not  , just kidding. I would go back to sleep and try it again. What would you do if you were cloned? |
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Greatpeter (m)
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I don't think I will ever allow myself to be cloned and if it happens will use it to my advantage, two of us will do what I alone could not do.
What will you do if your own mother confessed she was the witch that was responsible for all your woes and misfortunes in life?
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legry (m)
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Take her to church(oboy na wa o)
What would you do if you find out two girls that you are chasing are flat mates
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bolasho (m)
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I'll relax and see the one that i can really get. and take style fashy the other one.
what would u do if your dad marry another wife and ask your mother to leave the house?
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Greatpeter (m)
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I will follow my mum and leave the dad with his newly found love.
What will you do if you suddenly become pregnant unknowingly to you?
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bolasho (m)
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Pregnant nuknowingly? well if am legally engaged - its a sweet thing but if am not then i have to talk to the guy responsible for it (but i no bi lady anyway, so maybe the ladies in the house will have a good answer to the question)
What would you do if a lady walks up to you and said you are responsible for her pregnancy?
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Greatpeter (m)
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If i am truly responsible i will take it but if not I will sue her for defamation of character.
What will you do if you discover a deposit of gold on a piece of land belonging to your family?
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hot-angel (f)
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Hello!!! RICH!! I will make great use of it.. but i must tel my family memebers.
What will you do if you realise your parents aren't YOUR parents.
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Seun (m)
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Nothing. I already feel that way, anyway.
What would you do if you discovered that the leaf of a certain common plant that can cure AIDS?
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Greatpeter (m)
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I will start using it to treat all individual infected with HIV/AIDS and become a millionaire in few years.
What will you if you were to the President of America, the most powerful president in the world?
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hot-angel (f)
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Being the Nigerian that I am, if i was the president Of America, America wouldn't be great... because boy oh boy.. Money!!!
What will you do if obasanjo was bethrowed by bush?
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Greatpeter (m)
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Can never happen. I like oko Stella well well, I protest and use myself as a shield for papa.
What will you do if i eventually become your hus?
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hot-angel (f)
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whenever i see "oko", my mind wanders..
I will wake up, because that must have been a dream.
What will you do if a girl you found out your wife was your blood sister?
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Greatpeter (m)
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Agbedo! before I lead her to an alter we would have done introduction so such won't happen .
what will you do if Jesus appears to you face to face?
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hot-angel (f)
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Be happy and make very good use of the moment.
What will you do if as a man you woke up and saw that your "thingy" is no more there?
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