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PHEESAYOUR (m)
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The best thing you can do to make it bark is go with it to a room and 3 geda with a cutlass, sharp enough to cut it's tail you lock the door, throw the keys out ta the window and cut it's tail. Don't make attempt to open the door, even if it bites you, try the procedure again probably by cutting off it's first front leg this time If it doesn't still try to cut the second front leg, still if it doesn't , Cut the third leg, still if it doesn't cut the last leg,I am sure by this time it will bark but if it doesn't try cutting off it's head, Then i am pretty sure it will bark out of control. Try it and reply back here please
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diamondd (f)
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give him tabba to snuff  |
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prince_onx
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You sure say no be Chicken you dey call Dog?  |
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oscar (m)
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talk about indigenuos strategy; have u tried mixing some local gin (epketeshi or paraga) with its meals of drink. ;)When the results start coming don't say I told you o!  |
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odet100
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What an overplayful dog needs is a jolt of 20,000 volts of electricity .To adminsterd orally twice a day but il recommend jolts 2 each testicle 4 swift results and even u would have 2 b crazy 2 go near it. Seriously,uv got 2 get an anggresive dog thats as mean as hell trust me am talkin from xperence.It works like my magic Ur dog would be barkin in no time
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Satu
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Hey guys, just got a lovely Alsatian Dog. Never owned one and know very little about dogs, I just love them
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gabrywyl (f)
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Poster, Just be glad that your dog have teeth and can still bite and eat food. My cousin's dog has no teeth at all and when he barks, its tremendously loud and annoying. . . . .   And the dog had to eat porridge everyday cause he can't chew any solid food. (The dog has no teeth because it is born that way) If your dogs wants to be antisocial (not barking), let the dog be besides its not like it means any harm. |
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CARUSO (m)
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@Poster
pour hot boiling water on the dog,
then come back and tell me how many decibels was the sound of the barking after this task!
goodluck!!!
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Gamine (f)
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I have never seen a dog in pain, BARK! kai some people sef!! Poster, r u sure you bought a DOG? but there is a breed that dosnt bark sha |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Oh Noooooo. . . . No animal cruelty. . . .  I believe every dog has its own natural behaviour just like us humans. WHy can't you just accept your dog the way it is? The dog cannot please you all the time you know? Its no made perfect so if it does not want to bark, let the dog be and just let it do whatever it want to do. Well, at least thats what my dog is doing. |
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engineerd (m)
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hahahahahahaha, this thread is so funny! Dude live with it, u've got ur'self a gay ass dog! Your Ajah is gay man!
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christie07 (f)
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cut da dog's tale and it will start barking ok!,
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AshtonJake (m)
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gabrywyl, whatever you do, pleaseeeeee do not go to the 'Is Gabrywyl Mushling's?" thread!!!!!
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