How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.

Hey you all, i know that you all have been in situations when that sex animal in you wants lose on that poor innocent girl or in few cases guys. so i have some suggestions that coulds save you that unwanted pregnancy or std(no condom) case or tame the beast in case momma and pappa came home earlier than you wanted (when you were about to get started (round one).

well for starter just think about Jesus Christ on the cross having died for your sins while you are about to add one more to your collection of sins.
Imagine your whole family watching you as you are about to get into the act.

These will surely have Mr ramrod or Miss black hole feeling ashamed of having risen his/her head up proudly

any bright ideas i know a lot of you guy have better ways and that is what we want lets know so that we can save our asses when needed

Aqua is crazy.

Well another way u can ..... tun off the blah blah blah in u is by thinking of HELL FIRE. How that d!ck of urs is going to burn.. and rot.

@Yemstrad Thank you for mentioning the black Hole. the black hole too will rot in hell fire.

Is it black or red.... pink.... orange... whatever

 @Mamba
 You are free to use any color as long as it is the color of the p**sy of your dream;-) .

pu$$y of ur dream black hole..baaah

Good point, Loriann. He should just cut off the Jingle bell that is jingling all the way. Merry Xmas.

What's wrong with all these girls disrespecting our sweet thingy?

Remember this joke

you guys i feel the need to add this. okay no cruelty to the male or female thingy here. it must be unharmed. remember no thingy must be harmed in this tread.

dip it in hot water, it burns

yall r terrible whoa acid? Lord have mercy! but gurls got some advantage our thingy won't show any visible sign to anybody looking.

Its true,the gurls thingy does not show when u get horny

but lol this thread is so funny

 

When girls get horny, their pant abi pantyhose will show a beautiful map of Nigeria underneath when it's taken off

You'll also see two Scud missiles wey the nipples come stand like 2 erect ramrods pointing at you from their chest, even if them wear suit abi jacket, the thing go still manage dey show..

 

If u open sex school i go come register one time sharp sharp

When babes are high, the nipples dilates and become rigid. Any slight touch during such time may lead to explosion downstairs. That is when the rough sketch of the beautiful map will be drawn.