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A Very Ugly Woman by Labans(m): 8:45am On Feb 20, 2007
A very ugly woman walks into Mr Biggs with her two kids.
The Mr Biggs Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Maneater1(f): 10:36am On Feb 20, 2007
grin funny.
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by oge4real(f): 11:59am On Feb 20, 2007
hmmn lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by tblack(m): 12:34pm On Feb 20, 2007
Hmmn cool
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by funty(f): 10:49pm On Feb 20, 2007
shocked dat's got 2 hurt the woman. nice one, really funny.
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Labans(m): 1:23pm On Feb 21, 2007
funty:

shocked[s] that's got 2 hurt the woman. nice one, really funny[/s].

You can say that again grin grin grin grin
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by daznitro(m): 3:27pm On Feb 21, 2007
if she can buy food to eat dont you think she can be a dick to dig.
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Labans(m): 5:19pm On Feb 21, 2007
daznitro:

if she can buy food to eat don't you think she can be a privates to dig.



Well, that depends on your measurement! lol undecided undecided
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by iice(f): 5:23pm On Feb 21, 2007
Ouch lol grin grin
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by GeeCee(m): 3:46pm On Sep 06, 2010
ouch
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Mauricemoh: 12:08am On Sep 09, 2010
Nice one from you my guy,more of it from :

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Re: A Very Ugly Woman by hectorswag(m): 2:19am On Sep 09, 2010
:p
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by yme1(f): 10:10pm On Sep 09, 2010
Lol grin grin
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Jezzybrown(m): 10:34pm On Sep 09, 2010
eew now thats just wicked
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Godmother(f): 8:29pm On Sep 10, 2010
Lol grin Im sure the Greeter was fired after that.Good one
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Vic2k3(m): 8:40pm On Sep 10, 2010
@post 9ice 1 but ugly is not in my dictionary
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Vic2k3(m): 8:42pm On Sep 10, 2010
@post 9ice joke. But sorry the word ugly is not in my dictionary
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by oladayo042: 9:44pm On Sep 10, 2010
:d :d :d :d
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Jezzybrown(m): 6:12pm On Sep 13, 2010
Vic2k3:

@post 9ice joke. But sorry the word ugly is not in my dictionary
wonder what you look like!!
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Nobody: 6:23pm On Sep 13, 2010
Heh! Vic that looks like an insult from jezzy
@poster that was a very good and funny joke
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by babyme1(f): 8:49pm On Sep 13, 2010
There is no such word as ugly. Nice joke sha
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Vic2k3(m): 8:58pm On Sep 13, 2010
^^ Sky tnx 4 backing me. But i'm still mad @ u sha
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Vic2k3(m): 9:01pm On Sep 13, 2010
@JEZZYBROWN i don't hve time 2 count sand wit u. Cos ur bf cannot b handsome as i am. Moreover i certify u as blind(no offence)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by babyme1(f): 9:34pm On Sep 13, 2010
Haba Vick, wetin i do na?
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by EfemenaXY: 10:28pm On Sep 13, 2010
My joke - I posted this first!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Jezzybrown(m): 10:14am On Sep 14, 2010
Vic2k3:

@JEZZYBROWN i don't hve time 2 count sand wit u. Cos your bf cannot b handsome as i am. Moreover i certify u as blind(no offence)
W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R dude
but dude i am a guy.
'FREAK'
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Nobody: 10:20am On Sep 14, 2010
funny grin
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Vic2k3(m): 10:20am On Sep 14, 2010
^^ Sorry but i don't understand gibberish. Pls nxt time try speaking english
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Jezzybrown(m): 10:34am On Sep 14, 2010
now someone is getting angry.
com'on bro its nothing personal.
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Vic2k3(m): 10:40am On Sep 14, 2010
No, i'm not. Mayb u were guessing so i 4give ur ignorance.
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by Kunbee: 10:35pm On Sep 15, 2010
Na wa o cheesy
Re: A Very Ugly Woman by creampy(f): 11:04pm On Sep 15, 2010
good one

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