Nairaland '06 Rap Up : Summary of events in 2006.

Guys,

Here's the '06 Rap Up thread, it's not a competion, and please don't take whatever you see here serious - don't get personal, it's not a diss session but a review of what happened on Nairaland in 2006, all the highlights rumours and stuffs like that.

Who goes first?

I still didn't get the gist of what this "papermoon" episode was about.

Christino and Mukina, care to tell me what it's all about?

Nice thread but na shame say una no fit do a Rap Up 06, damn I observed the tourney and you guys were excellent. Menike,Hoodboi,Tianshie, Jduck,Shushi,gbadex,paddy lo,naijafan,100barz,d-block and magneto etc should come up with a solid Rap Up I trust you guys .

No cussin' out guys; Do it stra8 n' direct.

@ NaijaFan

Seun has declared he doesn't want a papermoon discussion on this forum, i'll just post that particular message here since he sent it to everyone registered then.

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Hello,

Why was the new rule against discussing the death of any nairaland member created?  To prevent a repeat of the papermoon debacle.

A Nairaland member "papermoon" created a new account and posted her own obituary.  We were all upset at getting the news, and more upset when we discovered that it was a lie.

In the excitement of the situation, In a twist that reminds us of the unfairness of the numerous Lagos mob lynchings, people started accusing me and others of being involved.

To deal with the situation, I quickly created the new rule that forbids the discussion of members' deaths.  I also promised to punish any violation after forgiving old offenders.

We can not discuss this story - or any future stories about the death of a Nairaland member- anymore.  Now you know why.  Please understand.

Thanks,
Seun

By the way don't know watz hard in doing a Nairaland rap up. It's easier gettin all the info because they are right here.

sup peepo, back wit this one,  hoodboi gimme d mic i'm bout ta take this away.

joined nairaland 2006
started my nl career with d.dizzle beef
on nairaland a new raphead be born
in d sky my name is written like a star i shone
hate it or love is hoodboi's a legend
dizzle beef had jduck, shishi nd diddy comin @ me
i didn't understand cus d challenge wuz for dizzle
took shots from all this niggaz nd i'm still standin
had my hommie jerry peps on
soon we burnt em up like petrol nd fire
gotta confess dizzle beef was d toughest
i can say it she battle better than any other foe i met
had some hot ones
but i'ma say it again she wuz d toughest
after d shishi nd jduck battles became cool wit both niggaz
only to find me nd sushi still had beef
we battled nd i erred him out
relieved nl of sushi
but that's jst my story
i'ma end it with mess sushi nd yo past glory

Hoodloyalz was nd is d sykest
we d first nd d best
d first group on nl shootin through d flo_boi's chest
kilt this niggaz disbanded dey group
if lyrics could kill we be spitin on this niggaz graves by now
d rap tourney wuz a flop in d first instance
gbade.x bringin brothers from afro hip hop
we still be dissin each other despite d distance
in 06 m.o.d droped cry like it's hot
fake gee's on nairaland trying to get noticed but dey not
(deeps voice sayin, fear me really do)
went mad @ niggaz nd started bannin em
peeps protesting some of em hatin
i ain't been banned yet
don't plan to be i'll be in yo face 24/7 killin all u wackies
d greatest naija forum online be nairaland
hittin 70k mein that's jst too tech
(to be continued)

sleek mcee  u claimin u know ruggedman nd sh*t, rugged stays round my area bitch,  gandi nd kayode from flatmates too,  i know denrele personally nd so many others. u ain't no star u jst a punkass

PART I

XSi thA GrEAt doing the 06 Rap up
Y'all dozing when ya asked for it so pull your straps up
I heard there was a site where peeps were getting laid
So i decided to check in since I wasn't getting paid
To my amazement, 17776 peeps already clowning
So I logged in how much of chics i'll soon be downing
March 13 like friday the thirteenth got initiated like Klint
Are peeps here cults or am I just a klondike saint
I said to myself it'll be a little while before I get em to pay
So i'm paying back now back the heck off or take cover tha soapist's bout to spray

Hot Angel be the reigning name who's Hot Stepper?
Another dude tried to follow suit claiming he Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Newbies and post seekers flood the Forum Games that's normal
But why take that mentality to the Sports thread is you a normad
Osegwu's wanking so hard he can't get off Radiant's butts
Chxta burst a nut defaulted confronted and stamped his gutts
This dude Jackal can't seem to amaze, he's the tripple trinity
30 Nairaland ID's and running we'll see what happens at infinity
Shishi's a sissy, he messed his runs up and Eve disappeared
Another heartbreaker in contention can't be no other than Walelead
And why the Hell's Mukina proving hard to get
Genial, Jamming and pages of horny toasters i had to forget
Hey Lordi, it's obvious you take Nairaland IDs to YIM
If you get spam offlines on a daily basis it's him

I ain't bringing back cases of mistaken identities
Nwoke was the same as Seun if y'all didnt get fitts
I bet it, he got harrassed by Igbo wizards
Taking things personal like Agama lizards
Bolex got his mouth talking faster than Chris Tucker
Got in Trae_z's shoes and did the bouncing buster
More peeps followed and forums came up like they were going out of fashion
I joined 4 or 6 and got sanctioned thank God didn't get involved now they're auctioned
I got too personal treating peeps like brothers and showing emotions
Right before the time Papermoon came up causing commotion
Nairaland peeps united cried wailed and empathised
Everyone keeping calm never seen someone so much sympathised
Till we woke up one morning and the news in the air was incorrect
Our beloved was the second in history to ressurrect

