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d quency (m)
mallam kai
« on: June 03, 2005, 10:14 PM »

      one  day a church programme was going on,this church had a guard that was a hausa man ,so the friend came on visit that morning,while the mallam that came was trying to call his  he was also trying to pass urine near a wall where there is a shade ,that particular place is the place where the church pastor usually relax in the day time .As the pastor got to the pulpit he was able to see the mallam trying to urinate where he use to relax , quickly he opened his bible and he shouted aloud to the congregation open your bible to the book of MALLAM KAI  !!! the whole church opened  the bibles to the book of malachi ,but mallam oputside got the message when he heard  the loud voice calling mallam kai he seized from urinating ,then the pastor told the churuch ....sorry please open your bibles to the book of  exodus.
Dorcas (f)
Re: mallam kai
« #1 on: July 08, 2005, 11:32 AM »

That was a good one so what did mallam kai do. He exited as per exodus abi.
Very funny.
Greatpeter (m)
Re: mallam kai
« #2 on: July 08, 2005, 11:38 AM »

d quency, you have just done something to me now, you temporarily took away my worriness and burden. I bursted into laughter just me alone in the office.

Is that not laughing malady?
I beg oo small small.
hot-angel (f)
Re: mallam kai
« #3 on: August 27, 2005, 09:01 AM »

hahaha....read it before. Still gets funny though.
Oracle (m)
Re: mallam kai
« #4 on: September 28, 2006, 02:11 AM »

Itz good the mallam understood
mescapon (m)
Re: mallam kai
« #5 on: April 16, 2008, 04:33 PM »

awww bless this iz so funny. jst trying to imagine da whole scene Tongue.
tufe (m)
Re: mallam kai
« #6 on: April 16, 2008, 04:43 PM »

Mr man, them send you come. let old threads rest now
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