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Typewriter (m)
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then meet snazzy 4 update she has A+ in witchcraftology. in fact her spell is still killing me sofly
hey somebody stop me! na lie the kolo spell is really metal strong.
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uf4oma (f)
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I am definitely bookmarking this. I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Meeeen. Some crazies out there.
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excel12 (m)
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Tornadoz,i tire for you. I laff so tay my ribs dey ache. But finally i have gotten the correct website that can help you,its www.globalwitcheswaitingtohelpyou.orgYou need to shout 'YEPARIPA' 3 times and recite some incantation before you can now click the link 7 times.Just try it out. |
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goldenisk (f)
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you de kolo abi wetin de do you ppl just de expose themselves se den de go witch website no try am o as for you if you wan go china go find visa abi you don de mental
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akeye (f)
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i know your problem
since u said all d witches u say are not in naija then y're u asking us
abeg dress go far go meet your people.
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Jafarre (m)
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Ok man here is what you do
you get leafs
ebule, ayoyo, opipi, aje ofole, & aidan put them in cold water in calabash then get some black soap (the kind that look like the black stuff inside a fig newton) mix it altogether, get some termite dust and draw this sign in it
1 11
1 11
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put all the stuff into a pool of water in your tub then bath in it for 6 to 7 days
after that you have powers then you go to a river and kill 2 pigeons and an egg mixed with ataale, it should allow u to teleport because an iya omi will take u wear u want to go.
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KDK (m)
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The bible clearly says :
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Deuteronomy 18:10
There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
Galatians 5 vs 19-21
19Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past,that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
I need not tell you about hell as you are already aware of it.
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holythug
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@ jafare or watever
u b ifa priest?
as for d withches its a trap to get u caught, trust chinese u knw dey av stronger forces
don't b deceived this is a brotherly advice from a lover of witches
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ajadrage
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Jehovah is the God almighty, the very limits of his mystery are unfathomable and he is vigorous in the application of his will which must be done. All things were made by him and through him all things in existence were made. In the realms beyond the physical, witches are like a pesky green fly, even mortal man wield immense power over a witch knowing his dominance and power on terra firma, but Jehovah the almighty God of all creation sits on his throne from on high. To earthling man his way does not belong, but having a knowledge of Jehovah and his will for mankind is the entire purpose of mankind since the fall of man into this system and times.
To witches, I hope you consider and reason rationally without sentiments. Somehow you might have encountered some mishaps in transit or some unpalatable experience from some source in your various wanderings. No matter the power and knowledge that you seek, as far as it is based on man, disregard. The real power is Jehovah and you guys should be seeking for ways to be at peace with him. Jehovah forgives when he wills, but it is only by his own grace because of his son Jesus Christ's ransom, at least you still got a second chance. . .
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handell (m)
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witchcraft & teleporting? you guys are on your own!
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rokiatu (f)
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How To Fly To China As A Witch?
ROFLMAO
LMAO
LOL I can't stop laughing there is nothing I haven't seen on nairaland
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Pepeye (f)
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Suffer not a witch to live
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disease (m)
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The topic title don make me laugh die.  ROFLMAO |
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segoye2 (m)
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You haven't solved how to fly as am still hoping someone here has solution or right fomular. Or it is that no witch on nairaland? Is a bigger lie!
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OREAWADOO
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NA WAH FOR THIS OUR COUNTRY
LOL
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OREAWADOO
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ANOTHER TREAD SAY HE WANT TO BE A WITCH WHAT IS GOING ON !
NO PASTOR CAN HELP EITHER NA MONEY THEY DEY CHASE SO THERE WE GO
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segoye2 (m)
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I think we need a goddess or babalawo to send invitation to wiches on NL to come and educate NL users. I know few wiches, I am currenly fighting with one and I think having her here won't be a bad Idea or what do you think? Call them to gather as I already have 18 big drums filled with the Blood of Jesus! lol
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guruno1 (m)
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want to go to hell?
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platinumnk (f)
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Na wow oh so 9 pages and no witches?
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sexyLeamon (f)
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say that loud again
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Im the nearest witch in Cote D'Ivoire  ,yeah people this is a great opportunity to those interested in descovering new talents,feel free to apply within.
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sexyLeamon (f)
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finally a witch nairaland will not kill me |
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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"Cracking throat"-reason just because you're also a witch on NL?,we are one familly and the love is always within us.
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sexyLeamon (f)
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"Cracking throat"-reason just because you're also a witch on NL?,we are one familly and the love is always within us. BLOOD OF JESUS! God forbid never |
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