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chinesedoll (f)
Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« on: March 09, 2007, 10:14 AM »

Some say its embarrassing to fart in presence of your lover while some will agree that it shows how well connected,free and open you are to each other.( meaning you don't hide anything)
WHAT DO YOU THINK?, 

Creamish (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #1 on: March 09, 2007, 10:18 AM »

hell no!
nicelady1 (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #2 on: March 10, 2007, 01:53 AM »

lol, this is so funny. What a question! Grin
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #3 on: March 10, 2007, 01:55 AM »

yes oh i can and we both fart in the presence of each other like it's regular
Kennis (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #4 on: March 10, 2007, 06:17 PM »

What a question!!! , if u wan fart, wetin u go do? , okay u fit run commot sha, tell am say u dey come, u wan go fart.
agnesoseka
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #5 on: March 13, 2007, 09:43 AM »

sure!!
naijababe2 (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #6 on: March 16, 2007, 02:05 PM »

why not!!!!!!!! well if u can fart in the presence of ur lover its goes a long way, at least it shows that u don't keep anything like secrets or anything secretive from each mind, but never forget even if u fart in your lover's presence or vice versa that doesn't guarantee you that ur partner is not secretive!!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked
naijacutee (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #7 on: March 17, 2007, 12:59 AM »

Why not? I'd actually be suspicious if I'd never heard him fart.
Everbright (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #8 on: March 20, 2007, 11:31 AM »

that sounds dirty Shocked
naijacutee (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #9 on: March 20, 2007, 12:04 PM »

No it's not. It's natural, smell it and see. Grin
blubadd (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #10 on: March 20, 2007, 05:20 PM »

In my humble opinion, image is a large part of every relationship, dude take your leave and do ur thing, u crazy nairalanders will soon start to advocate for 'joint crapping!'
blubadd (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #11 on: March 20, 2007, 05:22 PM »

Maybe even a little kissing game while burping!LOL
blubadd (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #12 on: March 20, 2007, 05:23 PM »

Maybe even a little kissing game while burping!LOL
Baxilexi
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #13 on: March 20, 2007, 07:34 PM »

Hey it better out than in as i'ld say. Come to think of it who knows what effect fart has on staying in the body for long. Any wayz our location at that time matter,btq  i would i am only human.
4 Play (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #14 on: March 20, 2007, 07:37 PM »

This is one of the dumbest,stupidest,downright imbecillic threads I have ever come across

Millions of people are dying around the world.Millions of people are dieing of diseases

Millions of men are going to bed without getting laid,and this is what someone wants to discuss Angry
blubadd (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #15 on: March 21, 2007, 01:30 AM »

lofl
gracey (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #16 on: March 24, 2007, 07:41 AM »

this is really stupid, i think there's no other way to show you lover how much you love or connected  them huh? Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
I beg if you wan sef   fart in face if you want,  nasty people

Seun (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #17 on: March 25, 2007, 10:59 AM »

Of course, I can.  This must be one of the benefits of a honest relationship!
ugodaniel (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #18 on: March 25, 2007, 12:27 PM »

If its done intentionally, its the highest point of stupidity and immaturity but when executed unknowingly, can be laughed over and joked upon.

kellorah (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #19 on: March 25, 2007, 12:29 PM »

lol,
wouldn't want to

how embarassing  Grin
Kennis (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #20 on: March 25, 2007, 01:04 PM »

na wa for y'all

if na ur spouse nko, not lover?
cyprianjr (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #21 on: March 25, 2007, 01:26 PM »

I agree with ugodaniel,
finemocha (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #22 on: March 25, 2007, 11:44 PM »

lol
we have farting contests, but i just let him win  Wink
VOR (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #23 on: March 26, 2007, 12:25 AM »

@Ruky

You posed the question, but what do you think Ruky?

Looking at your beautiful profile pic I'm sure you have
never farted in your life yet alone in front of someone.
Anyway click on the thread below for my views and many
others on this most important issue.  Grin Grin Grin

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-16863.0.html
creamyice (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #24 on: March 26, 2007, 12:55 PM »

of course, u Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover, it's  fun! Grin
abstarr (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #25 on: March 26, 2007, 02:32 PM »

Tricky one, generally speakin, i havnt found that "special one" to fart with!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
ugodaniel (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #26 on: March 26, 2007, 03:26 PM »

Quote from: abstarr on March 26, 2007, 02:32 PM
Tricky one, generally speakin, i havnt found that "special one" to fart with!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Invariably, you're saying that marathon farting is something you're looking forward to sharing with your 'special' one Angry
abstarr (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #27 on: March 26, 2007, 03:48 PM »

Quote from: ugodaniel on March 26, 2007, 03:26 PM
Invariably, you're saying that marathon farting is something you're looking forward to sharing with your 'special' one Angry

Sense of humour people
ugodaniel (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #28 on: March 26, 2007, 04:04 PM »

Quote
Sense of humour people

methinks differently Grin
olutomiwa (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #29 on: April 10, 2007, 06:51 PM »

why not?its a natural phenomenom,we do it every time,infact we always compete with it and i win all the time, trust me now,i no dey disappoint,GBO GBA GBO GBA GBO GBO GBO GBO,abeg excuse me i wan go LATRINE.
stevetop (m)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #30 on: April 11, 2007, 12:30 AM »

controlling farting or not depends on what you eat,you can not eat those buka beans and think about controlling fart but it could be fun with so much perfume in the air.
chinesedoll (f)
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Lover?
« #31 on: April 11, 2007, 08:53 AM »

Quote from: VOR on March 26, 2007, 12:25 AM
@Ruky

You posed the question, but what do you think Ruky?

Looking at your beautiful profile pic I'm sure you have
never farted in your life yet alone in front of someone.
Anyway click on the thread below for my views and many
others on this most important issue. Grin Grin Grin

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-16863.0.html

my guy u are wrong o wldnt it be abnormal if u don't fart
even doctors would tell u that  anyway no forming  for that level
i wont do it in public sha but with my boo which kind form
i won dey form when he knows every every
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