Illest Hip-hop Punchlines

Knowledge is the key that unlocks my voicebox
I sling rhymes from my vocal cords like a catapault

you are my strength and my song that I sing all day long
I sing in the key of life 'cause you've unlocked my tongue

I'm so far ahead of my time I had to be born twice
to catch up with my own life
yes I'm so far ahead of my time
its like my mum and pops are only meeting for the first time

I withdraw inner riches with Mic Checks (cheques)
my vocal signature on my checks (cheques) is priceless

all from me Karl Nova based in London UK. I am a London born Nigerian

go to www.myspace.com/karlnova

You want beef wit me/ take your number and get in line - 50cent

girl u look fine,
like a wide face rolex u just shine,
i like that waist-line,
let me hit u from behind,
which way u want to clime,
my style ginuwine ,
The late, great Notorious B.I.G. - "lovin u 2nite"

got shot 5 times & i'm still breathin,
livin proof there's a God if u need a reason , 
late Tupac Shakur - until the end of time

i've got a wine in my pocket,
i'm lying,
i've got a 9 in my pocket &
baby i'm just dyin 2 cock it
Eminem - "Dead wrong" with B.I.G.

2 shots from a 9, cipher divine
Mode9 - "2 shots from a 9"

sometimes i look @ life from a different angle,
don't know if i'm God's child or am Satan's angel
50 Cents - "i'm supposed 2 die 2nite"

over 18million sold &
i didn't have 2 do it with 10 or 11 yr olds
Dr. Dre - "what you say" with Eminem

i'll sell fire in hell,
water to a well
Jay-Z -

like nike a shi'n gba
b'she' wo' 'oja' lo' shi'n ra'
Lord of Ajasa - Otiya

"Heaven knows I'm as nice as hell"
-Modenine
"We ain't goin' nowhere but got SUITS n' CASES"
-Kanye west
"Wind it up like a doll,,,,,,,,,,,,Like most men,I like to catch up wit a model but I ain't used to movin' slow like ketch up in a bottle"
-Fabolous
Tired.'ll continue l8r.

"You're such a bitch, somebody probably made you out of a rib"
- Immortal Technique

"You get no props in hip-hop like feminine men
I'm iller than any plague God gave Moses to send"
- Immortal Technique

"Yo, yo, lyrically I'm infinite like possibilities
But you don't have the capability like infertility"
- Immortal Technique

@Po Deep. The dude who made this thread said we should post the illest lyrics we've heard  and the ones I'm dropping are to me the illest! LOL! hahahhahahha!

"this lyricist is like a hypnotist with rhymes
and I'm HIP with NO TIES to the dark side" Karl Nova

www.myspace.com/karlnova

@ Karl Nova
Did you do that interview on clarkboy?

@ Po Deep
I think u missed somtin in between that Lil Wayne ish

@Kaydee yes that's me on clarkyboy! I'm a London based artist doing my thing. I am part of a collective over here called GK Real. Peep my myspace and see how I get down!

One

In my mind I'ma fighter, my heart's a lighter
My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right up
An arsenic writer, author with arthritis
Carpal tunnel, Marshall with start shit-itis
Hardheaded and hotheaded, bullheaded and pigheaded
Dick-headed, a prick, a big headache - I'm sick
Quick-witted, for every lyric spitted,
There are six critics who wait for me to slip with it
So quick, this dynamite stick, bury the wick,
It's going to explode any minute - some lunatic lit it,
And it's not Nelly, do not tell me to stop yelling
When I stop selling I'll quit so, stop dwelling
I am not failing, you fuckers are not ready,
'Cause I got jelly like (Beyonce's) pot belly
This is destiny, yes money, I'm off running
So get off me, I'm not slowing or softening
-Eminem"No apologies"

Gold diggers they don't want to give a G NO KISS
When you get money they ready to DRINK YO PISS
-Papoose (true to This Sh*t)

You ever heard of Mister Cee, he use to be with Kane
Biggie Smalls, Ol' School at noon do his thang
He named the top five lyricist in the game
He mentioned Papoose, but I ain't hear your name
So I'ma quote Jay-Z, "Youse a lame," It's a shaaame
Shame, shame, shame
-Papoose (New ERA)

If I was a blood, I would split this C, like I'm Moses
- Papoose

I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans
-Papoose

evry chick i bone
can't leave d d**k alone
so i knw its one of them evry time i flip my phone
- Fabolou- Breathe

I been hesitant to reappear, been away for years
Now I'm back my adversaries been reduced to tears
Question my methods to switch up speeds, sure as some bitches bleeds
niggaz'll feel the fire of my mother's corrupted seed
2pac-ambitionz az a ridah

                                        you got the lemon and the torch
                                             (yea)  i got the limelight               mode 9

I'm from an era where niggas don't snitch you from an era where snitching is the shit,  im afraid of the future yall respect the one who got shot i respect the shooter, Jay-Z

Play with me, I'm modest til them strays hit me
Regardless the circumstances I'ma stay filthy.

                                        AZ.

I get straight, meditate like a Buddhist
I'm dropping flavoyr, my behaviour is heriditery,
But my technique is very necessary.
                                                   NWA.
I say what i do
don't make me do what i say.
                           fatal hussein.

You want to know why I invest all my money into haze and into dope
Cuz right now, I'm currently a slave for Interscope
Respect first, then money - basic shit
If you got niggaz under pressure, you could take they shit
Listen, I'ma leave you right where you stand
Have the ambulance pass ya Timberlands off right to ya man
Cuz he pussy, he ain't going to do nothin but look
When it come to beef, he don't want to do nothing but cook
As soon as the chrome scope him, right there, two in the dome
Smokin, Kiss keep funeral homes open
I fall back, smoke an ounce in the dark
Bounce on a Preme track like I bounce on a NARC
Keep playin, y'all niggaz will burn
and you know they say it takes somethin to happen for niggaz to learn
Let the .40 Cal give em a perm
This industry is like bacteria and my flow is a germ
Just mad because you'll never be as nice as I am
J to the mwah and I'll leave you right where you stand, huh,



Jadakiss on "Rite where You stand"