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gbeborun (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #192 on: March 09, 2007, 07:44 PM »

Quote from: Omo Eko on March 09, 2007, 07:43 PM
we are not pretending Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Woman are specialist, when it comes to chop and clean mouth. Cheesy
LuciferFan (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #193 on: March 09, 2007, 07:45 PM »

Almost all of them are bitches. I pity their guys. I have got one that I thrash (f**k) and she isn't giving it to her so-called fiance and they have been going out for more than a year. I really pity the poor guy. I do all sorts of shits with her and give her some money for her transport fare. Damn, lots of them are LIARS, PRETENDERS and finally WHORES! How I wish we could replay their escapades on nairaland,  some will commit suicide.
neelsel (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #194 on: March 09, 2007, 07:45 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 09, 2007, 07:41 PM
Well done my brother

The girls are supposed to advice the uncooperative lady on her evil ways,instead they are pretending .

Says who 4play?


We are entitled to our own rights you know, and being uncooperative just happens to be one of them,  Grin Tongue


@Davidylan I pray your soul finds peace,  Grin Grin
gbeborun (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #195 on: March 09, 2007, 07:46 PM »

@ 4Play,
wetin u expect from these girls. them go they ask 4 money and still dey give long thingy. Meanwhile them dey gbadun the thingy like mad. Abi u sef dey wait till ur wedding night? hahahahahaha
Coco29 (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #196 on: March 09, 2007, 07:47 PM »

Quote from: gbeborun on March 09, 2007, 07:46 PM
@ 4Play,
wetin u expect from these girls. them go they ask 4 money and still dey give long thingy. Meanwhile them dey gbadun the thingy like mad. Abi u sef dey wait till your wedding night? hahahahahaha


hmmmmm good idea  Grin
4 Play (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #197 on: March 09, 2007, 07:48 PM »

Quote from: neelsel on March 09, 2007, 07:45 PM
Says who 4play?


We are entitled to our own rights you know, and being uncooperative just happens to be one of them,  Grin Tongue

Yes but two and half years!Two and half bloody years without tun tun  Shocked

What's a man supposed to do?Surely you see that this is an outrage and a wicked act,all women should join hands and tell this lady to open up(literally)
gbeborun (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #198 on: March 09, 2007, 07:49 PM »

@4Play,
no mind the girls, when they are at it, them do being speak in different tongues. the moment the leave the room they become saint rosemary! abeg make una spare us THOSE flippin lies!!!!!!!!!
neelsel (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #199 on: March 09, 2007, 07:51 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on March 09, 2007, 07:48 PM
Yes but two and half years!Two and half bloody years without tun tun Shocked

 

ROFLMAO, 4play who told you that word (tun tun)? boy leave that fo island people, yo go get yo self in ah bachannal Grin Grin Grin
gbeborun (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #200 on: March 09, 2007, 07:51 PM »

anyways, i guess the wait of 2.5yrs can only happen in naija, no be for this london when i dey. Wetin happen to the Jamo gals, i go shift base one time! and quickly for that matter
gbeborun (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #201 on: March 09, 2007, 07:52 PM »

anyways, i rest my case, if ur girl no gree give u, that na ur wahala. e no concern me. but make u try the next door(u may lucky)
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #202 on: March 09, 2007, 07:54 PM »

Quote from: Lucifer on March 09, 2007, 07:45 PM
Almost all of them are bitches.
hey watch your freaking mouth abi u want me to give u a pacifier to shut your mouth


Quote from: Lucifer on March 09, 2007, 07:45 PM
Damn, lots of them are LIARS, PRETENDERS and finally WHORES!
NA WA FOR U OHHHHHHHHH, I BET U GOT NO DAMN GIRLFRIEND.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF GIRLS WILL BE INTRESTED IN A GUY WITH A FOLIATE MOUTH LIKE YOURS

hissing and rolling my eyes
Coco29 (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #203 on: March 09, 2007, 07:56 PM »

Quote from: neelsel on March 09, 2007, 07:51 PM
ROFLMAO, 4play who told you that word (tun tun)? boy leave that fo island people, yo go get yo self in ah bachannal Grin Grin Grin

lol
gina34 (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #204 on: March 09, 2007, 07:57 PM »

Bye guys, good night
neelsel (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #205 on: March 09, 2007, 07:57 PM »

I see some rejected  "lovers" have resorted to spreading hate in the air.  It's ok we all have had to deal with some really bad relationships, however verbally abusing others won't provide us with the much needed therapy we require.  How about taking it to the Lord in Prayer, it really works fellas,
Coco29 (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #206 on: March 09, 2007, 08:01 PM »

Quote from: neelsel on March 09, 2007, 07:57 PM
I see some rejected and "lovers" have resorted to spreading hate in the air.  It's ok we all have had to deal with some really bad relationships, however verbally abusing others won't provide us with the much needed therapy we require.  How about taking it to the Lord in Prayer, it really works fellas,


oooo snap
debosky (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #207 on: March 09, 2007, 08:07 PM »

Can you see the dangers of denying your man nookie, tun tun, aksion, or bonking?]

