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Amamensah
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #64 on: March 12, 2007, 09:03 PM »

 oh lord jesus cast  all this witches here. Shocked
diddy4 (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #65 on: March 12, 2007, 09:46 PM »

this one pass me oooo. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
ikamefa (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #66 on: March 12, 2007, 09:58 PM »

winch!  Cheesy
debosky (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #67 on: March 12, 2007, 10:00 PM »

Tornadoz the chairman of nairaland witches association don land oh! the Winch-In-Chief herself Ikamefa  Grin Grin Grin Grin
ikamefa (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #68 on: March 12, 2007, 10:02 PM »

Quote from: debosky on March 12, 2007, 10:00 PM
Tornadoz the chairman of nairaland witches association don land oh! the Winch-In-Chief herself Ikamefa Grin Grin Grin Grin

God punish you!  Grin
mukina2 (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #69 on: March 12, 2007, 10:10 PM »

how many epople are interested .we want to start runnig the ads
debosky (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #70 on: March 12, 2007, 10:17 PM »

Ika6 is interested, she's the head-winch of nairaland  Grin Grin
j-girl
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #71 on: March 12, 2007, 10:18 PM »

As they are dropping their applications - i will start pleading the blood of Jesus upon this thread, that's if i come back sha Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
ikamefa (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #72 on: March 12, 2007, 10:24 PM »

Quote from: debosky on March 12, 2007, 10:17 PM
Ika6 is interested, she's the head-winch of nairaland Grin Grin
dem send you?

maa be igi fun e!
spoilt (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #73 on: March 12, 2007, 10:26 PM »

are you kidding me? and why would you want to fly to china? to buy cheap rice or what?
debosky (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #74 on: March 12, 2007, 10:26 PM »

na winch dem dey send oh, so i return d question back to sender  Grin Grin Grin
Amamensah
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #75 on: March 12, 2007, 10:32 PM »

i am sure the guy was just playing around.most people here acting like there is no witches in their village. in this African, i am not surprised.
mukina2 (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #76 on: March 12, 2007, 10:35 PM »

application forms are ready .
anyone interested must pls send  their winch cv Grin Grin

no amateurs needed .

experienced winches with at least 5 yrs in the business Grin Grin
zigbo (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #77 on: March 12, 2007, 11:08 PM »

abeg come along wiv your registration fee, its 10grand becos winch no be small work o
mukina2 (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #78 on: March 12, 2007, 11:11 PM »

Quote from: zigbo on March 12, 2007, 11:08 PM
abeg come along with your registration fee, its 10grand because winch no be small work o

hey sizbo when were you hired? Grin Grin

Po Deep (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #79 on: March 12, 2007, 11:17 PM »

Where's the Jokes board when u need it?
Still ROFLOL!!!
Free (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #80 on: March 13, 2007, 12:45 AM »

why dnt he just take a plane Grin

why U need witches Huh Huh
Icon (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #81 on: March 13, 2007, 12:56 AM »

Na wa for Tornadoz o. I think say na joke before o. It seems he's really serious. If you notice, he's only replying those who seem to be giving him some answers.

Anyway, Razorr & Mukina, I like your idea! I have another proposition. Let's make it a reality show. "Witches West Africa" would be appropriate  as a follow up to Idols west africa) We'll have 3 judges. I nominate Ikamefa Grin, Snazzy and 1 wizard and we'll have Auditions in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Calabar and Ghana. Wetin una think?
ghettochyk (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #82 on: March 13, 2007, 04:36 AM »

Quote
There's a business am planning on starting but i need assistance. To succeed in this business i think you have to be a witch.I would pay good money for the opportunity. The privilege few who are members should let me know. The possibilities of witches are endless.The ability to fly to China at night and returning before breakfast is what am talking about.I need this for a project am doing. I tried searching  the internet but most of the witches i found were not in Nigeria, the nearest was in Cote'de'voire. As i said i will pay good money.Thanks for your help.

