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Epon Agbo! (m)
Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« on: February 21, 2007, 01:20 AM »

I think I may have a problem.May be not on second tots.Despite what the recent population figures make us believe,I think there are too many women in this country.Any direction you turn to,you can't help but notice them,This is making it harder for a young man like me to think of monogamy!And the girls don't help matters either,seems like they are out to provoke the men folk.Things will soon get out of hand.don't be surprised if there is an increase in the incidence of rape.I guess most men may not bear the pressure for long.Ladies beware!Start shopping for iron pants
uspry1 (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #1 on: February 21, 2007, 01:29 AM »

Borrow a blind person's dark sunglasses to wear yourself stop looking at women.

Buy mule/donkey's harness to put on your head stop looking at women.

Go ahead stealing a blacksmith to make iron pants for you to lock your private area up!!! Grin
iice (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #2 on: February 21, 2007, 01:52 AM »

Quote from: uspry1 on February 21, 2007, 01:29 AM
Borrow a blind person's dark sunglasses to wear yourself stop looking at women.

Buy mule/donkey's harness to put on your head stop looking at women.

Go ahead stealing a blacksmith to make iron pants for you to lock your private area up!!! Grin

LMFAO Grin Grin

@Topic, shoooo get something to occupy your mind
j-girl (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #3 on: February 21, 2007, 02:10 AM »

Abi oh @ iice

There is something called self control.
You're a man.
Find it, use it and keep it.
ima1 (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #4 on: February 21, 2007, 02:14 AM »

a s shole, keep it in ur pants.
Epon Agbo! (m)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #5 on: February 21, 2007, 02:19 AM »

hey baby,that is so hostile.guess u no am tellin d truth,may be you're a culprit 2.

na wa o!dese Naija forum gals r hostile
ima1 (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #6 on: February 21, 2007, 02:20 AM »

God forbid bad thing
Epon Agbo! (m)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #7 on: February 21, 2007, 02:23 AM »

this ima chick,e bi like say u b calabar girl!hnmmmmm!
ima1 (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #8 on: February 21, 2007, 02:23 AM »

lol and so
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #9 on: February 21, 2007, 02:26 AM »

Quote from: ima1 on February 21, 2007, 02:14 AM
a s shole, keep it in your pants.
lol lol l***aughing my ass off***
cheavroi (m)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #10 on: February 21, 2007, 11:23 AM »

i think basically that nowadays they tend to dress more provocating and as a result u tend to notice them.they mite actually be more m Grin
Bolarge (m)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #11 on: February 21, 2007, 12:05 PM »

  Na today? E don tey.
But God dey keep I'm own sha.
Rhea (m)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #12 on: February 21, 2007, 02:58 PM »

Quote from: Epon Agbo! on February 21, 2007, 01:20 AM
I think I may have a problem.May be not on second tots.Despite what the recent population figures make us believe,I think there are too many women in this country.Any direction you turn to,you can't help but notice them,This is making it harder for a young man like me to think of monogamy!And the girls don't help matters either,seems like they are out to provoke the men folk.Things will soon get out of hand.don't be surprised if there is an increase in the incidence of rape.I guess most men may not bear the pressure for long.Ladies beware!Start shopping for iron pants

If your Jacob dey misbehave, go Allen go carry somethin
Plenty things dey there Cheesy
When you catch small Syphili plus HIV on top
You go blind by force Grin
McDreamy
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #13 on: February 22, 2007, 12:39 AM »

The Golden Rule

Look but don't Touch

Touch but don't Taste

Taste but don't Swallow

Swallow but don't Digest


Need I continue,

Epon Agbo, carry go jare until your balls become blue!

But women sha, hmmm, I keep my lips sealed  Lips sealed

before iice,jgirl,ima1,omoeko et al tear me apart
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #14 on: February 22, 2007, 12:42 AM »

Quote from: McDreamy on February 22, 2007, 12:39 AM
The Golden Rule

Look but don't Touch

Touch but don't Taste

Taste but don't Swallow

Swallow but don't Digest


Need I continue,

Epon Agbo, carry go jare until your balls become blue!

But women sha, hmmm, I keep my lips sealed

before iice,jgirl,ima1,omoeko et al tear me apart
NA WA O, I WAS going to SAY SOMETHING BUT I WILL COME BACK TO U LATER ***am coming for u***
j-girl (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #15 on: February 22, 2007, 12:53 AM »

McDreamy, nice name. Where did you get it from? Grey's anatomy?
As for the carry on thing, you better recognize Cheesy

What do guys want us to do?  Wear Kaftans?
Epon Agbo! (m)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #16 on: February 22, 2007, 01:24 AM »

I blive I spoke d truth given d pasionate responses of my sistas online.