Lots of unresolved anger and pent up sexual frustration  Grin Grin Grin


say aye if you support the Good Head Act 2007!  Grin Grin Grin
davidylan (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #208 on: March 09, 2007, 08:15 PM »

Quote from: neelsel on March 09, 2007, 07:57 PM
I see some rejected "lovers" have resorted to spreading hate in the air.  It's ok we all have had to deal with some really bad relationships, however verbally abusing others won't provide us with the much needed therapy we require.  How about taking it to the Lord in Prayer, it really works fellas,

You mean people who were denied some good sex by their gfs should take it to the Lord in prayer?  Grin Grin Grin
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #209 on: March 09, 2007, 08:21 PM »

Quote from: davidylan on March 09, 2007, 08:15 PM
You mean people who were denied some good sex by their gfs should take it to the Lord in prayer? Grin Grin Grin
yes oh Cheesy Cheesy
neelsel (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #210 on: March 09, 2007, 08:26 PM »

Quote from: davidylan on March 09, 2007, 08:15 PM
You mean people who were denied some good sex by their gfs should take it to the Lord in prayer? Grin Grin Grin
It's not really denying, it's rationing. You can't be too kind and give give give. Let them wait,  Absence of an object makes the heart grows fonder. Grin Grin
davidylan (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #211 on: March 09, 2007, 08:29 PM »

Is there no law against women "rationing" what belongs to their man by right?

na wa o. This feminism sef has gone too far!
debosky (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #212 on: March 09, 2007, 08:30 PM »

no woman should ration tun tun, it should be available whenever its requested  Cheesy
davidylan (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #213 on: March 09, 2007, 08:32 PM »

absence of an object does two things - makes the heart grow fonder, or makes the heart grow colder.
Fiyin007
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #214 on: March 09, 2007, 08:46 PM »

Hey Man the issue is a really simple one. If you really care about both of you then find out the reasons why she doesn't want to have it with you. who says she hasn't been having sex ever since her first experience? Born - again my foot. what if you make the mistake of going into marriage with her and after sex she prefers some other guy sexually to you. (Who have been giving it to her all through your relationship). Your marriage is already heading for the rocks as she will still continue with extra-marital affairs.
The choice is yours anyways.
neelsel (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #215 on: March 09, 2007, 08:49 PM »

Quote from: davidylan on March 09, 2007, 08:29 PM
Is there no law against women "rationing" what belongs to their man by right?



"what belongs to their man by right?" Don't you think if this was the case, God would have created one( a spare) for men to be utilised at their disposal. I mean they could have been able to carry it in their briefcases, pockets etc, so that whenever the need arises , it would have been readily available.

Since this isn't the case, it therefore means, IT IS NOT RIGHTFULLY MEN'S Grin Tongue

Ferlie (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #216 on: March 09, 2007, 08:51 PM »

u be ode? why u no rape am?
davidylan (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #217 on: March 09, 2007, 08:52 PM »

Quote from: neelsel on March 09, 2007, 08:49 PM
"what belongs to their man by right?" Don't you think if this was the case, God would have created one( a spare) for men to be utilised at their disposal. I mean they could have been able to carry it in their briefcases, pockets etc, so that whenever the need arises , it would have been readily available.

Since this isn't the case, it therefore means, IT IS NOT RIGHTFULLY MEN'S Grin Tongue

don't let the green monkeys hear what you just said.  Cheesy
They've been behaving like gentlemen for far too long.
debosky (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #218 on: March 09, 2007, 08:53 PM »

Amendment to Good Head Act 2007

It shall be illegal for a woman to ration sex/sexual favors to her man for any reason. She shall oblige to sexual relations as and when he deems fit



All in support say aye!  Grin Grin
davidylan (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #219 on: March 09, 2007, 08:54 PM »

Aye!
neelsel (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #220 on: March 09, 2007, 08:55 PM »

Davidylan, Debosky et al, need Jesus!!! Tongue
Badman888 (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #221 on: March 09, 2007, 08:55 PM »

Aye!!!
davidylan (m)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #222 on: March 09, 2007, 08:56 PM »

Quote from: neelsel on March 09, 2007, 08:55 PM
Davidylan, Debosky et al, need Jesus!!! Tongue

vote for our ammendment first, say aye!  Cheesy
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: Of What Use Is My Girlfriend If I Can't Have Sex With Her?
« #223 on: March 09, 2007, 08:56 PM »

You are all retarded.

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