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lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #64 on: December 31, 2005, 06:40 PM »

@ Ocho......do PM me so we agree on your salary, and fix a suitable time for lecture Grin Grin
yemstrad (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #65 on: December 31, 2005, 11:49 PM »

Quote from: ocho on December 31, 2005, 06:24 PM
all of una don wuere. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy no be so i dey do bizwax sha Wink

How u dey take do am? I'm ready to comply 100%.
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #66 on: January 01, 2006, 09:10 AM »

hahahahaha! father lord! @lexy: shey time? and na lecture with book we dey yarn so shey? make i no go enter watin pass my power. so as 4 salary,hmmmmmm, 50grand for 3 hrs of serious coaching, abi how you see am? lol
@yemstard: lol lol lol see, a sharp brother don already huzzle leave u behind. I'm don talk MONEY MATTER Wink na so i dey do my own Bizwax  Grin
yemstrad (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #67 on: January 01, 2006, 02:12 PM »

Quote from: ocho on January 01, 2006, 09:10 AM
@yemstard: Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy see, a sharp brother don already huzzle leave u behind. I'm don talk MONEY MATTER Wink na so i dey do my own Bizwax Grin

hhmmm......thinking...............Ok, i'll do more than that. How about 60 Grand. Lets make it that of the person with the highest bid.
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #68 on: January 01, 2006, 08:07 PM »

okay,I'm liking your bid already Wink.............@lexy.........what's your next move?
yemstrad (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #69 on: January 02, 2006, 08:34 AM »

U should trust that when big guys are negotiating, the smaller one normally keep quiet. I know he is not going to further his bid for u.
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #70 on: January 02, 2006, 08:58 AM »

i'm giving him a shot.............all in the spirit of the new year Grin.........oya, lexy ooo Roll Eyes
lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #71 on: January 02, 2006, 02:59 PM »

infact, because of the BARACUDAS on this thread, I will make it 80grand for 2hrs....... please let me know when lecture will commence, so I put everything right......... tell that other rival of mine to back off..... lest I release the dogs for him...... Angry
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #72 on: January 02, 2006, 07:14 PM »

@yemstrad: see, i trusted my insticts and what did i get? 80grand for 2hrs  Cool
ok lexy like say we go start to make plans. Wink............, but wait o! na expensive girl i be, so we go fit raise that money go 150grand for 2hrs? na better deal for better service be that o Cheesy
lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #73 on: January 02, 2006, 08:50 PM »

mmmm.... interesting......I give u that, and 4grand for ue feeding expenses everyday..... and u re gona be driven in my limohummer to the lecture centre from ur house @ everyday of lecture.....
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #74 on: January 02, 2006, 11:29 PM »

Now you're talking. Lexy, you've got ur self a lecturer  Cool  Cheesy
yemstrad (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #75 on: January 03, 2006, 10:25 AM »

Quote from: ocho on January 02, 2006, 11:29 PM
Now you're talking. Lexy, you've got your self a lecturer Cool Cheesy

Since u've made up ur mind to go for LazyFlaxy Grin Grin Grin, i'll leave u to ur decision untill u discover he is a lazy guy. Then u'll come back to me. The oracle will always be at the corner of the house for the wise one to consult. 
lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #76 on: January 03, 2006, 12:51 PM »

na wa. so when eagles re talking, chicking chicken of ur kind still have the ounce to raise voice...... Ocho, tell him to pay for ur  2days Launch at Royal Suites....... wetin dey hook u..... Ocho, as we were saying before the dragon interupted.... lets fix days and time of lecture now.......wetin u think
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #77 on: January 03, 2006, 11:24 PM »

@yemstrad:if u offer me higher, then you've got ur self a deal Wink lol
@ lexy: we can start making plans, nothign dey happen Cool lol
Queenzy (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #78 on: January 03, 2006, 11:28 PM »

Thats my Ocho Kiss
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #79 on: January 04, 2006, 12:11 AM »

na so na!  Wink  Cool  Cheesy na real Nigerian girl i be, we drop it like it's hot  Wink  Cheesy
yemstrad (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #80 on: January 04, 2006, 11:02 AM »







The oracle will always be at the corner of the house for the wise one to consult. 
lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #81 on: January 04, 2006, 09:50 PM »

ooooho, u wan consult Oracle when u see say ur hand no reach?  Grin Grin yeye Grin
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #82 on: January 05, 2006, 12:33 AM »

lol lol lol una too funny lol lol
lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #83 on: January 05, 2006, 12:37 PM »

no mind the bobo........ e no reach na..e just wan try...... Grin
yemstrad (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #84 on: January 05, 2006, 02:06 PM »

Quote from: lexyflexy on January 05, 2006, 12:37 PM
no mind the bobo........ e no reach na..e just wan try...... Grin

Lazy but Flashy, no just run your mouth o 'because i dey here dey perfect my strategies.

Baba God thank you o. I swear I no go gree for Lexy.
michelin89 (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #85 on: January 05, 2006, 02:14 PM »

ocho you bad ooo
lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #86 on: January 05, 2006, 06:14 PM »

if u no wan green u yellow... egbe
Queenzy (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #87 on: January 05, 2006, 07:42 PM »

 Huh
ocho (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #88 on: January 06, 2006, 03:30 AM »

@ michelin89 : Wink Grin
i still dey laugh lol lol lol
Queenzy (f)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #89 on: January 06, 2006, 04:07 AM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
yemstrad (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #90 on: January 06, 2006, 05:34 PM »

Quote from: lexyflexy on January 05, 2006, 06:14 PM
if u no wan green u yellow... egbe

Your scale don dey full small small. People no go believe say na because of woman by the time i finish with u.
From your handle, it appears you are flexible; i'll just break you into two equal parts  Grin Grin Grin
lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #91 on: January 07, 2006, 04:29 PM »

u fit break rubber.....hmmm.... be like say u wan.........
deejay1 (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #92 on: March 30, 2007, 05:32 PM »

lol u can try 2 cut it off so that can get rid ( i mean totally) of the animal instinct in u that make u feel horny
gilgee (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #93 on: June 26, 2007, 12:20 PM »

Lol dang u guys are really xxxxxy. omg.
Anyhooz, when d urge comes
try remembering those owing u, or better still make u imagine yourself as aids/hiv patient. Maybe d conrod go mellow, or d pinky abyss go contract/shrink lol.
   Hope this one works out good results
gilgee (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #94 on: June 26, 2007, 12:21 PM »

Lol dang u guys are really xxxxxy. omg.
Anyhooz, when d urge comes
try remembering those owing u, or better still make u imagine yourself as aids/hiv patient. Maybe d conrod go mellow, or d pinky abyss go contract/shrink lol.
   Hope this one works out good results
lexyflexy (m)
Re: How to immediately turn off the horny animal instinct in you.
« #95 on: August 28, 2007, 12:36 PM »

@ gilgee
Na which book U thief this wan from  Grin
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