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Chuckdee (m)
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THINGS WE'VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD!
1. Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better,
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo'.
7. At least one of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor, all things are possible!
10. A movie can be titled anything, such as - the boy is mine,
Two rats, Spanner, Calculator,!
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has
not - 'shelled' (twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics)!
12. You are in love, you want to take your girl out, the best
place you take her to is, Mr. Biggs, Tantalizers, the beach
or , , the best, take her to buy some new ugly clothes!
13. Gun shots and Knock-out sound the same!
14. Most times the title has absolutely nothing to do
with the movie.
15. A love story has not been produced if it does not
have one or two of the following cast actresses-
* Stella Damascus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jolade
* Rita Dominic
16. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their
counterparts in real life,
17. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year,
18. It is permissible to wear very dark shades in the night!
19. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't
matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your
legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout
because, people are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to
afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you won't be able
to send your kids to school
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