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soulpatrol (f)
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snakes on a plane.  hated it! |
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gbade. x (m)
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1. Snake in the Monkey Shadow - movie was the sh*t when i was in Primary School, but was plain stupid
2. 95.7% of 'em retarded Nollywood flicks
3. Possibly all Bollywood flicks (it's debatable)
4. Battlefield Earth (Oh the Humanity!)
5. Babel (i slept off lyk twice watching that shit)
6. The Grudge (say what?)
7. Titanic
8. Dracula 3000 (movie was brimming full of shit to the very end, no wonder the TV was reeking of Pooh)
9. Triple 6 - the demon child (After watching that movie, i was convinced retards were let loose out of the Assylum to go pursue a looney career)
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soulpatrol (f)
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omigod i remember "snake in the monkey" shadow when i was young. back then it was ok, but now, you will have to kill me first before you can make me watch it again  |
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Po Deep (m)
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That dumb ass POWER RANGERS movie. F-ers.
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Sexyabby (f)
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''Little man'' is one of the dumbest and stupidest movie ever nd ''Norbit'' just doesnt make no sense, nd dat stupid ass movie ''The grudge'' is so wack nd its also a waste of time nd money.''Soul Plane'' is just plain stupid nd kinda nasty.I have watched so many dumb movies in my life dat I can't even remember right now.
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star01 (m)
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so plane is stupid i wonder which movie is in your top ten, BORAT?LOL
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chivaley (f)
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it has to be this one where they tried to copy coming to america. i think its called african queen or sthg. really got me mad and hey iice i love gigli!
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soulpatrol (f)
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anyone remember " 7 lucky kids"? geez, i watched it like 500 times when i was younger, but looking back i'm like what the heck was that? |
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1k001 (m)
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Nacho libre.
Is the most pointless movie i've ever seen. i wanted to go ask for my money back afterwards.
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GNature (m)
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snakes on a plane. hated it! I hated it too . I just can't understand why Samuel L. Jackson would want to be in such a mediocre movie like that. |
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anabell (f)
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epic movie,word can not explain how i felt after watchin d movie.I was mad at myself 4 buying such a stupid movie
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Po Deep (m)
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Guys, pls try making sense, u keep mentioning comedies like u don't know they're mostly spozd to be unrealistic & stupid. Thats y dey r comedies, dammit!
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moondust (m)
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Guys, please try making sense, u keep mentioning comedies like u don't know they're mostly spozd to be unrealistic & stupid. Thats y dey r comedies, dammit!
feel u there! peeps we're talkin 'bout real stinking senseless movies mine is Electra. I keep wondering who wrote that piece of crap and the moron who agreed to produce it |
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1k001 (m)
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Guys, please try making sense, u keep mentioning comedies like u don't know they're mostly spozd to be unrealistic & stupid. Thats y dey r comedies, dammit!
Ever thought that we know that they are spoofs but still hate them nontheless. Well since u claim to be sensible y don't u tell us d worst movie u've ever seen. |
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OhGrey (m)
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Any one seen 'Manhood' I couldnt even finish the movie *yawn*
@gbadex if you hated 'Grudge' you should try seeing 'Grudge2', that would make you wanna shoot the whole cast and crew.
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lafile (m)
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1. All Nigerian Home Videos (except that one with RMD, Genevieve, Bimbo Akintola and Keppy Ekpeyong)
2. Most Black, Hip-Hop influenced, 'Hood Comedies (lil man, white chicks, etc)
3. Those high school movies where the boy and the girl like each other, then fight, then end up happily ever after
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dominobaby (f)
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There's this movie Lion of Africa, the worst i tell ya. I started hating Pete Edochie after seeing that movie. Arrrrggh!
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ann marien (f)
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who has watched the movie 'bloodrayne' its about a girl named rayne and as d name implies, its truly a blood rain. very stupid movie. all they did was slash people in a very foolish manner and spill blood as if a tanker containing blood was broken or something. the bginning,middle and ending of the movie was totally meaningless. its as if the crew didn't even think before producing tne movie. useless plot. the worst horror movie of decade, it should surely win that grammy
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Po Deep (m)
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Word!
Lion of Africa(Naija) & bloodrayne were terrible. And bsides when did humans start having sex with vampires without getting infected? Cos they did in dat damn dumb bloodrayne movie.
