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yemstrad (m)
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I think the girl has a serious mission to accomplish in this guy's life. Let us give her the chance to do just that, then we can start to worry about the funeral.
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funloving (m)
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Nymphomaniac !!!! That's who you are stuck with right now. If I were you I would talk with her and if she doesn't accept, brother borrow leg and run before we gather in your village to do funeral mass. How will the announcement go: "We regret to announce the passing away of our brother who died due to excessive sex"  |
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mamba (m)
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Why are you guys talking like weaklings noww? Are you now trying to say you aint up to the task? |
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damygurl (f)
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small small o! dats too much now! u sure say d gurl is not using sex drugs?
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yemstrad (m)
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Why are you guys talking like weaklings noww? Are you now trying to say you aint up to the task? Abeg Mamba, no talk dis one here o. Which kind task be that? Sex every other day? Kokoro (insect) dey inside the girl KINI wey dey scratch am. Make the guy go buy plenty dildo for her because one no go reach (Dildo self go tire). |
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spikedcylinder
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You have sex everyday of the month?Even when she's on her period?Or her periods never come?  |
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thelastdon (m)
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She don lost her period and dog don carry am............... dts it.......... i just pray say no be d girl go kill am............. the best thing to do now is to bring the girl on Nl for interview.......... Aye  .........abi how una see am |
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Bishop (m)
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Please refer your girlfriend to me i think i can help you with the job whil you concetrate more on your work.
Paly,if you like your girlfiend then you must like her with all her short comings,i wish you well in this new year.
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yemstrad (m)
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Me too dey wish you happy new year but no carry dis kind girl enter 2006 abeg. I take God beg u.
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rikkyjen (m)
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ol' boy...you better stop straffing...abi do you want your d!ck to bend?...arent u tired of licking that particular honeypot....Infact ol'boy your pole deserves an Oscar award for ramming into a hole consistently without seeing the four walls of ST NICHOLAS Hospital!!!! |
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ariel (f)
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I'm not calabar, but point of correction calabar girls are not nymphos, they just like sex and are good at it, they enjoy it (most girls do, they just won't say). my dear originator pls look at ways to make her satisfied so she does not always ask, maybe u r not doing a good job, and it's not good to kiss and tell it does not show dignity, love and respect on your part, lemme ask u? in future when u get married is this what u will be doing? Think again!  But then all your posts on nairaland are so funny, they make one laugh big time |
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comechop (m)
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Personally, i think the post is a fake, and the story is a fake albeit funny. Think about it for a sec..just a sec. It is physically impossible.
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yemstrad (m)
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I would agree with Ariel that may be the originator of this thread is not doing enough to satisfy his partner. But what if she has insatiable appetite for sex?
@...Comechop....I don't think the story is fake. There is no need for him stating the exclussion of her menstral period as we all know that sex during that period is a nasty or untidy way of life. What the thread implies is that, every other day outside the menstral period is for sex.
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Horseman (m)
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Na wa o o o o. Do not make this sound like a death sentence. My guy, toughen up. U can survive! I have a friend that told me he made love to his girlfriend everyday(except the days of red flags) for 2 straight years. I was so shocked that I decided to try it.  I've done the same for 4 months running now, no shaking. It just gets better and better everyday.  If u do not enjoy, it please, slow down. But, if you do, give it a go: some of us dey your back like a hump, my broda. |
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IAH (f)
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For real, aren't couples supposed to be making love everyday?
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smartsoft (m)
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hummm...better run ohhhhhhhh.. on a more serious note men.. just try talk her
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yemstrad (m)
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For real, aren't couples supposed to be making love everyday?
Is is practicable to have sex everyday? Apart from it being energy sapping, what about the mind. Sex is a thing of the mind. Are u saying it must cross the mind everyday. The instruments used for such purpose i.e. PP (Pleasure Pole) and HH (Honey Hole) will get weak and both partners will look older than their age. My sister, e be like say u take style support sex everyday o. |
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thelastdon (m)
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since last year..........una still dey for this tlk........en?
I no get anything to tlk about again for this thread
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yemstrad (m)
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since last year..........una still dey for this tlk........en?
I no get anything to tlk about again for this thread
OK dude, the gate to this thread is wide open. Free entrance, free exit. |
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thelastdon (m)
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You............. Yemi omo iya alata........
I know you wont stop posting on this thread......... u no dey hear word.......... Ikun
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michelin89 (f)
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i don't have anything against love making but when it's too much, it too much the girl vagina is now like all those pornostars' the boy penis...don't you that when you continue wearing the same slippers for long, from it 7cm it becomes 3cm??  well i hope it won't happen to you but of course your sexual desire for this girl will surely go down! |
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thelastdon (m)
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i don't have anything against love making but when it's too much, it too much the girl vagina is now like all those pornostars' the boy penis...don't you that when you continue wearing the same slippers for long, from it 7cm it becomes 3cm?? well i hope it won't happen to you but of course your sexual desire for this girl will surely go down! Yepa! |
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michelin89 (f)
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wetin?? kilode? <--is it like this?? yoruba people no eat me alive if e no correct ooo
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thelastdon (m)
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pppl wey sweet.we no eat....let alone u.......na wa oh!
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michelin89 (f)
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che caz*o hai scritto? what the fu*k did you write? |
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thelastdon (m)
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no be your fault...........na because u dey wash plate for italy....... no wahala.......I know wetin to do u
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michelin89 (f)
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thelastdon no wonder you dey live for portharcourt. that guy for nite of a thousand laugh said the truth!
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thelastdon (m)
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wetin do ph guys
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michelin89 (f)
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you know wetin do you...
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thelastdon (m)
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and for your info..........i no dey Ph now
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