What a bullshit, everyone was thrown in frenzy
Oh God How hard i fell for that shit was damn crazy
So i left those came down to Music and Sports
What it do mean? Wannabees infiltrating the threads and sorts
Talking guns like they carrots using the f-b-n words like they peanuts
Caring peeps tried to convince but they cared not
Then flomirakulaz and hoodloyalz started pulling each other's diccks
If pulling made em longer then they should supply cables to AT & T's
And in the end who won? who cares son
Many have exchanged handshakes but beef still burns
Then the tourney came up and lyricists exposed some
Toosyno hit the nail on the head and disposed some
Who the hell is this Naijafan running his mouth like McLaren
I'm short of words kind of making me look like i'm barren

Then news came that Nairaland would be sold to the Glazers
But youtube was sold instead we took off to the blazers
Yousendit became the tool of music laundering
Thanks to young_digi and Mr_metoo for slandering
Now i'm hammering on Admin to give us a sub forum
I'm sick of sharing pages with babies on colostrum
Menike claimed he was leaving and quick came the Colonel
Trust Nairaland rappers they attacked him all d way down the tunnel
Romantic wanking wasn't that cute after all that bloat
Jammin' got a spanking and now blackmailers got a scapegoat
Attention seekers getting unlimited unnecessary audience
This is uncalled for how the hell does this end in ambience?
People doing almost anything to get more posts
Y'all better learn from this dude davidjames a good boast
Spent 41 days on Nairaland without a post just 6 votes
Hotangel's record yet to be beaten ya'll keep creating more ghosts
One sick/heartbroken Nairaland released a list of pissers - off
Jobless responders clicked fast responding to suckers' bluffs

Sex sells yea and that's everwhere
Sex threads get thousands of replies in "deux heures"
Check out the Romance thread filled up like Oshodi on Monday
Hope they find they imaginary lovers someday
Jokes ain't funny no more we're just recycling
Till SAM MILLA came by gave us the sassy grills
Bioye predicted right, Nairaland hitting round figures month in month out
While others be counting shooting stars some got knocked out
Seventy thousand and counting Celtel Noticed
Got Nairaland on their WAP site can't wait go see

Pictures got knocked off signatures, where's Grizzly
Plus i saw one from gorillaz and bananas that got me dizzy
Then the location virus hit personal mailboxes like drug pins
Half claiming Houston when ya'll leave in Brixton
Hope those security guards leave Pekham come join the Army recruits
Yellow dude get those timbs off your profile they look like LASTMA boots
Some got flying carpets shuttling between the Gambia and Saudi
Ipj Representing any hustling morning i'm up and Audi


Goats don't get Nairaland Awards for daft posting so it never materialized
Homepage's now filled with romance links we think it's sectionalized
I'm sick of writing, prolly sicker than paddy_lo's pen
I g2g to bed it's begining to get warm like lionheart's den
Peace to Gbade.x and Mukina2's mommas
Someday we gon be 2getha again we'll be overcomers
Besides burials,2 double 06 was the bomb leave sentiments behind
If you didn't learn a thing or two then ya better rewind


I'm out! YEAP!!

Hot Angel be the reigning name who's Hot Stepper?
Another dude tried to follow suit claiming he Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Newbies and post seekers flood the Forum Games that's normal
But why take that mentality to the Sports thread is you a normad
Osegwu's wanking so hard he can't get off Radiant's butts
Chxta burst a nut defaulted confronted and stamped his gutts
This dude Jackal can't seem to amaze, he's the tripple trinity
30 Nairaland ID's and running we'll see what happens at infinity
Shishi's a sissy, he messed his runs up and Eve disappeared
Another heartbreaker in contention can't be no other than Walelead
And why the Hell's Mukina proving hard to get
Genial, Jamming and pages of horny toasters i had to forget
Hey Lordi, it's obvious you take Nairaland IDs to YIM
If you get spam offlines on a daily basis it's him

@Xtiano
I luved that Bold black line Xtiano-
Yo, I taught You were goin tell Nairaland how Shishi went on a weight loss program
After I came back -  - I guess You need to add that blood
Also You left Kaydee - He kind of cool last year You kno

My Ratings: 90/100

really?!

i thot u said two words! 

touchdown on this land where peeps of naira be found//
magneto new to these parts, but yea this cats been around//
so many people up in here, site must be burstin wit energy//
took a nosedive through them forums, dropped my first post in poetry//
next stop them forum games, got me bored real quick//
the romance section so alive with lotsa desperate hot chicks//
holla'd me a fine sista, dropped her an IM//
shawty holla'd right back, said shes only 19//
toured the politics section, right before primary elections//
Duke supporter to the core, but got fcuked in expectation//
had enough of all that. . . where the battle forum's at??//
aint no such thing, Music/Radio is where isht be at//
got talking with this rock chick till gbade.x butts in//
checked out the rap tourney thread, n met his blackass again// (hehe )
not only him but 100bars and Sid Green ma main men//
whaddaya know, a fcukin reunion with ma ahh fam!//
signed up real fast, crewed up wit naijafan and Snakey//
dropped it hot like i was taught, taking no damn hostages//
now ma names right up there among nairalands greatest//
i hold the title, n it'll take more than tsunamis to get it//
niggaz want to try? go 'head. . . matter o' fact, make my day!//
real dawgs don't make noise, but can handle biz anyday//
just put a pic in my profile, now bitches trippin to see me//
but funny enough. . . the more u look, the less ish u going to see//
once again, its "magneto da don", hereby signing off//
put it down for da nairaland '06 rap up!//

peace!




LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!! 

yea baby. we be one blood. no one can stop us!

now guys that was a crazy rap up   

id either say flomirakulaz vs hooldloyalz or my battle wit Menike

Yo da hottest thing for 07 well at last for ne is the gospel thread

lol 2006 ?
i wasnt born into nairaland then
lotta names where are all this rappers now ?