Igbos come show your proverbs skills

Nwanne madu I am always here waiting for you, but I can only say the following to you:

Ukpana okpoko gburu, nti chiri ya
The grasshopper killed by a train is certainly deaf.

O ka afutasia ka mgbo ji tuo nwa enwe n'isi
It is the event to see every thing that the bullet hit the monkey on its head

You have skipped your pills again. Go, hurry go take them now!     

gurio putyk nebido ndu

The longer the privates, the sweeter the action.

Nkita yala agba nsi agwola na ohia Whenever the dog takes a bag to the bush, it will pack all yama yama shit back home.

la kio pol hty uioi gtre zuru yah?

who pussy sweet na im dey pursue am daily.

nikynike you are coming up gradually  but remember that,

Adighi agwa nwa ma ihe puta na anwu.
You do not need to tell an intelligent child to come out from the sun

Ubochi nta ka anyi choo na owerre nchi
On the hunting day, we shall do it at the domain of the grasscutter

Cute-ass don't worry, aghotara m na,
O bu ihe mere ede jiri bee nwiiii
It is must be something that made cocoyam to sound nwiii     

E ji oso aracha mpkuru aka, aga afaye ya n'uko
Why lick the fingers with speed, will it be hanged on the shelf.

I am Very delighted to see you back, but where have you been? _{just curious!} 

Onye nna ya dara ibi adighi atu akpa amu egwu
One whose father is suffering from ibi _{hynenia of the scrotum} is not easily scared by the size of a scrotum

Nwata nna ya zigara ohi, na eji ukwu agbawa uzo
A child who was sent to rob by his father, breaks the door with his leg   

I missed you sha 

Youngies and cutie~bravo excellent,splendid!
Laughed my head off!From a very good female friend~

tupu gi egbue dibia n'emere gi ogwu maka ndi iro gi, chere ka ndi iro gi n’ile nwuchaa ~before you kill the native doctor who always gave you the medicine to protect you from your enemies, you will be wise to wait until all your enemies are dead!
Over now!

cha cha cha, ndi Igbo kwenu!
yaa
Kwezuonu!!!

Igbo ndi oma baby, n'ekele unu.
babyosisi nwanyi oma ,achala ugo,ama ama awu aru
Onye Chukwu kere mbosi Sunday.
Enenebe ejeghi olu!

Ndi Igbo si na nwata n'ebe akwa n'atu aka,ma nne ya anoghi ebe ahu
nna ya no ya.
Igbos say when a child is crying and pointing,if his dad is not at that location,his mom must be there.

Igbo si na o n'eme anyuko mamiri onu ogba ufufu.

literally meaning when people urinate together at a spot,it produces great bubbles.
real meaning,there is strength in numbers.

@ babyosisi

welcome to our club of igbo proverbs!

@ youngies, remeber that

ukpana okpoko gburu, nti ônwu chiri ya
a grasshopper killed by "okpoko" (a very noisy and loud animal i guess) is death deaf

ndi igbo wee si kwa na ukwa rue oge ya, ôdaa
when the breadfruit reaches its time, it falls

Cutie,
won't you welcome me too!

Hmmm Babyosisi you appear to be talented just like my darlin cutie 

Ndi Igbo si na mmiri bu ndu azu
Water is the life of a fish

Mmiri doro n'eju doro nwa nkita
The water on the broken earthen pot is there for the dog

Lewa nno too   

Ndi Igbo si na ndi mechanic emela anyi a makwaghi ndi ara

meaning :The car  repairmen has caused a situation whereby it is difficult to differentiate mad men from sane folks.
real meaning:Due to so many fakes,it is almost impossible to identify the real thing.

Ndewo nu ndi be anyi, unu abolachi?  

Ndi Igbo si na mgbe onye jiri teta ura bu ututu ya
Our people say that ones morning starts from whenever he woke up

Ejiri ututu tutuba mgbe chi ga eji atutu juo
If you start gathering from the morining, before night your basket will be filled