Always known women 2 defend them selves violently!
McDreamy
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #17 on: February 22, 2007, 04:02 AM »

@OmoEko, am waiting.   *shaking in me timbs in anticipation*

@jgirl, u bet, its frm Grey's. U girls should be wearing boubous!

@Ramballs, u know women now *conspiratorial wink*
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #18 on: February 22, 2007, 05:36 AM »

Quote from: McDreamy on February 22, 2007, 04:02 AM
@OmoEko, am waiting. *shaking in me timbs in anticipation*

don't wait for too long, because if i start i wouldn't stop. hissing, so ride on my man
McDreamy
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #19 on: February 22, 2007, 02:20 PM »

Scared or what?  Shocked
j-girl (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #20 on: February 22, 2007, 08:38 PM »

Oh my! I'm in love with your username, profile pic and your siggy @ McDreamy

If women wear boubous, you think our shapes still don't show? (for a lot of us). Why can't men take their eyes off? We control ourselves around fine guys with shirts off.

Answer to Epon Agbo, tell your gender mates to close their eyes on the road if they see a fine girl and imagine fellow rams. A guy that fantasizes raping a ram has serious psychological problems
McDreamy
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #21 on: February 23, 2007, 01:15 AM »

That's kool j-girl! Good to see that you are a United fan! *am blushing*

Heard the song - Can't take my eyes off you? It was bcus of women the guy sing am

So you think you can really control yourself when a dude takes off his shirt?

OK, lets test that  -  *McDreamy hollers at Tyson Beckford & Usher. Please take off ur shirts guys. SCREAMS heard!!! McDreamy jumps out of his skin. Turns to see j-girl & cohorts screaming their heads off! *
j-girl (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #22 on: February 23, 2007, 01:38 AM »

lol - possible but at least we don't rape them or imagine ourselves raping them. That's what epon said. That the rate of rape incidence will soon rise because of what we wear.
McDreamy
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #23 on: February 23, 2007, 02:41 AM »

Shuu! J-girl, u never hear about girls raping guys? them plenty o! & not only nymphos

FYI, Ramballs was speaking for himself

*how can we chat? are u on YM?*
iice (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #24 on: February 23, 2007, 02:44 AM »

Quote from: j-girl on February 23, 2007, 01:38 AM
That's what epon said. That the rate of rape incidence will soon rise because of what we wear.

Na so oohh
j-girl (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #25 on: February 23, 2007, 02:52 AM »

@ McDreamy, sure I'm on YIM, you'll give you you id when we're both online

I've heard of raping guys but girls being raped is more common. If girls are oppressing by what they wear, then  boys should start oppressing us - or wait, they've already started because of all those tight ripping shirts they wear but you don't see their own rate rising
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #26 on: February 24, 2007, 12:57 AM »

Quote from: McDreamy on February 22, 2007, 02:20 PM
Scared or what?  Shocked
ME SCARE ABEG U KNOW ME WELL AND AM SURE U HAVE READ MY POST.
McDreamy
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #27 on: February 24, 2007, 03:01 AM »

Then prove it!

Which one be all this grammar?Huh

Angry
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #28 on: February 24, 2007, 03:22 AM »

Quote from: McDreamy on February 24, 2007, 03:01 AM
Then prove it!

Which one be all this grammar?Huh

 Angry
i can't reply now because am too done.
maybe some other time Grin Grin Grin
j-girl (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #29 on: February 24, 2007, 05:46 AM »

Omo Eko, you can't allow him feel happy like that now! Abeg - attack him quick!
McDreamy
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #30 on: February 24, 2007, 12:09 PM »

j-girl, whose side you dey now?

omo-eko, FYI, when doing battle the most important factor you have is the element of surprise.

You know what, you just lost it.
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Help O!i Am Almost Overwhelmed
« #31 on: February 24, 2007, 06:17 PM »

Quote from: McDreamy on February 24, 2007, 12:09 PM
j-girl, whose side you dey now?

omo-eko, FYI, when doing battle the most important factor you have is the element of surprise.

You know what, you just lost it.
J-girl is on my side

McDreamy i didn't lost ohhh i just decided not to comment to  your dumb logic towards women that all. Grin Grin Grin



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