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dm (m)
You Think You Have Family Problems?
« on: December 18, 2005, 07:29 PM »

Enjoy this for your leisure.


Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said:
You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my
wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the
half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose
stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law,
my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I
am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"
And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"
hot-angel (f)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #1 on: December 18, 2005, 07:37 PM »

*looks for air*.. *breaths in and out*... *dies of laughter*..

OMG, that is funny!!!! Lawd have mercy!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
prettyH (f)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #2 on: December 18, 2005, 08:20 PM »

Thanks dm. Cheesy Enjoyed reading all ya posts.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
lauryn (f)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #3 on: December 18, 2005, 10:56 PM »

 Cheesy
queen2 (f)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #4 on: December 18, 2005, 10:57 PM »

Nice joke  Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin
nike4luv (f)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #5 on: December 18, 2005, 10:58 PM »

jeez..wow Cheesy
Oracle (m)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #6 on: December 18, 2005, 11:02 PM »

I don't know what to say, itz really funny
anyway itz a good one
xdos (m)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #7 on: December 18, 2005, 11:11 PM »

chei! Grin come is this real or some kind of a joke?
I just love it. I cudn't help lafin.

If this is family problem, I don't have any... chillout
Keep it real men... God's Grace Cheesy
Oracle (m)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #8 on: December 19, 2005, 01:29 AM »

yeah did it really happen?
i don't think sooooo
mamba (m)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #9 on: December 19, 2005, 02:59 AM »

Twisted rubbish.. Grin Grin
hot-angel (f)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #10 on: December 19, 2005, 04:06 AM »

If anyone can Cram that rubbish,  The person would be a genius. because i've been trying to cram it. It keeps getting twisted!  Cheesy Cheesy
sweetnini (f)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #11 on: December 19, 2005, 11:52 AM »

nice one
Ginz
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #12 on: December 20, 2005, 06:24 PM »

Whoever thought of this is either a genius or crazy ................ maybe even both Wink
kay9 (m)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #13 on: July 12, 2008, 02:16 PM »

 Grin Sorry people. was just browsing through the basement of NLD Jokes and - LOL - saw this. Seen it before though, but man! IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!!! Grin Grin
Thug Life (m)
Re: You Think You Have Family Problems?
« #14 on: July 12, 2008, 08:24 PM »

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