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machu_1
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What an awful thread!
Seun, you should be awarded the craziest bush animal for not locking this thread. You claim you smart but I think you SICK!
Nonsense.
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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i shouldnt av sed so. .
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Islander (f)
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Wondering why a Nation can breed so many "things" of the same mind-set, que las ti ma,
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Makamiyaki (m)
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thinking, because like minds breed together   |
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Dime (f)
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Can't wait to recieve the blessing coming my way. I miss tolu, lauren, scopio, and everybody else that misses me  |
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somze (m)
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If only you could read my mind . . .
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Dime (f)
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If only you could read my mind . . .
Thinking what could it be. |
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somze (m)
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Someone almost ruined my day . . . |
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2old4that (m)
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ehya! thank God he did not succeed |
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somze (m)
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er . . . actually, that may have been a she or a them . . . just another little nairaland discussion group (AKA Gossips)  but I am already taking strong actions |
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Gamine (f)
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wishing someone special would come right here  |
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Islander (f)
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LOL, Jackal boss looked all over for you, Now the snakes and rats have gone from stealing passwords to constructing false emails. Those mangy mongrels just wouldn't take a hint, Bunch of jobless baboons. First I was Jaynie sending them YIM's, now one of my "friends" sent them emails. Gosh! bitches and jobless clowns just won't let up. ISLANDER doesn't need fake username or fake friends to reap havoc, It's innate assholes, @Gamine, cheer up missy  |
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Jackal (m)
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@ Gamine, Where have u been? I thunk i had lost u. Dayuuuuuuuum, can't u get a return ticket to the UK this Xmas? The cold is killing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ Islander, Snakes and rats at it again? Those buncha sexual-deviants will do anything to bring u down. They have a new posse known as THE ASSOCIATION OF MENTAL-HANDICAPS. Keep ya head up and shoot anything that moves . . . . .no exceptions. |
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Gamine (f)
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Awww, im sowwwwy you know im having a family trip to another country  i sooo want to be with u!!  Babiee, but we will see next year even that is sooo far away |
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Islander (f)
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@ Islander, Snakes and rats at it again? Those buncha sexual-deviants will do anything to bring u down.
They have a new posse known as THE ASSOCIATION OF MENTAL-HANDICAPS. Keep ya head up and shoot anything that moves . . . . .no exceptions. ROFLMFSAO, Too bad they don't have what it takes to mingle with an Island cutie like moi, I will eat them up, then spit them out, Bunch of nitwits. It's a pity, They waste so much time discussing me, and less time job hunting, Islander is Nairaland Hitler, so they better be on their guard, LOL |
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Jackal (m)
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@ Gamine, Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Family trip to where? Hell Nah . . . . . .start dreaming up excuses why u cannot make the trip with your family. Errrm, errrm, Aerotisis, Barotrauma, Nausea and whatever u can think of to stop your ol' man from taking u along. You must come to England next month or kill a full-blooded young man(Chacal)  @ Islander, Of course. They don't have the gall to last in a battlefield. Its so nauseating to know a group of ninnies will form a posse and start causing chaos on a forum. I think Admin needs to do something to their single digit IQs before they turn this place into a market square! |
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Gamine (f)
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awww this is like standing between the devil and the deep blue sea!!!! Babiee, u know i will choose u anytym! but my dad still pays my school fees ooh Why don't u come down to naija, u will be able to see me before i go back to school |
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Jackal (m)
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@ Gamine, At this rate, i will make u marry your Dad if u don't listen to me. Granted, he pays your school fees but can u compare that to the quality time i am going to give u. I have just copped a black card from American Express and Selfridges and Harrods is close to where i stay. Think about this offer . . . . . Its mouth-watering!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want me to come to Nig? Lagos wont be so much fun by the time u get back. You are too book-wormish to have ma time in January so i wont be caught in that bait of yours. Get your ass to jand! |
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Jackal (m)
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@ Gamine, See for just one day and spend a week in the country? Thats unacceptable. I am going to be taking u away for 4 days at least so work out your strategy!!!!! The weather forecast keep saying its going to be freezing cold next month . . . .I am going to need loads of ya warmth!!!! On the flip side . . . .maybe i should come to Nigeria. When excatly are u coming back from your trip? Lemme know so i can analyse the situation . . . . |
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Gamine (f)
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Jackal, your love is wicked ooh all these terms and conditions, anyways, i will be back from my trip by the 4th of Jan so whats it going to be, where r u sef?? i have missed u ooh |
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Jackal (m)
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@ Gamine,
Wicked love? Nahhhhhhh. . . . . .
I don't do anything cruel and i am confident u can live with these conditions.
4th of January is not that bad but be prepared to resume for school 2 weeks later.
Miss u too.
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Gamine (f)
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HAAa SEE person wey dey say he love person you wan make me fail!!! i have exams starting on the 8th ooh!! Please we will see before i travel and when i come back Abeg ooh. What have u been up to im missing ya like craaaaaaaaaaaazy can't get u on YIm wetin dey hap! |
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Jackal (m)
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You have exams on the 8th of Jan? Damn . . . . . . Anyways, i think the only option left is for u to travel to the UK. Tell your dad u are going on a field trip to see Rutherford's experiments in Manchester . . .He should believe that. Start packing your bags and leave Nig before 20th of december. . . . I don't want u to fail. Nothing is really happening . . . .Its freezing down here. Read very hard before u travel and lets hope u can retain what u have read till the 8th. Ya sister told me u have got a good retentive memory. Lest i forget, bring some goodies for me. . . . . |
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Islander (f)
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errmmmm, Lovey birds in da house, ( Just remember folks weddings are my favourite recreational sport _ @topic Wondering why the hell can't this "she man" leave me alone. What is he gaining from comstructing all those emails and viles, asshole Why can't he seek help for his sexuality problem instead of being such a dork, |
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Jackal (m)
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@ Islander,
Who is this she-male disturbing u?
What actually went down and why is he after your ass?
Fill me in . . . .
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Islander (f)
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Boss Buenos dias. Como esta usted? ( waiting for the mail so I can send my YIM
We will chat in privacy, then I will spill it all for you,
BTW, how are you?
I am tired as hell( and have to see 4 clients today)
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jejelolatu (f)
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am thinking "what the eff"
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Jackal (m)
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@ Islander, I don't have your e-mail addy. |
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