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Labans (m)
A Very Ugly Woman
« on: February 20, 2007, 08:45 AM »

A very ugly woman walks into Mr Biggs with her two kids.
The Mr Biggs Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

Man-eater (f)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman
« #1 on: February 20, 2007, 10:36 AM »

 Grin funny.
oge4real (f)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman
« #2 on: February 20, 2007, 11:59 AM »

hmmn Lips sealed Lips sealed
tblack (m)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman
« #3 on: February 20, 2007, 12:34 PM »

Hmmn Cool
funty (f)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman
« #4 on: February 20, 2007, 10:49 PM »

Shocked  that's got 2 hurt the woman. nice one, really funny.
Labans (m)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman
« #5 on: February 21, 2007, 01:23 PM »

Quote from: funty on February 20, 2007, 10:49 PM
Shocked that's got 2 hurt the woman. nice one, really funny.

You can say that again Grin Grin Grin Grin
daznitro (m)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman
« #6 on: February 21, 2007, 03:27 PM »

if she can buy food to eat don't you think she can be a privates to dig.
Labans (m)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman
« #7 on: February 21, 2007, 05:19 PM »

Quote from: daznitro on February 21, 2007, 03:27 PM
if she can buy food to eat don't you think she can be a privates to dig.



Well, that depends on your measurement! lol Undecided Undecided
iice (f)
Re: A Very Ugly Woman
« #8 on: February 21, 2007, 05:23 PM »

Ouch lol Grin Grin
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