Illest Hip-hop Punchlines

I need all y'all to drop the illest punchlines u've heard right here. It cud be from any MC but make sure you name tha MC and the name of the track. Aight!!!!!!!!!!!

Not just punchlines,It cud be metaphors,wordplays or just some sick lines like this down here.Let's keep it comin!

"1,2,1,2 rappers i run thru
mess karate i practice gun foo" - Big L

"Big L is that ***** u expect to catch wreck on any cassette deck/
 i'm so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet" - Big L

yeah damn am just like dirt in the booth
am the truth
i dont need to go to church in a suit
each verse is the proof
i drink a 100 proof
cop searching the coup
i got some herb in the boot

METHOD MAN FEAT OLD DIRTY BASTARD
Dirty Mef

Dear Mr. Toilet, now i'm the Sh*t/
i got this haters pissed/
'cause my toilet papers thick/

            - Lil' Wayne

(Hey), i'm soooo icey/
ma chain so heavy, that ma neck don't like me!/

              - Jibbs

Killing ain't good, but somebody just gotta do it

           - Tupac

. . .99% of your fans are high heels. . ./

           - Canibus (LL Cool J diss)

. . .ask Canibus, he don't understand this/
that's because 99% of his fans don't even exist!/

            - LL Cool J (diss/reply to Canibus)

you couldn't touch me if you gave me a massage. . .

            - Canibus

Feeling like some hardcore shit today 

One of the most cinematic verses I ever heard:

"I keep it tight for all the nights my momma prayed I'd stop
Said she had dreams that snipers hit me with a fatal shot--
Those nightmares, ma
Those dreams you say got give me chills
But the mills keep me hot--feel me?
Enough to stop the illin' right?
But at the same time these dimes keep me feeling tight
I'm so confused
OK I'm getting weeded now
I know I'm contradicting myself--look, I don't need that now
It's just once in a blue
When there's nothing to do
and the tension's too thick for my sober mind to cut through
I get to zonin'
Me and this chick on an island and we're boning
Free my mind, sometimes I hear myself moaning
Take one more toke and then I leave that weed alone, man
It got me going, "

---Jay-Z, "Feelin' It"



"That coke'll get you a long time
But when I let 'em know the dope is out
It's like America Online
Wise words spoken
and you know they say you deserve it whenever you die with your eyes open
I still hold the title
Cause I'm in the hood like them little motorcycles"

--Jadakiss, "New York"

and for a little something out of left field:

"Come through and the dig the sound
of the fly brown six - o sicko psycho who throws the d*ck around
Bound to go three plat
Came to destroy rap--it's the intricate plot of a b-boy strapped,
Get kidnapped, then release a statement to the press
let the rest know who did that
metal face terrorist--claim responsibility
broken household, name usually said in hostility
"Uhm--MF, you silly"
I'd like to take mens to the end, for two milly
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, that's the audio daily double,
Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble, yo
Watch your own back
Came in and go out alone, black
Stay in the zone, turn H20 to cognac

,  Definition supervillian: a killer who loved children
One who is well-skilled in destruction as well as building"

MF Doom, "Doomsday"

"Life is a bitch, but God forbid that bitch divorce me,
cover myself in so much ice, not even hell fire can scorch me"

              - NaS

"my style's like hell-fire, nobody wants to go there"

           - Mode9

"even if i married your moms, you still wouldn't step son" (get it?)*

            - Mode9

even tho u dissin' me, its betr than tha mumbo jumbo u poured out earlier.

I ain't pullin' my blade if I won't scar nuthin'
sheek louch ''dont mean nothin''

that is off modenines BLIMEY

So use your calculator if you don’t know how to count
multiply Jay by Nas to equal my amount -Papoose(New York Drama)

am the boss of all bosses, your favourites rappers idol
ludacris on shawna's boss

Damn I wish I was your necklace
So I could sit between your breastes
pappose on omarion's entourage

Am like a brand new foot mat i never feel defeat (the feet)                     mode 9

You ar like a sterving horse kid today is not your hay day                        mode 9

Am so under ground crude oil is on my ceilling                                          mode 9

its a cold world and am hot headed so i dont need a head warmer         mode 9

at your concert I chiar (cheer) you with what i sit on                                mode 9


can even call u a man when gatta call out ma name to get u some fans    NAS

The God son tattooed on my chest is permanent                                        NAS

no telling you need direction you are a pu*** with a yeast infection            NAS

Very ill,

". . .i cause more drama than a naked chick in the vatican"

          - Ruggedman

"Like Pokemon, i Pick at you [Pikachu]"

          -Pherowshuz (Wetin dey)

"i throw more Spears than Britney/
shoot more Rockets than Houston, u can ask Whitney"

       - Pherowshuz (Nuthin dey happen)

Y'all niggas don't want beef, you too vegetarian/
scared being a female orifice, climbed out the Caesarian/

          -NaS (Don't Buddy Yourself)

- that in my opinion has to be the hardest punch in all the ones i listed.

Oh, one more:

You better off selling clothes~and~sneakers/
'cause out of your whole crew, your flows~the~weakest/

           - Jadakiss (Checkmate)

". . .i see more MJ (Michael Jackson) in the 'hood than 50"

         - Fat Joe (My Fofo)