You Call Your Girlfriend and a Man Picks Up the Phone

I will cease to call the line again and then discard the babe.

As for the second question, I won't attack anyone, I will only discard the lady.
A broken relationship is better than a broken home.

What if the man is her father?

hmm,this kind of topic sef.The man could be anybody,ha ba.

well if i catch my man in bed with someone else i'm gon attack him and not the gurl because he could have lied to the gurl about having a gurlfriend. now if a gurl picks up his phone and tells me not to call d line anymore i'm gon wait till i see him and he better be able to explain it to me or else i don't even want to think about wat i'm gon do to him.

what if he beat you like small pikin ? _{water pass garri}

some mem are jaloers when they called thire girlfriend
when a man pucked up the phone,

they never bother to ask who did picked up the phone when i called u,
they just decide to leave the girl

that's not too spart of them,they should asked

If I call my gf and a man picks up the phone with a stern warning (I know every male in my gf's family) ,I'll know it's another lover of hers so i'll try to make him feel bad too by sending a message like one that says I just wanted my receipts for the goods she has been selling me since forever (her body) and that he shouldn't forget to collect his own receipt immediately as I met over 40 people that also came for their's in queue the previous day. That way I will burn both their cables.
On the other hand, if i caught my gf with another man, I would tell the guy to dress up and follow me the the party being organithe association of her lovers( my ex gf from that point) that the others were waiting outside and to her I"ll just tell her that she should adjust the timetable so that the customers don't clash. If the guy comes with me (unlikely), I try to know how long they've been screwing and depending on the reply I get, Osama would be getting a contract on the said girl using the guy as payment.
question:Am I smart or am I smart?
answer: I'm the smartest person I know cos I got an IQ that has an exchange rate with the dollar

Simple!! whenever she calls you and the phone is with you, give it to a girl to answer it. do it more often whenever she calls. she will get the message for what she did. 

true talk!!

the phone thing? depends on country, in naija it could be network problem, personally i dont get bothered even if her grand dad picks up the phone.

the bed thing? dont be hasty to conclude, rather tell them atleast you wont have to pay for a cinema tonight, let them go ahead while you watch ,when you are done, its GAME OVER!!!

Na the koko be that.

Well if her dad or brother picked up and said never to call again, I'd just tell her to call me or I'll ask her when it would be OK to call.

As for catching her in bed, I'd just tell her we're over.  It's better than resorting to violence with any of them. 

NETWORK WAHALA (mtn, zain, glo, starcomms) wahala, when their interconnectivity get wahala. we 4 naija know how far

WHAT THE F**k??!! I DONT THINK I NEEDS TO KNOW WHO THE MAN IS. AS FAR AS I CAUGHT THEM HAVING SEX,  I SHOULD JUST SAY HEY GUYZ HAVE FUN,  I DONT EXPECT THE MOTHER FUCKER WOMAN TO EVER THINK OF ASKING ME TO FORGIVE HER. OR ELSE. SOMEBODY GO DIE.

first i will be polite and ask whom am talking to, if it is a bad answer i will drop and that end s it.if it is say her bro,pop or any relative,i will simply apologise and drop ythe fone.i will then talk it out with her later, pronto!

Haven't yall heard of a menage au trois 

Seriously i will thank the guy for helping me expose the woman then we would collaborate and gang bang the hoe and when i am done i will kick her and the man out of my house

As for phone calls thats no big deal guys try not to make a lady know you are jealous its your calm non-chalantness that weakens them