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iice (f)
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who has watched the movie 'bloodrayne' its about a girl named rayne and as d name implies, its truly a blood rain. very stupid movie. all they did was slash people in a very foolish manner and spill blood as if a tanker containing blood was broken or something. the bginning,middle and ending of the movie was totally meaningless. its as if the crew didn't even think before producing tne movie. useless plot. the worst horror movie of decade, it should surely win that grammy
Totally agree, one of the most horrible movies ever produced. Ben Kingsley made a wrong choice in starring in that one! Only one scene was worth watching and thats when Rayne got her groove on! |
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gbade. x (m)
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@ iicey: woman, now ye are talking!!  I had to tell Po Deep to wake me up when that scene came up as i had started snored 15 minutes into the movie! Oh, another of 'em Stupidest movie to grace. . .so sorry, graze the reel:- Ultraviolet i mean, after that piece of retarded shit, my mind pratically went blank from the stupidity of it all! Hell, might as well join ol' Gramps in singing "Won kere si numba wa" when next i'm bored! |
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iice (f)
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@gbade.x for real oooUltraviolet
i mean, after that piece of retarded shit, my mind pratically went blank from the stupidity of it all! Hell, might as well join ol' Gramps in singing "Won kere si numba wa" when next i'm bored!
I was watching it on HBO, and thought ok so i'll watch it just to say i have watched it. *shudders to think of the money wasted* Seriously, from the scene she went to get the package, i lost interest and switched the channel. Pure crap! Milla Jovavich has never been one to pick correct roles, only film she made any much of an impact was in "The 6th Element". *shudders thinking of Joan of Arc, she bloody looked like she was having epileptic seizures!
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viee (f)
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@ iice & gbade damn right1 dat movie was really stupid cldnt enev see it to the end! |
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gbade. x (m)
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@ viee:
u sure as hell right about that one! I had started praying NEPA would take light to ease the pain that dumb movie caused! Couldn't even watch the blasted movie to the very end.
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lobinoxebe (m)
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could this be love, jenny and , u know him now black arrow
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Lexyhearts (f)
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my love my sorrow and true romance
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ann marien (f)
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yes ultraviolet made no sense at all. the quality of the story and the whole plot was so poor, i think it one a rasberry award for worst movie. totally pitiful, i didn't even get the end scene.MEANINGLESS. it was a struggle to watch it. can you remember the scene where her friend brought her back to life. when she asked why did u saveme he replied isn't it obvious? then she later blabbed one crappy proverb/saying that totally made no sense. seriously what was she thinking agreeing to play that stupid role? . @iice i agree with you o, she did look like she was having epileptic seizures in joan of arc.
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ann marien (f)
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no scene in bloodrayne was good. even when she was getting her groove on, the scene was crappy. what kind of wacked sex was that. i mean seriously. it was slightly pornographic. she was so horny, she only wanted to mellow down her libido( totally wild). that film is so useless . for nigerian movies we have a handful and 'could this be love' is definitely part of it. its a pity my grace amah starred in it |
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denex
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@Nella
Just gave me my best movie idea ever. I'm planning to shoot a spoof for all Nigerian homevideos and you just helped me decide what to call it:
TO GOD BE THE GLORY
or
WATCH OUT FOR PART 2!
And I see people on this thread mentioning Nigerian homevideos as their stupidest movie, some are saying this home video or that is their worst film.
The name "homevideo" is not because they are made for home viewing. I think it's because they are produced using home appliance: camcorders, actors' own wardrobe and cars, handy make-up, no studio and finally edited on personal computer. So I think the name emanated from:
Home (made) Video.
Abeg don't call Nollywood homevideo FILM anymore. There is no link between a camcorder and a professional Film camera.
Anyway, I'm trying to remember the name of the most stupid movie I've ever seen. I'll call my roommate from back in college because we watched it together. Second worst is THE HULK and ULTRAVIOLET. I can't believe it, it's a tie!!
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Po Deep (m)
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U're fucking right!
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charka
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i think the movie to win this award of stupidest movie is nigeria's WILL JESUS COME
by the time they showed scene 2 i had already forgotten wat happened in scene 1, can u imagine ho dry the movie cud be
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