LAWD HAVE MERCAY!!!!! did seun advertise dat his members also offer advice on flying witches to china? too bad u specifically want dem to fly to china cus i think there was an ad for those making trips to Hong Kong, unless u can manage and catch a bus for the rest of the trip. 
Quote from: Free on March 13, 2007, 12:45 AM
why dnt he just take a plane Grin

why U need witches Huh Huh

he's prolly on a budget but i think i read sumwhere dat witches are raising their air fares for insurance purposes.
ogechi84 (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #83 on: March 13, 2007, 04:55 AM »

there is not wrong being a witch.in the village is not easy.
Po Deep (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #84 on: March 13, 2007, 07:52 AM »

Burn the witch!
Smite that witch!
Burn! Smite! Burn! Smite! Burn!!!!!
Razorr (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #85 on: March 13, 2007, 08:45 AM »

Quote from: Icon on March 13, 2007, 12:56 AM
Na wa for Tornadoz o. I think say na joke before o. It seems he's really serious. If you notice, he's only replying those who seem to be giving him some answers.

Anyway, Razorr & Mukina, I like your idea! I have another proposition. Let's make it a reality show. "Witches West Africa" would be appropriate as a follow up to Idols west africa) We'll have 3 judges. I nominate Ikamefa Grin, Snazzy and 1 wizard and we'll have Auditions in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Calabar and Ghana. Wetin una think?

Icon, that's a very good idea! Witches West Africa! However, I disagree with the part about the judges o! I want to be the chief judge! Grin We need to find sponsors though. I would talk to my friends in Naija Breweries and a couple of other places. Someone has to foot the Media bills and the Cash prize!  Wink

Pain
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #86 on: March 13, 2007, 09:39 AM »

I Know a Coupl'a  Witches. U cam mail me on lostpalz@yahoo.com. I ll hook U Up with them.

Ok?

Na Today?
Icon (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #87 on: March 13, 2007, 09:54 AM »

Quote from: Razorr on March 13, 2007, 08:45 AM
Icon, that's a very good idea! Witches West Africa! However, I disagree with the part about the judges o! I want to be the chief judge! Grin We need to find sponsors though. I would talk to my friends in Naija Breweries and a couple of other places. Someone has to foot the Media bills and the Cash prize!  Wink



OK, as long as I'll be the presenter. I'll be the one to announce the results.
wiseguy (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #88 on: March 13, 2007, 10:01 AM »

What is happening here? Lord have mercy!
Gheorghe (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #89 on: March 13, 2007, 11:01 AM »

blood of Jesus.

pastor,rev.,eveng.dr. King must hear dis.

He'll flug or rather burn dis evil spirit out of ye.

beta repent nowwwwwwwwwww or helllllllllllllllll ,
ronnie-slimz (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #90 on: March 13, 2007, 02:22 PM »

winch ke? them don rundown   Grin Grin tipe tipe  Tongue
sisimose (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #91 on: March 13, 2007, 02:41 PM »

THIS THREAD IS FUNNY LMAO

BUT WAIT OH, WHICH ONE PEOPLE DEY  yarn rubbish for? who tell una say winch headquarters dey Benin?abeg make una stop am oh. ah ha nonsense Tongue anyway the people wey say headquarters dey my beautiful benin, nah dem don go there before , maybe una fit help Tornadoz with directions.

Ok on a serious note this is a good question sha, it makes good business sense, it beats UPS or DHL lmao na wah NL  Grin
Po Deep (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #92 on: March 13, 2007, 02:46 PM »

Blood of Jesus!
Hand of God!
Fire of the Holy Spirit!
Burn the witches now!!!
goldenray (m)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #93 on: March 13, 2007, 03:25 PM »

 >:(Hey!but why are you guys taking this with such levity? We'r talking witches here people. You guys are driving Tornador out of his thread with all these jokes. Lets be serious abeg! @ poster, don't mind them. Enuff witches for you at cheap rates. Problem is even when you are thru with them, they won't be thru with you. You wanna take that risk? If you are up to it, state it clearly, then serious minded witches and grand wizards too will start popping up, not on this thread, but on your doorsteps! Last time i checked though, Abacha, fela and okadibo were their victims. Adua yar'a was close to being one too. So, brother, talk now or forever hold your peace!
ogechi84 (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #94 on: March 13, 2007, 04:19 PM »

@po deep
lol no shakings,oga jesus hear you now:D
Doris B (f)
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch?
« #95 on: March 13, 2007, 04:28 PM »

u must b one of them,guess u v finish all d business in physical world thats y u r going 2 the next level.
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