40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With A Woman

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's adifference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING.You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.Stroking her gently through her undies can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST.When you get to the privates-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-privates, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-privates. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what'snecessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just liethere. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions.If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck,if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen

I'm amused by how majority of the list has to do with the boobs. Someone must have really scarred the author.

Hmm @ 6, 7, 10, 14, 24, esp 25

Rofl @ 28 and 29. hilarious.

This is good!!!!!!! Very true!!!!! I wonder why the guys are silent because its true. Yeah, the nipples are not meant to be chewed upon and definitely we are not porn queens to have your come all over us. Very True!!! I hope the boys can learn what it takes to be real men (that is for the BOYS).

Coco29,

Thanks for that lovely post,well done girl.I think the key to good sex is all about communication,people differ on what they consider as good sex.

On mistake 17,I always prefer when the woman takes off my clothing,I love taking of a woman's clothing  myself slowly,leaving the pants on for later.I actually like shagging with her pants pulled to one side;don't ask me why because I don't know

On mistakes 18,19, going to fast and hard I think thats  right the man tires quickly and comes too fast,at-least that whats happens to me.

On mistakes 28, I love it when a woman rides me,with her on top grinding away,her clits gets good massage from the base of the privates and I have good access to the breast and her a$$ gets good massage too.

On mistake 24; nudging her head down,big no no,don't like it,

Had Anal Sex with only one woman,She suggested it,its crazy but she Cu-ms like crazy from anal sex,its an acquired taste.

I always find out what turns a woman on,how she likes oral to kissing,what position makes her cu-m etc,but all in all she must ride me period.

now now mr don't think for one minute that it is easy to be doing that thing you love, yeah when she is w and grding. 


you like pulling knicker to one side because it is naughty it is like a quicky 

deafness, ?

@coco29
great job girl!got some pointers from there

@uspry
don't mind me asking but are u saying ure deaf?

@uspry1
thanks for clearing that up!great stats on the deaf population too,u really rock

@odada

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I currently learn about Nigeria/Yoruba culture in order for me to understand Yoruba friendship better. It seems little complex for me to learn everything for 6 months so far.

I learn Nigeria history that i find it interesting but sadly heart-broken. All my life, I know Africa little under old-fashioned way, but now I did not know that it has been changed modern cultures. I broke my comfort zone believing TV media NO MORE, focus on Nigeria real thing beside 419 sites.

Wearing hearing aids is more benefit to me to pick up sounds such as car horn blowing, dogs barking, door knocking, listening music, hearing people laughing/talking.

I was born hearing until age 18 months old (1 1/2 yr old) become deaf caused by wrong ear infection medicine that is designated for adult, not for toddlers---damaged my nerve parts of my both ears.

Starting preschool with deaf education (later called mainstreamed school) at age 3 that is sponsored by a major hospital at that time my parent were poverty (today's working middle-class). The hospital paid for fully education from age 3 through 22 (preschool all the way to University, nothing I pay for it except for books/supplies/dorm room deposits). It provided me free audiology (free hearing aids), free speech therapy, and free education.

Sadly today US government cut the budget for free educations, rehabilitative services, housing services etc, for deaf people, especially cut for state-sponsored deaf institutional, sending those deaf students to other cities or other state even mainstreamed schools prior close the outdated smaller deaf institutional.

@Badman888

Why not start with you telling us women, what are 40 mistakes Women make while having sex with a man?

well said girl
keep it up

lol
keep it comin

nice list, very familiar with #3, #9, #23, guys take note!

Wow. Interesting, everything you've been saying so far.

This is very interesting and i would say that you start a new thread about it. 
Seun (the admin), doesnt welcome discussions that don't have anything to do with a thread.

I want to learn more about what you are saying, so please start a thread and post the link on here. That way the purpose of this thread stands, and you can educate through your thread too. 

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Anyways back to topic. This is definitely Awesome and ohhh soo TRUE!!!